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    - Alright, Wes here. I need a price for 28m 4x2,...

    - Alright, Wes here. I need a price for 28m 4x2, 300 tungsten-tipped screws (16mm) and a bag of sand (British).

    - Hi Wes. OK... ... der... let me see... plus that... and the sand.... that'll be...
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    Which EU policies stifle competition from smaller...

    Which EU policies stifle competition from smaller rivals? Genuine question.
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    Thought I'd help out Lezzer by paraphrasing in...

    Thought I'd help out Lezzer by paraphrasing in more sober language. In the interests of balance.

    Think of it like a golf handicap
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    Stability. Bug business doesn't want...

    Stability.

    Bug business doesn't want disruption. Disruption is the playingfield of challengers. Disruption is a threat to big business. Even the strongest advocate of no deal would, I think,...
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    #onthemoney #footballitk #politicsitk

    #onthemoney

    #footballitk

    #politicsitk
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    Agreed. When she first won the leadership I...

    Agreed.

    When she first won the leadership I think it was widely quoted that she was a "bloody difficult woman". Seems pretty accurate.
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    "good faith" extremely nebulous and parliament...

    "good faith" extremely nebulous and parliament can't bind a successor. We could revoke then reissue. I'm not for one minute suggesting we will or should do that, mind. My point is that we have more...
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    Indeed. The only way to rule out no deal is to...

    Indeed.

    The only way to rule out no deal is to do a deal or revoke Article 50, which would, I presume, need an act of parliament. Feck knows whether parliament would pass that but it's...
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    Does anyone really think Corbyn wants to be PM?...

    Does anyone really think Corbyn wants to be PM? He'd be a broken shell within a month, a patsy for his loony mates. I bet he's absolutely ****ting himself.
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    Has Skacel signed?

    Has Skacel signed?
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    That's an interesting one because Nando's is...

    That's an interesting one because Nando's is Portuguese but the peri-peri chilli is an African chilli which was then spread by the Lusophone empire-builders to other parts of the world, including...
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    Jurassic Park!

    Jurassic Park!
  13. Thread: Red Leicester

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    Smell my cheese, you mutha!

    Smell my cheese, you mutha!
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    No, not yet. If it happens it will be in Spring /...

    No, not yet. If it happens it will be in Spring / Summer
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    Yeah, it's Yorkshire dinlows.

    Yeah, it's Yorkshire dinlows.
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    "Bread cake, wi' whiiiiitte cheese and pickle". ...

    "Bread cake, wi' whiiiiitte cheese and pickle".

    Dafuq you talking about?
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    My friend moved to the north of England a little...

    My friend moved to the north of England a little while ago. Apparently, people - who he must now call colleagues, unfortunately - refer to cheddar as "white cheese". Animals.
  18. Thread: Red Leicester

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    Red Leicester

    A very boring cheese.

    Agreed?
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    Actually, on a serious note, I have ceiling...

    Actually, on a serious note, I have ceiling downlights in my kitchen. They are simple halogen bulbs. However, the bulb fitting is deeply recessed inside the wider light casing. I can't get a...
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    Throw a tennis ball at it.

    Throw a tennis ball at it.
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    Neil Allen's award - Bellend d'Or.

    Neil Allen's award - Bellend d'Or.
  22. Scott Marshall.

    Scott Marshall.
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    Next up, we've got The Gatwick Drones with their...

    Next up, we've got The Gatwick Drones with their new single Sticky Floor.
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    He knows more about technology and tech than...

    He knows more about technology and tech than anyone.
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    Erick Black?

    Erick Black?
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