Saint Nicholas

Rudi Skacel!

Anyone who thinks we can go from being Championship to Champions League in 3 seasons is clearly deluded. Maybe one day, but I am sure that Wanyama, Gaston et al would have joined knowing that it was an ambition rather than a given. I have every faith that MoPo will see out his contract, and beyond.

They build you up, only to knock you down!!!

Meat Pies obviously. Ask Bennie Hill as "a hot meat pie hit him in the eye and Ernie hit the dust." Poor Ernie.

Why does Radio Solent not have Saints coverage on DAB? I just bought a bloody expensive DAB radio, only to find I can only get commentary for the Skate games. I amin a valley and can't get a decent FM signal.

Feckin hell, what are you hiring, a Bentley?

Most yellow lines are covered by a Traffic Regulation Order. Double yellows are normally 24 7, but single yellows are normally 8am till 6pm, Monday to Saturday. The bank holiday would be counted as a normal day. Take care as Southampton City Council are pretty devious and send their Parking Enforcement Officers out on a match day as its good pickings fro them. Speaking from experience here!!!

As a 43 year old bloke, I did think it a bit ghey that a mass of likely aged men asked another man of a similar age to give them a wave.

Just got back from Lanzerote. The Pool man was there one day, when my lad came down wareing his new Saints home shirt. Pool man says "did they give you that shirt free?" Nipper says, "No dad paid £52 pounds for it. Why, who do you support?" Pool man says "Ipswich" Lad says "12 goals in 2 games, I'd shut up if I were you". I pizzed myself. Good Lad!

Mate of mine i play golf with sells insurance to Le Tiss and others. He says that a Middle Eastern lot are going to buy Saints out now we have been promoted, and that the Italian is off. Seeing him tomorrow and will question him further.

Well whilst in a correcting mood, it's your last warning, not you're last warning!

We're going to win on Sunday. How do I know? Because it's my birthday on Sunday, and the last time it was my birthday and Saints were on tele was when we whipped The Yids in the FA Cup. I didn't go to that game and watched it on the box. I am not going to this game, but again will be watching on tele. (Am I being optimistic?)

Apparently he is friends of Jeremy Clarkeson as well and rumour has it he is the Stig!

I heard from a very good source that Rupert controls the weather and is behind Joe Swash winning I'm a celebrity, get me out of here. Also he was involved in the killing of JKF and knew who shot JR before anyone else! Get a life.

****ing Hell That's one hell of a ****ing post! How many times can you get the word **** in a post? I mean; I'm a bit of a **** sometimes but **** you must be a real hard **** to use so may ****ing *****! Some ****ers would say that you should **** off but I say **** it, why shouldn't a ****ing cash paying punter have his ****ing say on such ****ing matters such as these. **** it I've had a ****ingnough, I'm off for a **** down the ****ing **** **** ****!