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Matterhapse his is, matterhapse he isn't. Doesn't mean we have better. Is Kelvin still available? Hes only up the road in Eastleigh. What about Antti Niemi? Hes only 51 and still a goalkeeping coach. Even Shilts would do. He could still do a job for us at 74.

Wouldn't it be nice if: - Leeds, Leicester and Ipswich fluff their lines - We beat Leicester with the final goal an own goal by Jaime Fucking Vardy -We have Alex McCarthy in goal and he turns in a season beating 4 games with 4 clean sheets -Adam Armstrong gets a few more goals and assists to top both of the leagues, (and shit on not being in the Team of the season) -People talk about Saints, the 24 games unbeaten, the running back up the league at the last knocking. -We finally win a league to go up. But the pessimist in me just knows that if we do achieve the above, just to have the commentators in our first game back in the Premier saying none of this, and mentioning the 9-0 losses. It's a roller-coaster of a ride, being a Saints Supporter. OK, my little bundles of pessimism and Half Empty glasses, over to you.

Sound like Gavin Bazunu out for the season. Fucking shit Mccarthy or Lumbly now till the end. Just as.we start to gel.

Adam Armstrong Second highest scorer in the league Third highest assist in the league Still.not in the Championship team of the season.

Changed just for you.

Well good game. 1st half very good,passing excellent. 1nd half coasted after 10.minutes. All.we got to do now is keep the same team going forward.......and play Preston every game until the end of the season. The top three must be feeling the pressure now, with us breathing down their necks. Happy today.

Bit passed off as I think this will nw end 3-0

Yes. That's total shit.

FFS No goals in the last 25 minutes. Martino out.

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I keep channelling my inner Dave Merrington. 'What we don't want to do Adam, is concede a goal'

Simply sublime today.

I think that Mccarthys natural instinct.is to.put his boot through it rather than pass it around like Bazunu does. Don't mind this.

Yeeeeeeeeszzzzzzzzz 9 fucking nil now. Pretty please.

Hmm. I wonder why he would say that?