Just tried to be a hero

Just went out for a cigarette when I heard a woman screaming, I looked up the road and saw some guy in a suit run past and then a big fat woman ran past holding her handbag and shouting "My purse, my purse"

So I ran after him along with one of my Polish workers who was there at the time.

Needless to say the thief jumped a garden fence, got out in to Dorset Street and run towards Bevois Valley. I failed to be a hero.

If you weren't a smoker, you may have caught him

shame you didnt stop him, he would have stabbed you.:confused:

if you weren't so meek and pathetic you may have caught him

Do you get a refund on your £5 membership fee if you die?

I can't believe I outran a fat lady and two fat men.

Do you get a refund on your £5 membership fee if you die?

Yes, it will be transfered to you bank account in hell

I had shoes on, shoes aren't good for running or climbing in

shame you didnt stop him, he would have stabbed you.:confused:

Didn't even think about that.

Did you give the fat lady some money to get a McChicken Sandwich? You failed to catch the thief who stole her purse therefore the least you could have done was feed her.

Did you give the fat lady some money to get a McChicken Sandwich? You failed to catch the thief who stole her purse therefore the least you could have done was feed her.

Nah she ran straight across the busy main road, lucky not to have got knocked over.

A female taxi driver carried on where I finished.

The fat women was me.

Nah she ran straight across the busy main road, lucky not to have got knocked over.

 

A female taxi driver carried on where I finished.

Essruu?

The fat women was me.

a big fat woman ran

unlikely

unlikely

U gob****e, im a shadow of the former man now i have lost 1 stone and 2 pounds.

unlikely

Ok moved faster than a joggers pace but not running.

At least I gave it a go, who else would be stupid enough to run after a theif?

Ok moved faster than a joggers pace but not running.

 

At least I gave it a go, who else would be stupid enough to run after a theif?

the police

Yeah i'll let you have that one.

Ok moved faster than a joggers pace but not running.

 

At least I gave it a go, who else would be stupid enough to run after a theif?

What is this 'theif' you speak of?

What is this 'theif' you speak of?

He was implying thiefs are illiterate but comically spelling thief wrong, come on Jill, keep up.

Ok moved faster than a joggers pace but not running.

 

At least I gave it a go, who else would be stupid enough to run after a theif?

You could have run after him, yelled out and called him a c*n*, then when he's riled up enough and running towards you with the intention of beating you to a pulp, you could have run back toward the lady.

I think of everything.

was he Irish?

You could have run after him, yelled out and called him a c*n*, then when he's riled up enough and running towards you with the intention of beating you to a pulp, you could have run back toward the lady.

 

I think of everything.

He could have ran back to the lady backwards.

He was implying thiefs are illiterate but comically spelling thief wrong, come on Jill, keep up.

Yeah that's it

I don't know what he was, except a c*nt

TBF Nathan Dyer is pretty quick

TBF Nathan Dyer is pretty quick

Racist.

Just went out for a cigarette when I heard a woman screaming, I looked up the road and saw some guy in a suit run past and then a big fat woman ran past shouting "My purse, my purse"

 

So I ran after him along with one of my Polish workers who was there at the time.

 

Needless to say the thief jumped a garden fence, got out in to Dorset Street and run towards Bevois Valley. I failed to be a hero.

I had shoes on, shoes aren't good for running or climbing in

 

 

 

Didn't even think about that.

I'd say that was a good match. You both had shoes on, but he was wearing a suit. And he still out run you, did you really try MB?? I wonder.

I'd say that was a good match. You both had shoes on, but he was wearing a suit. And he still out run you, did you really try MB?? I wonder.

I tried my best, that's all one can do.

All that f*cking running and the bag was empty anyway.

How do you know? she still had that

Should have done the old Crocidile Dundee trick. Chucked a can of coke or beans at the thief and knocked him out.

Of course you would then be done for assualt or some other stupid charge at some later point for being a hero.

After watching I-Robot I don't intervene with bag snatchers anyway, in case they're being useful...

He was implying thiefs are illiterate but comically spelling thief wrong, come on Jill, keep up.

Apparently, some bloody nameless professor of Cambridge University is fed up with correcting spelling errors, and so has recently put forward the proposal that mistakes should just be considered an alternative form of the word. Which pretty much buggers up the last thing I'm reasonably proud to be half-decent at.

Of course, I don't agree with his proposal.

Apparently, some bloody nameless professor of Cambridge University is fed up with correcting spelling errors, and so has recently put forward the proposal that mistakes should just be considered an alternative form of the word. Which pretty much buggers up the last thing I'm reasonably proud to be half-decent at.

 

Of course, I don't agree with his proposal.

G onhe thoa osohjtj ols sewity!

You weren't trying hard enough.

Apparently, some bloody nameless professor of Cambridge University is fed up with correcting spelling errors, and so has recently put forward the proposal that mistakes should just be considered an alternative form of the word. Which pretty much buggers up the last thing I'm reasonably proud to be half-decent at.

Of course, I don't agree with his proposal.

Hopefully mistakes in grammar will also be considered 'alternative...'

If it helps.. you're my hero.

MB a tip , if you want to catch a thief next time run in the same direction as him not the opposite way

If you weren't a smoker, you may have caught him

if he wasn't a smoker , he wouldn't have been outside in the first place!!

All that weed in your system, it slows you down.

I hope im playing upfront next time your'e running line! Ill always be onside!

MB a tip , if you want to catch a thief next time run in the same direction as him not the opposite way

if he wasn't a smoker , he wouldn't have been outside in the first place!!

Good point

I think its the thought which counts. Not many people would have bothered in todays soceity