Wilko

Get a grip. It's satire (or at least attempted satire) and the Guardian runs one of those each week. Don't be so wet.

Unless it's a waffle iron, I'm not interested.

One word answer: no.

We'll almost certainly finish ninth, which is pretty good. We've brought through some excellent young players, which is even better. It's time to stop watching the results and concentrate on something else until the beginning of August. The season was over the moment we lost in the cup.

Some of you lot do talk a load of ********. We were the better side, but failed to take our chances. The season will peter out into a midtable finish, which is pretty good all things considered. However, it would clearly be better if we were still in the cup.

If the sum of our total ambition is finishing in midtable, I don't see the point. Who gives a **** about coming 8th or 15th? It all smacks of this Premier League-obsessed nonsense. Take me back to League One. At least it was all a bit more honest.

John Stead, anyone?

Not quite true. The burden of proof falls upon the publisher. Therefore, unless there's solid proof to back the claims being made, Cortese would still have a good case against the owners of this website.

Just checked the Echo. It's not in there. Not on the web either, so we can be fairly sure it isn't in tomorrow's paper.

I just can't get excited about this. Whatever happens will happen. Life will go on.

Wasn't this all entirely predictable? Surely we're lucky the Liebherrs have stuck with us this long.

Best news of the day.

Old manager, new manager, newer manager. It all seems a bit irrelevant, really. If he goes, he goes. We'll get a new guy, who may be better or worse than Pochettino.

I think recent results suggest we should be questioning the manager's performance, tactics and team selection. Make no mistakes, this isn't a crisis. We are doing OK. However, Pochettino has had a bad time recently.

Why would financial support make any difference? This isn't a community composting co-operative, it's a business. If that much isn't clear, then you've missed a few steps.