Live and Let Die as a Bond theme. A great intro, followed by a really banal load of crap.
Earrings and nail varnish, neither of them make anyting more attractive than they were. I'd include false lashes and false nails, but everyone knows they are just crap overweight people use instead of eating less and exercising more.
Saunas. It's just an uncomfortably hot, steamy room where it's hard to breathe.
Cream, it's just bland
Sweetcorn, ruins any food it comes into contact with and clearly as little nutritional value.