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    People who say "really" multiple times should...

    People who say "really" multiple times should really, really, really, really, learn to stop doing it.
  2. Thread: Hong Kong

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    Not again! Gorillas don't belong in cities. ...

    Not again! Gorillas don't belong in cities. When will they learn.
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    I used to save the crossword for the drive home. ...

    I used to save the crossword for the drive home. Frowned upon now.

    I don't know if you've spent any time in Turkey. People there know how to operate vehicles. I once saw a lad riding his...
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    Boatface Grylls.

    Boatface Grylls.
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    That name was superb and should have stuck. I...

    That name was superb and should have stuck.

    I should add to this thread "People who put decisions in the hands of the public then get upset when they don't like the public's decision (this...
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    People who create silly names for themselves. ...

    People who create silly names for themselves. Bear Grylls for example (real name Edward).
  7. Thread: The best death.

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    Tied to the train tracks with rope, so she told...

    Tied to the train tracks with rope, so she told me.
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    I still call Emmerdale Farm "Emmerdale Farm".

    I still call Emmerdale Farm "Emmerdale Farm".
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    And there's a big difference between being deemed...

    And there's a big difference between being deemed fit for some sort of work and actually being able to get a job. It's a competitive world out there.

    Perhaps the local government should start...
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    Trumpton needs to get back to calling things...

    Trumpton needs to get back to calling things "good" or "bad", or "very good" or "very bad" like an adult toddler.

    Start to string any sort of adult sentence together and he gets himself into all...
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    But I knew that someday I was going to die, and...

    But I knew that someday I was going to die, and just before I died, two things would happen: Number 1, I would regret my entire life. Number 2, I would want to live my life over again.

    Hubert...
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    It would be nice to go back to the beginning and...

    It would be nice to go back to the beginning and start again, that's for sure.
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    I'm not really happy with the BBC and would be...

    I'm not really happy with the BBC and would be happy to see some serious discussion about whether it's fair to effectively force people to pay the fee. Perhaps a subject fit for a referendum??
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    Your butler twisting his ankle and having to rely...

    Your butler twisting his ankle and having to rely on agency staff.
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    Correct. Everyday is like Sunday (Morrissey).

    Correct.

    Everyday is like Sunday (Morrissey).
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    Good bands whose most famous song is, in your...

    Good bands whose most famous song is, in your opinion, their worst and gets overplayed. Plenty of examples for us to disagree on:

    R.E.M. Losing my Religion
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    The woman wasn't invited and was there to cause...

    The woman wasn't invited and was there to cause trouble. Thought he ejected her rather well.
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    His manspreading cost him votes.

    His manspreading cost him votes.
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    Getting a cup of tea just right.

    Getting a cup of tea just right.
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    No Luke Shaw gags please.

    No Luke Shaw gags please.
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    Girls and football, what's not to like? It...

    Girls and football, what's not to like?

    It could be improved by reducing the level of aggression and adding a touch more femininity, but I'll take it as it is.
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    Sharp shooting! I buy the cheap powder from...

    Sharp shooting!

    I buy the cheap powder from Tesco. Sprinkle some widely around where the intruder has been. It's bound to revisit the same spot. So long as the rain holds off you should be fine...
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    Spread some chilli powder liberally. It's the...

    Spread some chilli powder liberally. It's the only way!
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    News now tells me Corbyn HAS now requested a...

    News now tells me Corbyn HAS now requested a meeting with Trump but has been turned down.

    Bloody Corbyn, making me look silly on the internets. Man's gotta go!
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    I find Corbyn's position laughable in all this. ...

    I find Corbyn's position laughable in all this. He's happy to negotiate with militants such as Hamas and Hezbollah, even to describe them as "friends" but the democratically elected president of the...
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