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    It’s interesting how much better Hunt, Gove and...

    It’s interesting how much better Hunt, Gove and Javid come across when they aren’t having to talk Brexit.
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    Gove reversing the prat-o-meter a fair bit....

    Gove reversing the prat-o-meter a fair bit. Johnson waffling. Stewart not being a Tory enough. Hunt, meh. Javid out of his depth.
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    This debate is petty pathetic so far. Boris...

    This debate is petty pathetic so far. Boris probably winning by virtue of limiting what he says. Gove and Hunt making prats of themselves and Javid is an also-ran. Stewart asking the sensible...
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    A great example. Like women’s tennis, one watches...

    A great example. Like women’s tennis, one watches solely for a glimpse of gusset.

    I played hockey to a reasonable level and I can assure you that a good boys u18 team would win Olympic women’s...
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    I like women’s gymnastics. Different sport to the...

    I like women’s gymnastics. Different sport to the men’s gymnastics.

    Other than that, women’s elite sport is typically at the level of a good male amateur or semi-pro and, in my opinion, not...
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    Sillage is the wake of a perfume. It's the extent...

    Sillage is the wake of a perfume. It's the extent to which a smell lingers. She looks like she would smell of lavender. She brings to mind scents of granny.

    She's probably got a drawer containing...
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    So Stewart looks like the most sensible candidate...

    So Stewart looks like the most sensible candidate by a country mile. That probably rules him out.

    Javid is playing the "change candidate" card strongly but Ducky's blue rinse brigade dont want...
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    The Inbetweeners second movie is certainly not...

    The Inbetweeners second movie is certainly not the worst example of comedy going bad.
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    I've always assumed it's the sort of person who...

    I've always assumed it's the sort of person who wears a tracksuit shopping.

    It might also be fat, sofa ******s.
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    Those ones that crimp the paper so it tears too...

    Those ones that crimp the paper so it tears too easily. Very annoying.
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    Don't get me wrong, I like girls and I like...

    Don't get me wrong, I like girls and I like football.

    I also like elephants. Interesting animals. Wouldn't watch them on the TV trying to play football though.
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    Van Dyke?

    Van Dyke?
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    Couldn't care less.

    Couldn't care less.
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    Another driving one: - those absolute tools...

    Another driving one:

    - those absolute tools that move over to the right before turning left, or vice versa. Just turn the ****ing wheel properly you dumb-ass.
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    BBC Breakfast is a fair shout. Watched it for...

    BBC Breakfast is a fair shout.

    Watched it for the first time in ages a while ago and concluded it must be aimed at children and/or mentally challenged.
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    I've just seen him in Hedge End McDonald's.

    I've just seen him in Hedge End McDonald's.
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    You're supposed to have a picture of a hanging...

    You're supposed to have a picture of a hanging lantern if you're doling out token Ramadan Kareems or Eid Mubaraks.

    #amateur
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    Corbyn = knob. Trump = knob.

    Corbyn = knob.

    Trump = knob.
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    On route Mischeeevious

    On route


    Mischeeevious
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    Yeah, I use Chrome on my phone. It's fine

    Yeah, I use Chrome on my phone. It's fine
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    It's quite common. There are quite a few...

    It's quite common. There are quite a few celebrity death pools, I think.

    It's like Fantasy Football League.
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    He enjoys the homo-erotic potential of a...

    He enjoys the homo-erotic potential of a strong-man with small hands.
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    And wants to punch anyone who sings near him at...

    And wants to punch anyone who sings near him at the football.

    Seems like a troubled character.
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    Sorry, Hypo, didn't see your post.

    Sorry, Hypo, didn't see your post.
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    Small, pretty women.

    Small, pretty women.
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