hypochondriac Posted 27 January, 2014 Share Posted 27 January, 2014 They have been trying to get in the national news and someone has bought the mum a season ticket now. Horrible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 27 January, 2014 Share Posted 27 January, 2014 No history of attention seeking whatsoever.... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2361932/Teachers-denied-schoolboy-10-water-hottest-day-year-avoid-upsetting-Muslim-pupils-Ramadan.html http://portsmouthantifascists.wordpress.com/2013/07/14/boy-denied-water-in-portsmouth-school-was-not-denied-water/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
100%Red&White Posted 27 January, 2014 Share Posted 27 January, 2014 So what day is Fred giving this 'story' prime billing on Meridian, anyone heard yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guided Missile Posted 27 January, 2014 Share Posted 27 January, 2014 She hardly looks the type to demand too much for a legover. Should have thought a vodka and come would have been plenty. I think this is the image showing the lovely Kora Blagden clutching the season tickets to her heart: A classy broad and wonderful mother... ...and more PR gold for Pompey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Tone Posted 27 January, 2014 Share Posted 27 January, 2014 No history of attention seeking whatsoever.... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2361932/Teachers-denied-schoolboy-10-water-hottest-day-year-avoid-upsetting-Muslim-pupils-Ramadan.html http://portsmouthantifascists.wordpress.com/2013/07/14/boy-denied-water-in-portsmouth-school-was-not-denied-water/ You can just imagine the comments in the staffroom of that school when they saw the "share' and now the season ticket story ! I bet he is a little charmer at school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holepuncture Posted 27 January, 2014 Share Posted 27 January, 2014 They have been trying to get in the national news and someone has bought the mum a season ticket now. Horrible. No history of attention seeking whatsoever.... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2361932/Teachers-denied-schoolboy-10-water-hottest-day-year-avoid-upsetting-Muslim-pupils-Ramadan.html http://portsmouthantifascists.wordpress.com/2013/07/14/boy-denied-water-in-portsmouth-school-was-not-denied-water/ You can just imagine the comments in the staffroom of that school when they saw the "share' and now the season ticket story ! I bet he is a little charmer at school. This 'Blagden' chappie pretty much has his future laid out in stone now: these skates really are something special. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 27 January, 2014 Share Posted 27 January, 2014 http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/the-rise-and-fall-of-antonov-and-his-pompey-dream-1-5832534 So, so bitter from #factless. He's like a small child...as an investigative reporter surely Allen would have moved heaven and high water to check on the validity of these people. In fact he only had to come on here to learn about them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 27 January, 2014 Share Posted 27 January, 2014 So that kid didn't save up money and buy a ticket himself to see his plucky little Pompey he raised money and gave it away. And they only have 8 or 9 games left anyway at home, so whats that about £100 or so Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopGun Posted 27 January, 2014 Share Posted 27 January, 2014 No history of attention seeking whatsoever.... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2361932/Teachers-denied-schoolboy-10-water-hottest-day-year-avoid-upsetting-Muslim-pupils-Ramadan.html http://portsmouthantifascists.wordpress.com/2013/07/14/boy-denied-water-in-portsmouth-school-was-not-denied-water/ Urghhh.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted 27 January, 2014 Share Posted 27 January, 2014 She hardly looks the type to demand too much for a legover. Should have thought a vodka and come would have been plenty. Vodka and come? Delightful! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 27 January, 2014 Share Posted 27 January, 2014 She just wants her 5 minutes of fame. I feel really sorry for her children Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 27 January, 2014 Share Posted 27 January, 2014 She hardly looks the type to demand too much for a legover. Should have thought a vodka and come would have been plenty. Freudian slip? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andysstuff Posted 27 January, 2014 Share Posted 27 January, 2014 Vodka and come? Delightful! To be honest the typo is probably nearer the mark than the vodka and coke that I was after. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andysstuff Posted 27 January, 2014 Share Posted 27 January, 2014 Freudian slip? Sometimes autocorrect just knows what you want to say! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 27 January, 2014 Share Posted 27 January, 2014 That is the greatest typo ever! Absolutely spot on - look at her, she's gagging for a vodka and come! Shaken, not stirred. Remind me not to have a drink at Andy's... As for the bleating about criminal owners. We discovered he was a crook within two minutes on here. He was a crook. The FSA said he was a crook. pompey ignored all that because they wanted Lithuanian pensioner's life savings and laundered drug cash - and only moaned about the FaPPT when they realised that he was a crook WITH NO AVAILABLE MONEY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcjwills Posted 27 January, 2014 Share Posted 27 January, 2014 OMG, the kid is in the papers again. http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/superfan-alfie-bags-season-ticket-after-impressing-fellow-fan-1-5835435 F**K me the poor little mite is made to hand over his not so hard earned £1000.00 to the shysters at the PDT, but then as a result of handing the cash over, now thje poor little mite has to attend the rest of the games. Think this is a case for the NSPPC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winchester Red Posted 27 January, 2014 Share Posted 27 January, 2014 Just seen on SSN that the American Superbowl with 90,000 people attending is expected to raise as much as $150m for the local economy. Now someone remind me, how much did the portsmouth councillor suggest was raised by 15,000 (generous guess) pfc supporters each and every home game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 27 January, 2014 Share Posted 27 January, 2014 just sat down to enjoy their latest goalkeeping calamity and Meridian didn't show their goals... Is this the slippery slope to non-league? They think nothing of showing us Basingstoke Hedgehogs against Poole Squirrels in all sorts of minority sports, have the few sunk so low that even Fred has now abandoned ship? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 27 January, 2014 Share Posted 27 January, 2014 So that kid didn't save up money and buy a ticket himself to see his plucky little Pompey he raised money and gave it away. And they only have 8 or 9 games left anyway at home, so whats that about £100 or so Don't be fooled! The only reason the benevolent donor who definitely isn't after his five minutes of fame, no sir, no way, bought Kora a ticket as well as super dooper fan Alfie, is because child tickets are free with every adult ticket purchased Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waterside.saint Posted 27 January, 2014 Share Posted 27 January, 2014 (edited) just sat down to enjoy their latest goalkeeping calamity and Meridian didn't show their goals... Is this the slippery slope to non-league? They think nothing of showing us Basingstoke Hedgehogs against Poole Squirrels in all sorts of minority sports, have the few sunk so low that even Fred has now abandoned ship? I leave for work and get home and, lo, there's another page of lols on here which I have just read at the expense of my now wine-spattered MacBook. Thanks. Where's the 'coffee over keyboard' dingbat when you need him? On the upside, imagining the bittersweet emotions passing through the minds of Fred Dinenage and his crew as they give up the unequal struggle & abandon the good ship #lowlyportsmouth gave me several minutes' worth of unalloyed joy Edited 27 January, 2014 by Waterside.saint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griffo Posted 27 January, 2014 Share Posted 27 January, 2014 South Today just showed the Morecambe equaliser... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alehouseboys Posted 27 January, 2014 Share Posted 27 January, 2014 South Today just showed the Morecambe equaliser... Yeah, just caught the spots round up. Sweet. Also saw the report on Reading's game and TCWTB has got a new rival in the 'Ipswich Town Crier'. Must have been separated at birth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deano6 Posted 27 January, 2014 Share Posted 27 January, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waterside.saint Posted 27 January, 2014 Share Posted 27 January, 2014 How sweet was that - #lowlyportsmouth should have been dead certs to win that, as they knew they had to - are we sure Carson isn't secretly on the PTS payroll along with Agent Connolly? Good job that man anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suewhistle Posted 27 January, 2014 Share Posted 27 January, 2014 Hero to villain [© Rallyboy] in the space of a match... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waterside.saint Posted 27 January, 2014 Share Posted 27 January, 2014 Hero to villain [© Rallyboy] in the space of a match... Well said Sue. As if any further evidence were needed of their fickle greedy motivation, up pops the mightiest heroic goalie IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD only to break their fishy hearts shortly before time and (in their eyes) justifiably become a reviled spat-upon zero. Couldn't make it up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 27 January, 2014 Share Posted 27 January, 2014 @pn_neil_allen: The feel-good story which keeps on giving. Superb from @procus_1 buying Alfie & his mum a #Pompey season ticket. http://t.co/9jfZ3kH23u And there was me thinking that this thread was the 'story which keeps on giving'... The Pompey 'Community'... Believing their own hype since.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LGTL Posted 27 January, 2014 Share Posted 27 January, 2014 I expect the mother is use to free handouts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waterside.saint Posted 27 January, 2014 Share Posted 27 January, 2014 @pn_neil_allen: The feel-good story which keeps on giving. Superb from @procus_1 buying Alfie & his mum a #Pompey season ticket. http://t.co/9jfZ3kH23u And there was me thinking that this thread was the 'story which keeps on giving'... The Pompey 'Community'... Believing their own hype since.... #lowlyportsmouth aka #p!sspoorportsmouth ... Believing their own hype since they lost the plot after WW2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 27 January, 2014 Share Posted 27 January, 2014 The Pompey 'Community'... Believing their own hype since.... 2013 surely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted 27 January, 2014 Share Posted 27 January, 2014 I don't suppose that Steve Kattenhorn is anything to do with the tarmaccers looking for some free publicity? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Downthe36 Posted 28 January, 2014 Share Posted 28 January, 2014 Lallana's mate doing a cracking job of getting Morecombe a penalty, and we thought Jos was clumsy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 28 January, 2014 Share Posted 28 January, 2014 you have to hand it to them that is pretty good away support considering all things Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopper71 Posted 28 January, 2014 Share Posted 28 January, 2014 you have to hand it to them that is pretty good away support considering all things I don't have to hand them anything - they have already helped themselves to enough handouts from local businesses and the tax man. Personally I find it akin to how everyone seems to want to stop and have a good look at a car crash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 28 January, 2014 Share Posted 28 January, 2014 Indeed Nick, it is decent away support for League Two - BUT NOT THE BEST IN THE WORLD! In some cases they have taken about half of what we did to lower league grounds, in some cases a quarter - and we can't match the travelling support of people like Leeds and West Ham, so we don't crow about it. That is the difference. They have forgotten what big clubs like us do, so they think they are at the pinnacle of everything. Something big is about to happen, I can feel it... Only because I'm going offline for a few days and I know I'll return and find 15 pages to plough through! So when I go quiet, panic ye not, I have not abandoned nutjobbery. I haven't been abducted by Kora who is using me as a sex slave, I haven't been shot by an arms dealer, I'm not doing favours for Avram behind a skip on an industrial estate, I'm not petting monkey-chickens in a designated area, I'm not swigging a Vodka and come on the veranda, I'm not even buying discounted leather goods next door to an underwater Saab dealership and casino. I'm just sitting quietly and awaiting the return of my computer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 28 January, 2014 Share Posted 28 January, 2014 (edited) http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/local/video-ten-reasons-why-portsmouth-is-great-1-5836000 Ten reasons why Portsmouth is great... Edited 28 January, 2014 by trousers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chocco boxo Posted 28 January, 2014 Share Posted 28 January, 2014 Can't believe Morecombe did not sell out for their home cup final? By the way was that Han Segers in goal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lets B Avenue Posted 28 January, 2014 Share Posted 28 January, 2014 http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/local/video-ten-reasons-why-portsmouth-is-great-1-5836000 I refuse to watch it, but is Mike Hancock one of the 10? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le God Posted 28 January, 2014 Share Posted 28 January, 2014 http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/local/video-ten-reasons-why-portsmouth-is-great-1-5836000 One of the 10 reasons is "we held the FA Cup for a record 7 years", but fail to mention the reason they had it so long was due to World World II breaking out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 28 January, 2014 Share Posted 28 January, 2014 I refuse to watch it, but is Mike Hancock one of the 10? No, but two of the things that make Portsmouth great are.... "Pompey's noisy fans are famed throughout football" and "We held the FA Cup for a record seven years" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hockey_saint Posted 28 January, 2014 Share Posted 28 January, 2014 http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/local/video-ten-reasons-why-portsmouth-is-great-1-5836000 Is that not the most cringe-worthy video you've ever seen?....I mean, you could say it's pro-Nazi thanks to the little title reign mention. They really don't have any shame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 28 January, 2014 Share Posted 28 January, 2014 I see the old Portsmouth maths is in action in the title, top left corner Pompey Pride = PPP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 28 January, 2014 Share Posted 28 January, 2014 I see the old Portsmouth maths is in action in the title, top left corner Pompey Pride = PPP That made me chuckle too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fowllyd Posted 28 January, 2014 Share Posted 28 January, 2014 How could they miss out Porky Penny's Splash! performance? A travesty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
get_rich Posted 28 January, 2014 Share Posted 28 January, 2014 The first time I've seen any of their highlights this season - gosh the quality of football is poor. I though it would be bad, but not that bad - how are they struggling in such a low quality league. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopper71 Posted 28 January, 2014 Share Posted 28 January, 2014 The first time I've seen any of their highlights this season - gosh the quality of football is poor. I though it would be bad, but not that bad - how are they struggling in such a low quality league. Because they are low quality, like their credit rating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Duckhunter Posted 28 January, 2014 Share Posted 28 January, 2014 I've always regretted the fact that a world war didn't break out in 1976, it would have been nice to have pinched their record. Still I live in hope that it may yet happen, and now I'm in my 50's I won't get called up. That's a win/win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
100%Red&White Posted 28 January, 2014 Share Posted 28 January, 2014 you have to hand it to them that is pretty good away support considering all things That away terrace must be all of 3 rows high. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 28 January, 2014 Share Posted 28 January, 2014 Does anyone think the Syrian champions from a couple of years ago will be crowing when the civil war ends? Perhaps the winners of the Rwandan Cup in 1993 look back fondly on the "great" year of the genocide when their adversaries were too busy hacking/ burning/being hacked/ being burnt to pit up a decent challenge? Apparently FC Hiroshima didn't lose many matches in 1945/45 season and are rightly proud of the fact. None of these losers have anything on mighty Portsmouth though who can look back with the utmost pride on seven years of pain, genocide and obliteration and know that they are, without a doubt, the world's most bestest trophy caretakers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Duckhunter Posted 28 January, 2014 Share Posted 28 January, 2014 None of these losers have anything on mighty Portsmouth though who can look back with the utmost pride on seven years of pain, genocide and obliteration and know that they are, without a doubt, the world's most bestest trophy caretakers. It's a real shame the war came to an end so early, 10 years would have been a fantastic achievement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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