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    Emerson, Lake and Palmer

    Just like Saints. In the 70's I thought they were awesome. I've been listening to them now for 30 minutes, it turns out it was just Keith Emerson feeding his ego till his balls dropped off.

    It...
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    He is smart, he meant to say "it's like watching...

    He is smart, he meant to say "it's like watching wet paint dry backwards....wibble"
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    I used to think you were smart. Now I just think...

    I used to think you were smart. Now I just think you are lysdexlic.
  4. Thread: Knife crime

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    Give guns to the good people?

    Give guns to the good people?
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    yeah, you really have to pick the right moment if...

    yeah, you really have to pick the right moment if you feel a bit rapey.
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    it may

    it may
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    Freddie Mercury, in the early 70s proclaimed...

    Freddie Mercury, in the early 70s proclaimed himself to be as gay as a daffodil.
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    They do realise that a globe is just anything...

    They do realise that a globe is just anything spherical, right? They will soon have an influence like something round. Slightly more impressive than something brown and stinky.
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    Hold on, postponed because of 2 major events on...

    Hold on, postponed because of 2 major events on the same day? Which one did they cobble together just week ago?

    I'll never be booking tickets for a p*ss-up in any of THEIR brewerys!

    Wouldn't...
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    In one of my part time jobs I get to man the gun...

    In one of my part time jobs I get to man the gun department during the proper gun guy's lunch break. (I'm not allowed to sell them, just play with them)
    I just have to stand there playing with the...
  11. Thread: Hong Kong

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    "No one told you when to run, You missed the...

    "No one told you when to run,
    You missed the starting gun"

    Yep, me too!
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    You should gone with a joke about doing things...

    You should gone with a joke about doing things half assed. Take the low hanging fruit first. ;)
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    No problem with that. Wiping is a bit of a pain...

    No problem with that. Wiping is a bit of a pain though, when the right side feels clean, it's a leap of faith to assume the left is too.
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    Yeah, I had a heart attack 22 years ago and a...

    Yeah, I had a heart attack 22 years ago and a stroke last year. I still have no feeling in my left leg and no feeling in the left side of my willy, one nut and precicely half my anus.

    While it...
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    Darn!! Getting the weather forecast showing a...

    Darn!! Getting the weather forecast showing a sunny day, so mowing the yard and getting a tornado siren half way through.
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    The word oriental now being politically incorrect...

    The word oriental now being politically incorrect (in the US at least) I mean, really?
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    HMS Boaty McBoatface. Settled. The perfect name...

    HMS Boaty McBoatface.
    Settled. The perfect name for a ship.

    The popular vote always wins except in general elections.
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    Morons who have made up sensible names like...

    Morons who have made up sensible names like Donald Trump. Real name Orangehead Fannygrabber.
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    I dunno about the gun violence, but I certainly...

    I dunno about the gun violence, but I certainly do blame video games for all the people around here jumping about dressed as Italian plumbers.
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    HMS Shipname? Bloody hell, the navy are really...

    HMS Shipname? Bloody hell, the navy are really lacking imagination these days, even Wifename or Mydogname could think of something better!
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    Shaun (which is how spellcker spells SNSun) wins...

    Shaun (which is how spellcker spells SNSun) wins at death!
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    Poll: I had no vote in it, and no dog in this fight,...

    I had no vote in it, and no dog in this fight, but I was always pro Europe since the referendum in the 70s.

    Over time though, all I have ever seen is an agenda to build up Germany with france as...
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    In all fairness, hot air can travel and have a...

    In all fairness, hot air can travel and have a global impact.
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    The best death.

    A poll would be ideal, however.

    Quick, possibly violent, but never saw it coming.

    Quick, possibly violent, but requested it

    Over a pre-determined time with drugs and loved ones present...
  25. Poll: A little American/British perspective of Boris...

    A little American/British perspective of Boris and prawn cocktail crisps. Funny....To me anyway.


    https://youtu.be/dXyO_MC9g3k
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