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    Suarez.....?

    Suarez.....?
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    Sydney Opera House, perhaps? The Hanging Gardens...

    Sydney Opera House, perhaps? The Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically...?
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    Haha - poor bastard.

    Haha - poor bastard.
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    Farage looks like a cross between a frog, a...

    Farage looks like a cross between a frog, a sausage and a royal.
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    "in and around". "stonewall".

    "in and around".

    "stonewall".
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    Yes.

    Yes.
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    Just tell her he's obviously a complete **** and...

    Just tell her he's obviously a complete **** and you don't want to see her whilst she is with him.
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    I think the answer is quite simple. Draw a few...

    I think the answer is quite simple.

    Draw a few lines around somewhere in the UK. Not in one of the knee-capping, bomby parts but in some unmissed area with a lot of leavers (the north, or...
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    Come on then..... May or Leadsom? If you HAD...

    Come on then..... May or Leadsom?

    If you HAD to.
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    Can we also add people who start responses to...

    Can we also add people who start responses to questions with, "Look"?

    ****ing arrogant, rude way of speaking that isn't normal and tends to be indicative of a proper ****.

    I think Blair might...
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    Can't afford a completely new one. There aren't...

    Can't afford a completely new one. There aren't many newer used models on the market. And, in any case, it's a fairly old car, in the sense that they haven't changed a huge amount since it first came...
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    “SunSport visited the home Oppitz shares with his...

    “SunSport visited the home Oppitz shares with his wife, who refused to comment and turned our reporter away.

    But hanging from the washing line in the back garden was a blue T-shirt and grey...
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    What's that girl doing in there? She must have...

    What's that girl doing in there? She must have been in town for the day and went by mistake.
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    Really? I'd rather see Poch and his man-boobs...

    Really?

    I'd rather see Poch and his man-boobs win it than Klopp and Virgil.
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    I finally did! Got a 2015 GT Sport yesterday....

    I finally did!

    Got a 2015 GT Sport yesterday.

    Haven't really had a chance to take it for a proper drive yet but it seems to have a bit of a split personality. Keep it in standard Auto mode and...
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    ****ing morons. Hope Spurs **** them. Never...

    ****ing morons. Hope Spurs **** them. Never thought I'd say that!
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    They've still got a Wimpy in Swanage.

    They've still got a Wimpy in Swanage.
  18. Thread: Jeremy Kyle

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    I don't like the cut of his jib.

    I don't like the cut of his jib.
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    That’s abysmal. Genuinely frightening if they are...

    That’s abysmal. Genuinely frightening if they are doing anything other than some cursory paperwork about a complaint.

    Still, easier than catching actual criminals.
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    World Record Attempt

    On 1 June, the city of Madrid is attempting the world record for "biggest number of utter ***** in one place".

    You can reach out and inspire a participanting **** via @LFC or @SpursOfficial.
  21. Thread: Soft drinks

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    Can't beat a peanut butter smoothie or milkshake.

    Can't beat a peanut butter smoothie or milkshake.
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    I favour squash second. You can assess the...

    I favour squash second. You can assess the colouration in real time as you introduce it to the water.
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    Anyway, you can bet your ass the Tweet isn't half...

    Anyway, you can bet your ass the Tweet isn't half as bad as what Phil the Greek is thinking.
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    That royal family members are performing gimps,...

    That royal family members are performing gimps, dressed up (literally and metaphorically) to perform an uncomfortable and slightly grotesque spectacle for public edification.

    I expect
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    Soft drinks

    Does anyone ever make a drink from fruit juice and sparkling water?

    I've just mixed orange juice, pineapple juice and mango juice and topped it up with sparkling water. It's tremendous.
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