Pilchards Posted 7 September, 2009 Share Posted 7 September, 2009 What 3 things would you take on a desert island as you will have no means of escaping. I love these questions as it really tells you so much about a person. I would without a doubt have the Internet for starters to keep in contact with the goings on across the world and plus use it for gaming etc. Next up it would be a endless supply of chocolate followed by young female that would do the woman things like washing etc... What that tells you about me is I'm clever, fit and clean ;-) What about you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 7 September, 2009 Share Posted 7 September, 2009 Shotgun Boat Toilet Roll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 7 September, 2009 Share Posted 7 September, 2009 sun tan lotion flip flops towel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintchris23 Posted 7 September, 2009 Share Posted 7 September, 2009 Scarlet Johanson Marissa Tomei and the fit bird from Transformers. And no room for condoms Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 7 September, 2009 Share Posted 7 September, 2009 Life supply of meds. 100 beautiful women. A fridge full of an unlimited amount of cold beers. Sorted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 7 September, 2009 Share Posted 7 September, 2009 Lube Tissues Sandpaper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilchards Posted 7 September, 2009 Author Share Posted 7 September, 2009 Lube Tissues Sandpaper (smiles) This tells us your quite handy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 7 September, 2009 Share Posted 7 September, 2009 (smiles) This tells us your quite handy? Got me down to a tee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 7 September, 2009 Share Posted 7 September, 2009 I have just asked the people in my workplace here are their items: I have changed their initials to protect their identities (Note for legal reason i have gained their consent to post this information): WK 1. Mobile Phone 2. Wash Bag 3. (Another) Woman !!!!! CP 1. Mayonnaise 2. Shoes 3. A Chair SC 1. My Girlfriend 2. Laptop (with internet) 3. Mini 1275GT BK 1. Wash Bag 2. Shayne Ward (I don't know who he is either) 3. A Camera BP 1. BBC iPlayer 2. Toothbrush 3. Lipstick ST 1. Binoculars 2. A Woman 3. My Best Suit I would take 1. A picture of my family 2. A fold-able leather cowboy hat 3. A spade btw, yes I am working feverishly today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 7 September, 2009 Share Posted 7 September, 2009 Hamster - ask your work clleague why they said 'a camera' please. No PC to upload the pics on and no way of developing???? Me: My Husband A spice rack (full) A Rick Stein cookery book Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baj Posted 7 September, 2009 Share Posted 7 September, 2009 1. A wedding dress 2. 200gm of solidified caustic soda 3. A brass letter "K" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 7 September, 2009 Share Posted 7 September, 2009 sun tan lotion flip flops towel I want to change flip flops to Golf Clubs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huffton Posted 7 September, 2009 Share Posted 7 September, 2009 Hot air balloon. Spare gas. Lighter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilchards Posted 7 September, 2009 Author Share Posted 7 September, 2009 1. A wedding dress 2. 200gm of solidified caustic soda 3. A brass letter "K" Please explain more Baj as it scares me to think of you in a wedding dress. Nice one Hammy on your answers, It tells me you work with some rather interesting people ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 7 September, 2009 Share Posted 7 September, 2009 some seedling potatoes a pair of breeding chickens a a beautiful woman who never ages, up for a bit at my request who loves lingerie and who also is a qualified surgeon that likes to cook and be houseproud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MongoNeil Posted 7 September, 2009 Share Posted 7 September, 2009 1. Laptop with internet access. 2. Some means of powering said laptop when the batteries run out, a solar panel or something similar. 3. Ray Mears to build some kind of tree-top dwelling and cook me meals from all the abundant wildlife he'd be able to catch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MongoNeil Posted 7 September, 2009 Share Posted 7 September, 2009 1. Laptop with internet access. 2. Some means of powering said laptop when the batteries run out, a solar panel or something similar. 3. Ray Mears to build some kind of tree-top dwelling and cook me meals from all the abundant wildlife he'd be able to catch. Or even better, replace Ray with some fitty who can do all the things that Ray can... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 7 September, 2009 Share Posted 7 September, 2009 Or even better, replace Ray with some fitty who can do all the things that Ray can... too late you made your choice, live with it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 7 September, 2009 Share Posted 7 September, 2009 I need some Anusol, can I sneak this in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MongoNeil Posted 7 September, 2009 Share Posted 7 September, 2009 too late you made your choice, live with it Harsh, but give it a few weeks and me & Ray will probably be spooning... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deanovski Posted 7 September, 2009 Share Posted 7 September, 2009 Macbook (with internet) ps3 103" tv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 7 September, 2009 Share Posted 7 September, 2009 Are people really that stupid? Why choose an item that requires electricity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mase Posted 7 September, 2009 Share Posted 7 September, 2009 - Football - Shades - Bible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 7 September, 2009 Share Posted 7 September, 2009 Are people really that stupid? Why choose an item that requires electricity. I suppose they could ask for a generator...and unlimited fuel, but that would be 2 picks.I'll keep to mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skintsaint Posted 7 September, 2009 Share Posted 7 September, 2009 Multigym Snorkel Set Kelly Brooke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 7 September, 2009 Share Posted 7 September, 2009 cocaine Kerry Katona Ky Jelly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rattlehead Posted 7 September, 2009 Share Posted 7 September, 2009 - Bible I would prefer to take something a bit more believable, like The Day Of The Triffids or The Planet Of The Apes or something like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilchards Posted 7 September, 2009 Author Share Posted 7 September, 2009 I would prefer to take something a bit more believable, like The Day Of The Triffids or The Planet Of The Apes or something like that. And once you read it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 7 September, 2009 Share Posted 7 September, 2009 A Machete - as a weapon and a useful implement Michaela Strachan - for teh knobbing and she's good with animals A gun - to use against Michaela if she doesn't want teh knobbing and steals my machete. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 7 September, 2009 Share Posted 7 September, 2009 A young Turk Scotch Mist a haulage company Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Wolf Posted 7 September, 2009 Share Posted 7 September, 2009 A paxi that grants you unlimited wishes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 7 September, 2009 Share Posted 7 September, 2009 (edited) A surfboard - Might aswell learn something and have some fun Unlimited alcohol - I'm on a desert island for the rest of my life, i need drink. A door that lets in a new random nymphomaniac fitteh every month that happens to be trained in cooking and surviving on a desert island. Edit - If the door isn't available, Rihanna or Megan Fox will do Edited 7 September, 2009 by Smirking_Saint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorpe-le-Saint Posted 7 September, 2009 Share Posted 7 September, 2009 Jennifer Ellison "Up the Bracket" by The Libertines which comes with a free promotional CD player and power pack An endless supply of Red Stripe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 7 September, 2009 Share Posted 7 September, 2009 A paxi that grants you unlimited wishes This obviously goes without saying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 7 September, 2009 Share Posted 7 September, 2009 Are people really that stupid? Why choose an item that requires electricity. Stupid you say? We aren't the ones who are going to have to shout out 'Gusset' in next time we take our dogs for a walk. Anyway, I wan't to change my 'spade' for a (passive) gay man, we've all thought about it anyway, and if it's not my cup of tea I'll just make a mask from the photo of Mrs hamster and get him to wear that. The cowboy hat will be dual purpose aswell, win-win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rattlehead Posted 7 September, 2009 Share Posted 7 September, 2009 And once you read it? Probably the same as with the bible I guess, i.e. burn it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilchards Posted 7 September, 2009 Author Share Posted 7 September, 2009 Probably the same as with the bible I guess, i.e. burn it. But the bible inspires you, Ask Dot Cotton! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 7 September, 2009 Share Posted 7 September, 2009 Kelly Brook One of those replicator thingies from Star Trek Devon Aoki Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draino76 Posted 7 September, 2009 Share Posted 7 September, 2009 plain crackers magic sand tea bags. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Bizzle Posted 7 September, 2009 Share Posted 7 September, 2009 Charlize Theron (For sexing) Christiano Ronaldo Spade (for killing him and digging a hole) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robsk II Posted 7 September, 2009 Share Posted 7 September, 2009 I always thought Ms Theron was fit. This is the one thing we agree on, B Jizzle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Bizzle Posted 7 September, 2009 Share Posted 7 September, 2009 She is the fittest person in teh world. In the new but **** italian job, she looks ****ing incredible at the end when she's in the white coat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 7 September, 2009 Share Posted 7 September, 2009 This could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Bizzle Posted 7 September, 2009 Share Posted 7 September, 2009 He's a lefty tree hugger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 7 September, 2009 Share Posted 7 September, 2009 He's a lefty tree hugger This is the equivalent of pulling the hair of the girl you secretly fancy at school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atticus Finch of Maycomb Posted 8 September, 2009 Share Posted 8 September, 2009 1. a pizza oven 2. a pizza don't need a 3. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jawillwill Posted 8 September, 2009 Share Posted 8 September, 2009 A piece of string (you never know when it might come in handy) A magnifying glass (to help make fire and see small things better) A plane (to make the "no means of escaping" bit of this thread seem stupid) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son of Bob Posted 8 September, 2009 Share Posted 8 September, 2009 A large wooden summer house type thingy from B & Q. A solar or wind powered generator. A laptop with unlimited use wireless internet (with a very strong aerial!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Munster Posted 8 September, 2009 Share Posted 8 September, 2009 1. a pizza oven 2. a pizza don't need a 3. Another pizza? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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