benjii

Didn't he post a photo with him wearing a knee brace the other day? Bad news!

We haven't kept a league clean sheet since McCarthy's first match.

A bigger problem than the attack. We've been in the lead loads of times and given it away. The handling of the van Dijk situation and failure to replace him has been shocking. Feel a bit for Pellegrino in this respect.

As long as we cannot defend aerially we will struggle.

You need a tinker with Tarmac.

No, why buy a striker at all if there is a dastardly plan to sell everything and pocket the money?

Why do we need to get relegated to further this genius plan?

Could have done with some of these this season to cheer us up.

Too early to say.

Dodd is better than Cedric, to be fair.

And Gibraltar and Malta.

And besides Monaco.

Would you renew if we were owned by a Gaydamak-type?

This, massively. Inexplicable that Yoshida has been dropped really as he's no worse than the people being picked ahead of him (arguably better) and he's one of the few with a bit of mettle about him.

I'd go for the second from the right myself, but whatever floats your boat.

Edit: Davis has never struck me as a helmet so he is excepted from that.

I think there is an attitude problem in this bunch. How many of them are likeable or you feel an affinity for? Romeu, Yoshida, Lemina perhaps. Maybe McCarthy. The rest seem like a bunch of helmets.

Good post.

It's not much scarier than a Stephens - Hoedt partnership.

Won't be renewing without an acceptable explanation from Gao as to what the hell is going on and what his plans are. I'm not funding something shady.

Carillo looks reasonably limited but in his defence, the one time we put a decent cross in his direction he bossed Matip and would have scored if the ball went nearer the post. Still an awful window for a side selling £75m of player though. Failure to sort out centre back is killing us as much as the ****e attacking play.

Yoshida should be playing. No leaders on the pitch at all. For a captain, Bertrand was pathetic today.

Awesome satire.

The "dossing" issue is a result of education policy and could be fixed over time. Universities are for the academic elite. Or at least they should be. Rather than creating an industry ripping off average or less able students by dumbing down exams and creating an expectation of university we should have been providing proper vocational training and decent-paid apprenticeships