1001 reasons why Phil Brown is a ****

1. He talks like robson green

2. He has a fake laugh

3. He is desperate

4. He laughs at his own jokes

5. He uses a sun bed which is homosexual although that is fine if you are a man that likes men.

6. He got sacked by Hull, and Hull is off thew map of civilisation.

7. He thought he wouldn't look a **** giving a talk on the pitch.

8. He wants to manager us.

9 He wants to manager us. That's worth 2 because we don't want you you ****.

10. All the dopey TSW posters want him.

11. I don't want him.

12 He thought he had the job when he hadn't got it so he's a plank.

13. He went to the press so he's an ever bigger plank.

14. Delldays wants him.

please carry on.

He wants to work for NC?

He Wears a headpiece.

He likes drinking champagne in Hull

He sang on the pitch on Hull's last day of the season... making himself look a penis.

- He made up a story about saving a girl from jumping off a bridge. Maybe I should do my list, then post them...?

- He wore a pink cardigan on telly.

Hes been tangoed

He sang on the pitch on Hull's last day of the season... making himself look a penis.

Post up a youtube and use the youtube link. you can post youtube clips directly on here by hitting thr liyyle blue box that looks like a ladder.

And a few more

he has a goatee beard and everyone with a goatee is without fail a geek and nob and generally boring git

he has been out of work a while - and that's cos he's crap

senior players will never respect him because it's easier to laugh at him

youngsters will respect him and will grow into ****ish clones

he will start pretending he's the nest lawrie

Lawrie and Dave will not like being the only geordies in the village

Dave will get mad a call rob a ginger during a match

At one point he sported a goatee and looked like david guest on steroids - so bad that benitez followed suit

He wears black shirts and has sparkly northern soul gel in his hair

He's always on the goals on sunday sofa with chris kamara and the other retired, pally-pal p issheads on SKY

Can only claim to having one good season.

He managed a team that plays in a rugby league stadium.

He learnt his mangerial trade under Sam Allardyce who probably did more than anyone to put the beautiful game back in the stone age with his brand of route-one.

Oh yes and he's the Northern Pardew

He dropped his middle name of 'My' after it was pointed out that his full name could be misconstrued.

He looks scary.

He Wears a headpiece.

Probably better than wearing a ringpiece.

Nutshell.

Everyone else called Phil Brown is a ****http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sjMx0dBfUk

The mods moved the thread so they're all ****s too. (winky) would want you sensitive petals seizing the opportunity for a power trip (winky)

As far as I know he doesn't finish every sentence he utters with an Australian upswing, so that's one major point in his favour. Anyone who talks like that needs to have their gonads swiftly and quietly removed while they're otherwise occupied. All others could conceivably apply for the Saints managers postion, as far as I'm concerned.

He hangs a jumper over his back, when the two sleeves are draped over the shoulder.

Anyone, ANYONE, who does this, deserves to DIE.

Cannot believe we could not find 1001, I feel we have all let ourselves down. Take a hard look at yourselves!

Let's try again, but replace the name Phil Brown with "Dune".