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Here for the cheddars, you're only here for the cheddars ... etc.

Figuratively rather than literally, I imagine.

'200 games? Get tae f*ck!' Something like that? Only joking, of course. Well done to both of them.

Is this the best we can do to fill the right winger slot? Unconvincing delivery and a tendency to U-turn when under pressure.

Nice goal for Saints - a couple of good touches and a great finish from Molly Pike

Selected by weekly raffle from SaintsWeb members.

9 minutes spent looking for a new biro in the stationery cupboard? Found one, but no rubber stamps, hence Che's loan off.

I went to St Mary's last year hoping to be entertained and perhaps even see a goal ... crazy I know.

A box within a box, with the outer box's only purpose being to tell us about how sustainable it is. I wonder if the club will continue with the strategy of playing dull, uninspiring football to encourage fans to stay at home instead of travelling to the ground

... and I bet we qualify for the Champions League for the first time at the end of the previous season. Would be typical Saints.

This is the ChatGPT generated announcement for next season. Wouldn't be surprised to read something similar to this soon. Plans for the Upcoming Season [Generated by ChatGPT and NOT an official club statement] Southampton Football Club is excited to share our plans and aspirations for the upcoming season. Following our recent relegation from the Premier League, we have carefully assessed the situation and are fully committed to the journey of reclaiming our place in the top flight. Our immediate focus is on regrouping, rebuilding, and preparing for the challenges that lie ahead in the Championship. We understand the demands and competitiveness of this league, and we are determined to tackle it head-on with a renewed sense of purpose and ambition. First and foremost, we acknowledge that significant improvements are necessary to achieve our goal of promotion. To this end, we have embarked on a comprehensive review of all aspects of the club's operations. This includes an in-depth evaluation of our squad, coaching staff, training facilities, and overall footballing strategy. We are actively working to bolster our squad with the necessary talent and experience that will not only strengthen our team but also instill a winning mentality within the club. Recruitment efforts are underway, and we are leaving no stone unturned in our pursuit of players who possess the skill, dedication, and character needed to propel us forward. Our coaching staff is equally committed to the task at hand. They are diligently analyzing our performances, identifying areas for improvement, and devising strategic plans to maximize our potential. Player development, tactical adaptability, and a strong team ethos will be at the core of our approach as we strive for success. While our immediate focus is on on-pitch matters, we remain dedicated to the long-term development and sustainability of Southampton Football Club. We will continue investing in our youth academy and scouting networks to identify and nurture promising young talent, ensuring a bright future for the club. Off the pitch, we are committed to fostering a strong and vibrant fan community. Your unwavering support is invaluable to us, and we will actively seek ways to enhance the matchday experience, engage with supporters, and strengthen the bond between the club and its loyal fans. Communication will play a vital role in keeping you informed and involved in our progress. We will provide regular updates on our activities, transfer news, and any significant developments through various channels, including our official website, social media platforms, and direct communication with supporters' groups. As we embark on this new chapter, we ask for your unwavering support and belief in our collective endeavor. We understand the disappointment of relegation, but it is together, united as one, that we will overcome the challenges ahead and emerge stronger. The upcoming season will undoubtedly be a test of character, resilience, and determination. However, we are fueled by our shared vision of returning Southampton Football Club to the Premier League and creating a legacy of success. We look forward to sharing this journey with you, our esteemed supporters, and we are excited about what the future holds. Together, we will rise again and reaffirm Southampton's position among the elite of English football. We thank you for your continued support and encourage you to stand with us as we embark on this inspiring pursuit. Up the Saints! [Generated by ChatGPT and NOT an official club statement]

ChatGPT denying any involvement when asked, but not sure I believe it No, I did not write any part of that statement. It appears to be a statement issued by Southampton Football Club regarding their relegation from the Premier League. As an AI language model, I can provide information and assist with various topics, but I don't generate real-time news updates or statements from specific organizations.

It did read like something generated using chatGPT

Reducing the carbon footprint of home games by encouraging season ticket holders like myself to find any excuse to avoid attending in person.

Have you seen the stats?:)