Pastor Patrón

To gain 10kg of muscle? Yeah not so much

Are you accusing him of taking steroids bro?

Hmmm this thread is more interesting then expected. I could see Pelle putting on the gloves, it'd have to be a striker surely.

Seems legit.

Don't cry about it dude, players retire all the time, maybe you could buy a house near to him or something?

He'll retire, we've no reason whatsoever to offer him a coaching role.

Yes because Arsenal fans opinions on our players are certainly more valid and informed then our own. I was unaware JWP has captained the England senior side as well, or even got a call up, pretty sure that makes him the only English player under the age of 25 in the top two flights who hasn't at least got a cap.

His description would've fitted Liverpool just as well. Patronising little ballbag.

except he was

8-0, you don't get more points for beating a good side and it was f#cking hilarious . I was literally almost crying with joy/laughter watching the game, it was amazing. The 6-1 against Villa would come second for me, similarly I was just laughing at how awesome it was scoring every time I sat back down. Can't comment on the Chelsea game because I missed it but nothing beats the fun factor of absolutely battering another team.

So they're half a team short then?

Please god let us put in a performance like this against Liverpool and Spurs. I don't care about the rest of the season as long as we hammer those c*nts. We're a far better team then both of them, and were last season as well, karma has to see us absolutely demolish them at one point, preferably leading to their managers getting the sack.

Austin would be my number one choice, but since everyone else has already said him I'll go for Calum Chambers.

1. 60k stadium designed by Peter Zumthor, preferably out of solid stone, whilst re-landscaping the surrounding area 2. Get vending machines for chocolate bars and cans, and replace the sh#tty catering with local street-food stalls inside 3. Remove sponsors from the shirt, it's tacky and gets us bugger all money anyway 4. Get a top fashion house to design our shirts, someone like Balmain or Rick Owen would be wonderful 5. Give the away fans the sh#ttest seats in the stadium, preferably on the second tier in a corner behind some columns

True, but an awesome starting 11 is pointless over the course of the season if your squad is garbage. You're better off having a very good starting 11 and very good squad if you want to do well in the league. I'd say we're a top RB short of having the best 11 we've had in recent memory too, I like Romeu a lot and think Clyne's been a bigger loss then Schneiderlin so far.