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  1. Especially when you have been toiling away at...

    Especially when you have been toiling away at something and a beer will be an unwise decision.
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    We got a new washing machine recently that will...

    We got a new washing machine recently that will allegedly save the planet with its efficiency , amazingly for a bloke I had a skim through the book of words that came with it and saw a shirt wash...
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    Car Park Ticket machines that make you type in...

    Car Park Ticket machines that make you type in your Reg number but have an ABC “keyboard” rather than a Qwerty one, but despite knowing your abc’s for the last 50years has you standing there looking...
  4. - A Bottle of Wine, Red especially, picked up on...

    - A Bottle of Wine, Red especially, picked up on my travels for not silly money that makes me go "oh thats a bit nice" even better when sharing with friends and they say "wow where DID you get...
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    Was that the one Mrs JBS mentioned tonight, with...

    Was that the one Mrs JBS mentioned tonight, with the bit about all the Ladies who worked in the munitions factories and the like during the war started playing Football as works teams and got pretty...
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    When I was a nipper, My Dad had a Daisy Red Rider...

    When I was a nipper, My Dad had a Daisy Red Rider BB gun, fired little copper ball bearings ( I always got found out for sneaking it out every bloody Autumn because Dad would be the one to eat the...
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    How about “If you can read this sticker - I’ve...

    How about “If you can read this sticker - I’ve lost my Caravan!!” ?
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    Oooo maybe he’s going to chase that Mr Gao out of...

    Oooo maybe he’s going to chase that Mr Gao out of Saints with a big fat cheque, and line himself up something to do after his second term. Plus take over Southampton Municiple Golf Course and Trump...
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    Everyone knows fire is dangerous and treats it...

    Everyone knows fire is dangerous and treats it accordingly, plus a fag doesn’t answer you back or say anything to wind you up. Might be killing you slowly, but when your Mate WhatsApps you with a...
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    So over the course of this tete a tete we have...

    So over the course of this tete a tete we have established that you are a middle lane hogger, and believe that it’s your god given right to sit there in you little metal encased world. Whilst I am...
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    Boy teatime tv in your house is going to be fun...

    Boy teatime tv in your house is going to be fun in the future, read to the bottom....
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    That is complete horse poo!! Drive on the German...

    That is complete horse poo!! Drive on the German Autobhan my friend, lane discipline is nye on faultless over take and get over into the inside lane and there you have people coming at you from...
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    I would never deny that, but being sat in the...

    I would never deny that, but being sat in the outside lane of an empty motorway just because you are doing 70mph is not the lane to be driving in if you believe you are being a law abiding citizen...
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    Modern Tills working out the change for the Shop...

    Modern Tills working out the change for the Shop assistant, which results in them placing the shiny plastic £5 0r £10 note on your palm first then £4.97 of loose change on top of the note which has...
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    Just read this thread from the beginning'ish and...

    Just read this thread from the beginning'ish and just stepping aside from the Semenya discussion.
    For years when we have been down the Village Carnival and the coconut shy is there I will pay the £1...
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    As no one will turn up to vote at the possible...

    As no one will turn up to vote at the possible European Elections, I have decided to put myself up as a candidate to be elected to the European Parliament with a manifesto that will ensure I get...
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    Stevie Wonder would be better value

    Stevie Wonder would be better value
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    I know, I was just qualifying your statement with...

    I know, I was just qualifying your statement with a personal from the horses mouth commentary. (goodness don’t let my colleague know I called her a horse:D).
    :lol::p:D
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    Yeah I said that :D

    Yeah I said that :D
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    Lady I work with lives with the border pretty...

    Lady I work with lives with the border pretty much at the bottom of her street in South Armagh, she lives in NI but her husband crosses the border everyday to go to work. He is not alone many folks...
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    The one thing that seems to have slipped under...

    The one thing that seems to have slipped under the radar is that it is a bit big brother, yes I know your phone gives the game away where you are, but this will be a system that is implemented by the...
  22. We should fill the place to roar them on -...

    We should fill the place to roar them on - probably scare the whatsit out of them playing in front of 30,000 home fans.
  23. Charlie Whiting - THE boss of Formula One RIP

    Sad news today that Charlie Whiting the man with his finger on the rules of Formula One, the go to man and the race starter for many years unexpectedly passed away in Melbourne on the eve of the...
  24. Nothing much is going to be for the next 2 and a...

    Nothing much is going to be for the next 2 and a bit weeks.
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    Partial to a Bullseye myself - blame my Granny...

    Partial to a Bullseye myself - blame my Granny for that cheeky little number - when you make the 3rd you know full well you’ve probably drunk enough! ��
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