Wax

37% now Oh, and why not send the journo who wrote it some kind words: steve.wilson@thenews.co.uk

Call SMS and Hampshire Police on Sat AM warning them of an attempted suicide bomb attempt by a smelly pikey ***t matching that c*cks description with a bomb concealed in his stupid hat. Then watch and laugh as he is led away for a full cavity strip search which will undoubtedly leave him feeling violated. Having said that, he'd probably enjoy it...

Does anyone have any more news on pubs opening before and after the Skates game and if SMS will be selling beer beforehand and at HT? I'll be coming down on the train from Basingrad so weighing up the idea of having a few in the local Weatherspoons here first to guarantee an early beer buzz before the game but not relishing the thought of none afterwards if everywhere is shut!