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  1. Nothing. A younger me wouldn’t have listened or...

    Nothing. A younger me wouldn’t have listened or believed it anyway.
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    Realistically this is just a modern day version...

    Realistically this is just a modern day version of the emperors new clothes. Most of us could see It for what it is and that most of the teams would have lost to a reasonably good u15 boys team but...
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    Incredible performance again from our club ...

    Incredible performance again from our club

    Netspend champions ✅ 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆
    Virtue signalling champions ✅ 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆
    Kit launch champions ✅🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆
    Football related trophies ❎
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    Funnily enough a lot of the people who have...

    Funnily enough a lot of the people who have posted on this thread I assumed were virgins. After seeing them on this thread now I know they are. Grown men addicted to a programme where dragons can fly...
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    going for a dump in the office toilet and the...

    going for a dump in the office toilet and the seat being cold + there being no sh*t marks inside it.
    clean bed linen
    leaving work the first Monday after the clocks go forward so getting home when...
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    A vegan, a game of thrones fan and a...

    A vegan, a game of thrones fan and a crypto-currency investor walk into a bar, which on talks about if first?
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    Word is Turnstile A is a the preferred location...

    Word is Turnstile A is a the preferred location for romantic football forum rendezvous.
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    So this morning had an incident which was total...

    So this morning had an incident which was total innocent which taken out of context could spark social media outrage.

    I was at the train station where i'd just come out of Sainsburys with a...
  9. Thread: Soft drinks

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    I make my own smoothies and have them for...

    I make my own smoothies and have them for breakfast. My current favourite is full fat milk, Greek yoghurt, strawberries and two tablespoons of peanut butter. It’s delcious and very filling.
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    Obviously the reference to blowing things up was...

    Obviously the reference to blowing things up was saying they should be having fun playing with balloons rather than taking football seriously at such a to young age. As for the banana reference again...
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    The virtue signalling from our club is...

    The virtue signalling from our club is ridiculous. Free tampons in the womenís bogs with a little note on club headed paper about how they shouldnít have to pay for them. Itís weird.
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    I noticed our own club has failed to wish Jewish...

    I noticed our own club has failed to wish Jewish people well celebrating the Passover yesterday. Why is that? The clubs PR department had tweeted happy Christmas, happy Ramadan, happy Eid, theyíve...
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    Surprised to see you on here, didnít you have to...

    Surprised to see you on here, didnít you have to promise your wife you wouldnít post on saints forums any more after she saw what goat boy said about here?

    Iíd rather buy clothes from top man...
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    https://twitter.com/slinkyswimmer/status/110940717...

    https://twitter.com/slinkyswimmer/status/1109407172537081856?s=21

    Look at these absolute mugs. What an embarrassment, throw in a couple of people in fancy dress and itís like a saints away end FFS.
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    Totally agree, it’s a tricky. The matey, friendly...

    Totally agree, it’s a tricky. The matey, friendly copper thing doesn’t work. On estates they hate the police, they don’t trust them and talk of gaining their trust is naive, in some places even...
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    My best mates son, who is 15 and a lovely lad,...

    My best mates son, who is 15 and a lovely lad, genuinely, not one of those kids who is a little sh|t but everyone says he’s a nice kid was in a situation recently. He’s from a good family, never been...
  17. Thread: Liam Neeson

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    I see the therapy hasnít helped, youíre still...

    I see the therapy hasnít helped, youíre still mental.
  18. Thread: Liam Neeson

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    Funny how these two pipe up making those...

    Funny how these two pipe up making those comments. Verbal with his usual racism comments and Sue whistle commenting that she had no comment to make, just to prove how virtuous she is. These Two are...
  19. Thread: Liam Neeson

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    I'm not so sure about that, they were outraged...

    I'm not so sure about that, they were outraged when discussing it on Loose Women yesterday.
  20. Thread: Liam Neeson

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    He also said he was walking around black areas of...

    He also said he was walking around black areas of this city, (whatever city this was) for a week looking to find a black man to fight. He obviously wasn't looking very hard and clearly had no real...
  21. Thread: Misc. Puel

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    When Raneri took over at Leicester they had just...

    When Raneri took over at Leicester they had just avoided the drop after a great run of results, they continued that momentum and it took them to the league title. unfortunately the momentum curve...
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    remains one of the best ever threads in mongboard...

    remains one of the best ever threads in mongboard history. 2.50am on New Years Day. :lol: Whatever happened to Liquidshokk?
  23. Thread: Football Towns

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    Just wait until the Lepzig one which will just be...

    Just wait until the Lepzig one which will just be about Paul Mitchell.
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    As former leader of the famous DEF, Europes most...

    As former leader of the famous DEF, Europes most notorious hooligan firm, I can confirm I have been in numerous one sided fights and always ironed out any of the opposition with the rest of my crew....
  25. Thread: Gay cake

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    It didn't need to come to this though did it. The...

    It didn't need to come to this though did it. The gay bloke should have just accepted their point of view and found another baker. Instead the gay guy flounced off and decided he was going to try and...
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