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How do we know the bloke with the lawnmower cut the grass perfectly perpendicular to the touchline...? #devilsadvocate

How on earth is that worthy of a 3 match ban? The defender grabs hold of him and Mara tries to swipe him off...

I'm phobic of snakes. In fact I don't like any animals that lactose...

"What dairy food...." "Pass" FFS.... Just name a f**king dairy food you absolute goon. #thechase

I've done my bit... recycling my Remy Martin* bottles over the last couple of decades has paid huge dividends... now over to the rest of the world to do their bit... (* one for the 2008 Takeover Thread posse there... #helpmerhonda)

Rachel Riley? Sack? I've got a punchline but probably best if I keep it to myself...

Hope that one ages better than this one did at the time for our cesspit neighbours...

Given the Post Office still have the power to prosecute (I assume?) maybe they should instigate criminal proceedings? What a delightful irony that would be....

Bogard's demeanor at the select committee exuded suspicion so I'm not surprised there's seemingly evidence that she was deliberately covering things up. She certainly came across as a nasty piece of work on the ITV drama, although she obviously refuted that characterisation of course. Looks like she has a nice house. Would be a shame if she ended up in prison and lost that...

Fair point sir 👍

And the league leaders have let in 53... good game this quoting numbers that suit a particular viewpoint malarkey...

I may have mentioned this once or 83 times before ( ), but we're the joint highest scorers in the league, so not sure that perception holds out statistically...?

Bring him home!

You probably won't find anyone here who is losing sleep over kit selection. It's just people expressing an opinion. (Or sitting on the fence) on an internet football forum. It's those that worry about how people react to kit decisions I I feel most concerned about...