22-03-2017, 09:28 PM
Since my vasectomy, every time I come a little flag saying BANG!! pops out of my cock.
24-03-2017, 06:07 AM
I've renamed my wifi network to Police Surveillance Unit 2.
That should keep the neighbours on their toes for a while.
24-03-2017, 06:34 AM
Yesterday I bought the world's worst Thesaurus. Not only is it terrible, it is also terrible.
24-03-2017, 06:35 AM
Who's the coolest man in the hospital?
The Ultrasound guy.
24-03-2017, 07:27 AM
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
24-03-2017, 01:14 PM
The woman overtaking me on the motorway is either doing a huge yawn or her brakes have failed.
24-03-2017, 06:33 PM
What's the connection between Sting, Buzz Aldrin and Michael Jackson?
Sting sang about walking on the moon. Buzz Aldrin actually walked on the moon.
But Michael Jackson f*cked kids.