Lighthouse

THB going for the utterly pointless three match ban to miss the first playoff game there. Just when you think we couldn't get any more brainless.

Get Pochettino back! There's no way he'd be losing this 5-0.

It'd be madness to sack him now but he seriously needs to make something out of the playoffs.

This might be one of the worst half hour sub appearances I've ever seen.

Aribo couldn't have given less of a f**k.

A fabulous hattrick from Manning, three goals he made no attempt to try and block.

Another none-tackle from Manning.

Manning has been on the pitch two minutes and that happens.

Brooks seems to think if he wanders around offside all the time, he’ll play like Inzaghi by default.

As bad as it has been, there is something to be said for keeping possession when you’re playing crap. You can say we’ve done nothing with it but what we have done is not concede three or four and be game over. We’re still in it, away to the team top of the league, albeit with a huge improvement needed.

The ref doesn’t even know basic laws of the game. Wonderful.

He went from impersonating Walcott to impersonating Bella-Kotchap.

He’d been asking to come off for over five minutes, no idea why it took so long to get Smallbone ready.

Time for some good old fashioned lucky muffins.

Nobody in the same postcode as KDH for that through-ball.