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  1. Thread: Coronavirus

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    Perhaps they were on the way to Portsmouth?

    Perhaps they were on the way to Portsmouth?
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    I don't really.

    I don't really.
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    Poll: The sunny uplands of lower income and higher tax....

    The sunny uplands of lower income and higher tax.

    Control!

    Result!

    :lol:
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    “Stonewall” does my nut in. A malapropism of...

    “Stonewall” does my nut in.

    A malapropism of some sort repeated ad infinitum by ignorant football pundits and fans.
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    So I was driving to work this morning and my son...

    So I was driving to work this morning and my son (seven) says, “Daddy, why don’t some people have enough to eat? I will give them my dinner.” Be like my son.

    #proud #humble #caring
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    Yanks say, “I could care less” - that is...

    Yanks say, “I could care less” - that is literally the phrase they use. Dopey feckers.
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    “Excited for”, instead of “about”. I saw some...

    “Excited for”, instead of “about”.

    I saw some dinlow asking for a “praisee” of something in an email the other day. I assume he meant “précis”.
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    Sounds awesome.

    Sounds awesome.
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    In the batty?

    In the batty?
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    No.

    No.
  11. What about the other 8.1%? Panracial / racial...

    What about the other 8.1%? Panracial / racial fluid?
  12. I agree with Hypo. We need better representation...

    I agree with Hypo. We need better representation for whites in rape gangs. Every time I see a rape gang going round - pretty often these days, I can tell you - I think about this.
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    Nuggets?

    Nuggets?
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    The guy will be ****ing his pants and dribbling...

    The guy will be ****ing his pants and dribbling by the end of his next term, if he wins. He can't currently walk any distance unaided or eat in public, or finish a speech without spasming.

    We are...
  15. Thread: china flu

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    I’ve got meetings next week with people flying in...

    I’ve got meetings next week with people flying in from HK.

    Should I haz-mat myself up?
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    https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/122233574799224...

    https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1222335747992248322?s=09


    #mess

    If the impeachment doesn't get him, the Alzheimer's will.
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    Poll: You’d certainly give her one up the Brexiter.

    You’d certainly give her one up the Brexiter.
  18. Degree course - £27k Accommodation - £15k Books...

    Degree course - £27k
    Accommodation - £15k
    Books - £500

    Massive amounts of willing gash away from home for the first time - priceless.

    #uni
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    https://twitter.com/MysterySolvent/status/12190356...

    https://twitter.com/MysterySolvent/status/1219035643801673730?s=19

    Healthiest president ever.
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    I think he got some chlorine in his eye.

    I think he got some chlorine in his eye.
  21. Thread: Talcum powder

    by benjii
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    If you just dab it on your nuts and arse crack it...

    If you just dab it on your nuts and arse crack it seems unlikely you would inhale it?

    I guess you need to be careful if you doth venture south on a user.
  22. Thread: Talcum powder

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    Talcum powder

    I have fond memories of grandma’s Tweed.

    Good way to keep the ball sack / crack area dry over warmer months or should be consigned to the moist dustbin of history?

    Any thoughts, Saints fans?
  23. Have any of these got a wazzo pair of jugs? I...

    Have any of these got a wazzo pair of jugs? I haven’t been paying attention.
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    https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/ukraine-pr...

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/ukraine-prosecutor-offered-information-related-to-biden-in-exchange-for-ambassadors-ouster-newly-released-materials-show/2020/01/14/cc45d19e-371e-11ea-9541-9107...
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    The US authorities have been literally gunning...

    The US authorities have been literally gunning down black people for nothing for years.

    Look, it's a dangerous precedent where a country can call someone a terrorist and take them out on foreign...
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