Suhari

Stu done his knee?

Yep. Should've been out of sight first half.

Twatbuckets.

We've royally fucked up today.

That's some attacking subs.

Let's make some changes RM.

Knew it.

WTF was that?!

Jesus. We're firing blanks at the moment.

That's good goalkeeping.

Bigbone sticks one in!

Hey Russ-baby? How about you leave your shoe-horn alone again, stop trying to be clever and leave Captain Fantastic on the bench? Granted he's decent, but let's not fuck up what's worked so well by regressing to stuffing him in anywhere, eh? Cheers and stuff. Kisses.

Mum calls when we're a goal up. We score two while she tells me about the stuff she's given away on I Need a Whisk. Who needs nuns?

Cheeky no-look shot.

Che!!! He's cooking tonight.