Dark Munster

Yes, but will he hit the cow's arse?

A decent, solid, experienced, non hipster, non good looking manager? The polar opposite of what the legend in his own mind Rasmus W. Ankersen wants.

The fear we’ll become in a season or two the next Swansea, Stoke or Cardiff is why so many of us are pissed off with this nonentity mid table manager appointment.

Um, no. But swap their manager with our plonker and then I’d agree.

That's the good news. The bad news is Rasmus "If it's not broken, break it" Ankersen is still very much with us, and I believe very much in control of major decisions, albeit less openly after his disastrous ones last season.

It's looking like it'll be a two horse race between Surrey and Essex.

Me too. The day after the season ends.

FIFY!

True. Thankfully we have no hope!

Impact injury?

We've just come off a win. I wonder what the poll results would be like if we'd lost yesterday?

Aribo’s improvement from a useless slow jogger to a good dynamic midfielder seemed to coincide with him shaving off all his hair! Maybe Mara should give it a try.