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Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he's walking with a limp. "What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender. "Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight," says Paddy. "That little ****, O'Conner," says Sean, "He couldn't do that to you, he must have had something in his hand." "That he did," says Paddy, "a shovel is what he had, and a terrible lickin' he gave me with it." "Well," says Sean, "you should have defended yourself, "Didn't you have something in your hand?" "That I did," said Paddy. "Mrs. O'Connor's breast, and a thing of beauty it was, but useless in a ******* fight."

Might have to give it a weeks test ...................see how the boxing goes ! lol

Is it REALLY worth while doing this guys ? Always suspicious of handing over my hard earned ...................

Presumed it t be similar to "*****" myself !

I like this comment from :- http://www.toonforum.co.uk/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=6864&start=60 " f****** hell man. Useless f****** cronuts. What a tosser Pardew is the f****** vowel odourless sweetheart. Could be 3 with the Colo back pass and Krul should have been off as well as a pen. f****** s**** man. We'll be lucky to only lose 4-0 again. **** right off Pardew you f****** cronut. " Made me laff anyway ! lol:lol:

Think we should 'fin'-ish this line of talk before we get em-'broiled' into too much of a debate ! :-)

'Spose feelers don't count ? Or is that too much like the historic Octo porn that used to be freely available in TMS ? I miss those days .......................

If she's a veggie why's she going to a FISH and chip restaurant may I ask ?

Ah well you see .................. looking to do things a little on the cheap, but may end up going that route anyway .......................lol !

Looking to finish off a little mini-project. Have the m/board, memory and gfx card ....................just this little baby to get now ? Anyone got one or know someone who does ?

Sounds good to me as a starter, much appreciated !

Guys and Gals, This is only at the very early stages of planning, but looking for some guidance on possibly emigrating with the family to Canada .......:-) It's a v v v v big decision, so looking for something along the lines of :- 1) From those who have done it, was it worth it ? 2) What were the pitfalls etc ? 3) Would love to be West Coast rather than East, but is there much difference in cost of living etc ? 4) Whats the likelihood of getting an IT related job and wages equivalent ? 5) Any pointers to godo websites to look at etc It will be some 3 - 5 years off, but looking to get as much info as I can ! Any help, gratefully accepted of course !

Just saw this and the very first thing I thought of was this flippin' thread ! https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/the-nut-job/dmpkppmcifggakpfjekjcbmonchglbed

Bearsy, your mission (should you choose to accept it) is to ensure that Tokes manages to get some sunlight on him before he wastes away beyond redemption ! :-) http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-23182523

Would all these arguments have a collective noun of Beef Flaps ?