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Which many of us saw as the problem right from the beginning. And yet Ankersen and his puppet Wilcox thought he would be the perfect fit for us, with Ankersen scouting him for almost half a year. Just like he did with N. Bloody Jones, again someone most of us could see was a lunatic choice. The incompetence and stupidity is breathtaking, and Dragan continues to do doing nothing as Ankersen pisses away literally hundreds of millions of his money on relegation, along with appalling choices of management and players, turning us into another Swansea and Stoke, or very possibly worse.

He really is an absolute fraud isn’t he. Surely Dragan must’ve figured that out by now. I can only guess that he can only get rid of him by having to also end the whole SR running of the club, which is currently attached to our club like that face hugger in Alien.

For that deluded, self-obsessed, twat it would be like asking a bear not to shit in the woods.

Rasmus or Russ? They both are.

I know one person.

Yes, but will he hit the cow's arse?

A decent, solid, experienced, non hipster, non good looking manager? The polar opposite of what the legend in his own mind Rasmus W. Ankersen wants.

The fear we’ll become in a season or two the next Swansea, Stoke or Cardiff is why so many of us are pissed off with this nonentity mid table manager appointment.

Um, no. But swap their manager with our plonker and then I’d agree.

That's the good news. The bad news is Rasmus "If it's not broken, break it" Ankersen is still very much with us, and I believe very much in control of major decisions, albeit less openly after his disastrous ones last season.

It's looking like it'll be a two horse race between Surrey and Essex.

Me too. The day after the season ends.

FIFY!