Danger Mouse

So many great performances... Mane at his speedy best, VvD and his countless pneumatic headed clearences, but I went for Pelle. Two assists and a cracking goal as well as some good defensive work towards the end.

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"Don't you Juanmi baby, don't you Juanmi ooooooh"

Is that a reference to his egg-like bald head?

2π/√100 That's numberwang!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ru4ovXSIvI

[video=youtube;Mf_aGP-N_mw]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mf_aGP-N_mw

I sometimes forget that he's only 19. That says it all really. Nice article btw.

No one in our family are into footy apart from me and my bro. So when me and him were kids (6 and 8-ish) we liked footy but didn't have anyone to support. Then my brother's bestest friend, whose family had moved up from Southampton, asked if he'd support them with him. Like the d!ckhead he is he said yes. Then my brother asked me the same thing, and like the d!ckhead I am I also said yes. That was ~30 years ago and it stuck. Incidentally, when I was 16 or so I had a friend without a team and managed to persuade him to support Saints by pointing out that we had Shearer, the best striker in the country. Then we sold him to Blackburn and he switched allegiance, the b*stard! He's now a de-facto Arsenal "fan" due to his brother in law.

Talking of lists... I stumbled over this list the other day. The "International Federation of Football History and Statistics" (IFFHS) club world rankings. It places us as the 208th best club team... (cue Clarkson voice)... in the world! ...which is 9 places lower than Crusaders FC from Belfast - who are a semi-profession team. Who comes up with this $hite?!

Bayer Leverkusen striker Josip Drmic maybe? http://www.shoot.co.uk/category/news/saints-monitoring-leverkusen-striker/

Oh. She's one of them pikey lot then We lived in Hill Side, went to St. Mary's (school). Nearly drowned in the Meridian pool when I took my arm bands off like a bell end, was plucked to safety by a woman with massive norks. Good times. I'm 38 btw.

Dr Who, it says you're from Royston... I grew up there!

Russian envelopes. Like Russian dolls... but envelopes.

http://junkyvideo.com/zivxmtj33hfz Also, for future reference... http://www.reddit.com/r/footballdownload