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    this!!!:lol:

    this!!!:lol:
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    When you say he died whimpering and screaming....

    When you say he died whimpering and screaming. Died like a dog etc....Yeah, we probably all want to believe that.

    However, given that Trump said it, it means nothing without the video. When you...
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    “I worked with John Kelly, and he was totally...

    “I worked with John Kelly, and he was totally unequipped to handle the genius of our great President.”

    The USA is the new North Korea
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    Fair play, enjoy it. :)

    Fair play, enjoy it. :)
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    Within two weeks he will be complaining about...

    Within two weeks he will be complaining about getting less credit for his minimal involvement than Obama got for his minimal involvement.
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    Emerson, Lake and Palmer

    Just like Saints. In the 70's I thought they were awesome. I've been listening to them now for 30 minutes, it turns out it was just Keith Emerson feeding his ego till his balls dropped off.

    It...
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    He is smart, he meant to say "it's like watching...

    He is smart, he meant to say "it's like watching wet paint dry backwards....wibble"
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    I used to think you were smart. Now I just think...

    I used to think you were smart. Now I just think you are lysdexlic.
  9. Thread: Knife crime

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    Give guns to the good people?

    Give guns to the good people?
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    yeah, you really have to pick the right moment if...

    yeah, you really have to pick the right moment if you feel a bit rapey.
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    it may

    it may
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    Freddie Mercury, in the early 70s proclaimed...

    Freddie Mercury, in the early 70s proclaimed himself to be as gay as a daffodil.
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    They do realise that a globe is just anything...

    They do realise that a globe is just anything spherical, right? They will soon have an influence like something round. Slightly more impressive than something brown and stinky.
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    Hold on, postponed because of 2 major events on...

    Hold on, postponed because of 2 major events on the same day? Which one did they cobble together just week ago?

    I'll never be booking tickets for a p*ss-up in any of THEIR brewerys!

    Wouldn't...
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    In one of my part time jobs I get to man the gun...

    In one of my part time jobs I get to man the gun department during the proper gun guy's lunch break. (I'm not allowed to sell them, just play with them)
    I just have to stand there playing with the...
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    "No one told you when to run, You missed the...

    "No one told you when to run,
    You missed the starting gun"

    Yep, me too!
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    You should gone with a joke about doing things...

    You should gone with a joke about doing things half assed. Take the low hanging fruit first. ;)
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    No problem with that. Wiping is a bit of a pain...

    No problem with that. Wiping is a bit of a pain though, when the right side feels clean, it's a leap of faith to assume the left is too.
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    Yeah, I had a heart attack 22 years ago and a...

    Yeah, I had a heart attack 22 years ago and a stroke last year. I still have no feeling in my left leg and no feeling in the left side of my willy, one nut and precicely half my anus.

    While it...
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    Darn!! Getting the weather forecast showing a...

    Darn!! Getting the weather forecast showing a sunny day, so mowing the yard and getting a tornado siren half way through.
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    The word oriental now being politically incorrect...

    The word oriental now being politically incorrect (in the US at least) I mean, really?
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    HMS Boaty McBoatface. Settled. The perfect name...

    HMS Boaty McBoatface.
    Settled. The perfect name for a ship.

    The popular vote always wins except in general elections.
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    Morons who have made up sensible names like...

    Morons who have made up sensible names like Donald Trump. Real name Orangehead Fannygrabber.
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    I dunno about the gun violence, but I certainly...

    I dunno about the gun violence, but I certainly do blame video games for all the people around here jumping about dressed as Italian plumbers.
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    HMS Shipname? Bloody hell, the navy are really...

    HMS Shipname? Bloody hell, the navy are really lacking imagination these days, even Wifename or Mydogname could think of something better!
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