Skates v Yids Match Thread

Anyone planning to drape some flags on M27 motorway bridges for the Skates on Sunday to remind them of the manner in which they've cheated their way to Wembley? Just a thought. :mad:

No because that would be bitter and sad. They were more clinical than us on the day, its as simple as that. Forget the background bollards. So they lose and Wembley and finish bottom of the league, big woop.

Spuds will hammer them then ( hopefully) lose to Chelsea in the final.

But if Pompey go on to win the FA Cup, then we can drape out banners proclaiming they cheated their way to it.

But if Pompey go on to win the FA Cup, then we can drape out banners proclaiming they cheated their way to it.

Don't be silly

They're likely to be relegated and knocked out of the cup this weekend. That's enough pleasure for me.

Anyone planning to drape some flags on M27 motorway bridges for the Skates on Sunday to remind them of the manner in which they've cheated their way to Wembley? Just a thought. :mad:

Wouldn't they be taking the A3 to London. The only people hat would see it are Sundat drivers.

The only banner I would think that could make us laugh is...

'Caravan's keep to the left'

OP assumes that they can read

I can see the FA cup being cancelled this year. It happened in 2008 due to lack of interest in the competition and may well happen again this year. 2008 was the first time the FA felt it neccessary to cancel the event since World War 2.

I saw a picture of the trophy the other day and seeing the words 'CANCELLED DUE TO LACK OF INTEREST' engraved next to 2008 just didn't look right. It's a shame as I like the FA Cup, but when nobody is interested you can understand why the FA scrap it.

Anyone planning to drape some flags on M27 motorway bridges for the Skates on Sunday to remind them of the manner in which they've cheated their way to Wembley? Just a thought. :mad:

If any of them are on the M27 chances are they're lost;)

If Harry ****s it up on Sunday, he is a useless twonk and I think I may hunt him down. The only good thing he can ever do for Saints fans (aside from heaping debt on the fishes) is beat Pompey on Sunday. I have a nagging feeling he'll muff it up.

If any of them are on the M27 chances are they're lost;)

Which they probably will be because they cant read the road signs! :confused:

If they take a left onto the M27 then it means that they have seen the light and are in search of the promised land.

Please, NIMBY!

Surely the coaches would travel up the M27/M3 given Wembleys location and the A3 still having the bottle-neck that is Hindhead?

Anyway, stupid idea even thinking about the fish-fiddlers I suppose.

Come on you dirty yids!!!!

Oh f*ck, they have started already with their P*mpey love-in...

"And it's like a Cup Final here, it's a sell-out..."

Errrrrrrr... no it's not, I can see the empty seats in the upper tier you c*nt.

How many times will the commentater mention the greatest fans on earth??? I'm going for 32

Bale looks well up for it.

Spurs fans can get "oh when the spurs" going very nicely, why couldn't we?? Not having an Alpine moment just suprised we didn't manage it.

and so it starts, f*ckin knob.

Spurs fans can get "oh when the spurs" going very nicely, why couldn't we?? Not having an Alpine moment just suprised we didn't manage it.

I think it has certainly got a lot better in the Northam over the course of the season and is starting to sound pretty good.

I think it has certainly got a lot better in the Northam over the course of the season and is starting to sound pretty good.

I think it has certainly got a lot better in the Northam over the course of the season and is starting to sound pretty good.

It's them knobs at the back who are to blame for not being able to getting it going by their out of time board slapping. Irritates the f*ck out of me.

I meant at Wembley. didn't get going once.

Oh right sorry. Yeah we didn't, in fact we didn't really get any songs going apart from a couple of slow ones like 'Come on you Reds'. Might have been something to do with all the new people there.

Looks like James might be having one of his Calamity days - number of insecure moves already

All I keep seeing on the skates shirt is a womens legs spread open, that Kappa sign really is ****

Looks like James might be having one of his Calamity days - number of insecure moves already

 

Not so sure, reckon he's gonna have a day like he did against us

It's them knobs at the back who are to blame for not being able to getting it going by their out of time board slapping. Irritates the f*ck out of me.

Exactly. I know loads of people would be annoyed by it but I'd rather have someone with a drum who can drown out the backboards and who can keep rhythm and speed.

Are the skates wearing a different kit than normal? Or have they just added those hideous gold kappa logos onto their shirts.

Are the skates wearing a different kit than normal? Or have they just added those hideous gold kappa logos onto their shirts.

New kit supplier. Italian sportswear firm in retarded business decision shocker.

Exactly. I know loads of people would be annoyed by it but I'd rather have someone with a drum who can drown out the backboards and who can keep rhythm and speed.

New kit supplier. Italian sportswear firm in retarded business decision shocker.

The only way Kappa's decision makes sense is it they put a relegation get-out clause into the small print.

New kit supplier. Italian sportswear firm in retarded business decision shocker.

It's a weird one, why on earth would they do it knowing full well the club might not exsist soon???

All I keep seeing on the skates shirt is a womens legs spread open, that Kappa sign really is ****

I thought I could see and smell fish.

why does the commentator keep mentioning the way players fell over yesterday when they're clearly falling on their arses in front of him today?

I'm annoyed, you cannot be serious????

Deadly! That or stop people banging. Or Assign people who can keep the rhythm! It does my head in.

Deadly! That or stop people banging. Or Assign people who can keep the rhythm! It does my head in.

I'm annoyed, you cannot be serious????

Why aren't Spurts 3 up already ... they'll never reach double figures at this rate.

I'm glad I can't see the match .... TCW's ugly mug would ruin my dinner enjoyment :cool:

I think a drum would also do your head in and just about everyone elses.

Hmmm maybe. Perhaps we could get a conductor.

I think a drum would also do your head in and just about everyone elses.

And the drum players arse after the drum's been stuffed up it

And the drum players arse after the drum's been stuffed up it

The skates are improving

They'll tire.

I drove home this morning from Southampton to Essex, and there were pompey fans driving up the M3 and there was a Flag hanging over the moterway just by Winchester, saying Going down hehehe, and SFC on it,

Spurs are playing ****

Can see Pompey winning this...

Spurs have been ****e.

Saw someone has put up some white tape to spell the letter "F" in front of the sign off the A3M to "Leigh Park". Made me laugh.

Wonder if Twitch gets a bonus if Poopey win;), a 'life' clause as such.

the commentator is such a d###, he is going on as though it the most attractive game of football ever.

You can see that one of the spurs back pairing slipping and letting Piquionne in

Ohara is talking as though he is one of their players. I dont think id be happy if i was a spurs fan, he really is gagging for a spurs defeat