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  1. #2001

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    Since my vasectomy, every time I come a little flag saying BANG!! pops out of my cock.

  2. #2002

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    I've renamed my wifi network to Police Surveillance Unit 2.

    That should keep the neighbours on their toes for a while.

  3. #2003

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    Yesterday I bought the world's worst Thesaurus. Not only is it terrible, it is also terrible.

  4. #2004

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    Who's the coolest man in the hospital?

    The Ultrasound guy.

  5. #2005

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    What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?


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  6. #2006

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    The woman overtaking me on the motorway is either doing a huge yawn or her brakes have failed.

  7. #2007

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    What's the connection between Sting, Buzz Aldrin and Michael Jackson?

    Sting sang about walking on the moon. Buzz Aldrin actually walked on the moon.

    But Michael Jackson f*cked kids.

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