simo Posted 20 April, 2011 Share Posted 20 April, 2011 I am ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 20 April, 2011 Share Posted 20 April, 2011 Well done. Are you as giver or a taker? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintscottofthenortham Posted 20 April, 2011 Share Posted 20 April, 2011 This was one of the responces when I asked what you were like in bed; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 20 April, 2011 Share Posted 20 April, 2011 I don't tend to hang around to ask tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 20 April, 2011 Share Posted 20 April, 2011 This was one of the responces when I asked what you were like in bed; fit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simo Posted 20 April, 2011 Author Share Posted 20 April, 2011 Well done. Are you as giver or a taker? I give what I can and take what I can get Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohio Saint Posted 21 April, 2011 Share Posted 21 April, 2011 I've never heard a woman complain. See what I did there? I TOTALLY ******* lied!! That's all that women ever do! complain!! Goddamn! I'm funny or drunk tonight! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 21 April, 2011 Share Posted 21 April, 2011 I don't like to blow my own trumpet, but Essruu will tell you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohio Saint Posted 21 April, 2011 Share Posted 21 April, 2011 This was one of the responces when I asked what you were like in bed; For what it's worth, I still tried to sneak a peak down the ol' blouser browser. I was assuming that if there was anything to see there they would have forgotten to photoshop it. We had a mailing today to warn of us that a convicted sex offender had moved in within half a mile of us...........Just goes to prove that Big Brother still can't read our minds yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 21 April, 2011 Share Posted 21 April, 2011 For what it's worth, I still tried to sneak a peak down the ol' blouser browser. I was assuming that if there was anything to see there they would have forgotten to photoshop it. We had a mailing today to warn of us that a convicted sex offender had moved in within half a mile of us...........Just goes to prove that Big Brother still can't read our minds yet. We have a paid-up member of the pervert community less than 10 houses away from me. He got done for flashing in a shop in bournemouth, since then I drove home one afternoon to see 2 police vans and about 6 coppers taking him and his computers off for questioning, turned out he'd been downloading child porn. Sick bastard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dronskisaint Posted 21 April, 2011 Share Posted 21 April, 2011 I'm always satisfied:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 21 April, 2011 Share Posted 21 April, 2011 I'm always satisfied:D Sick bastard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 21 April, 2011 Share Posted 21 April, 2011 Just goes to prove that Big Brother still can't read our minds yet. That'll change once it's moved to channel 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 21 April, 2011 Share Posted 21 April, 2011 We have a paid-up member of the pervert community less than 10 houses away from me. He got done for flashing in a shop in bournemouth, since then I drove home one afternoon to see 2 police vans and about 6 coppers taking him and his computers off for questioning, turned out he'd been downloading child porn. Sick bastard Computers always talk, dirty little snitches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 21 April, 2011 Share Posted 21 April, 2011 Computers always talk, dirty little snitches. Is that the bitter voice of experience? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tpbury Posted 26 April, 2011 Share Posted 26 April, 2011 I'm really good at it - got the job done in under 2 minutes last time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jones91 Posted 28 April, 2011 Share Posted 28 April, 2011 This should be a sticky, before it dries up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revolution saint Posted 28 April, 2011 Share Posted 28 April, 2011 Sex? I've tried my hand at it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suewhistle Posted 28 April, 2011 Share Posted 28 April, 2011 I'm so good I don't bother practising anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesaint sfc Posted 28 April, 2011 Share Posted 28 April, 2011 I masturbate so much that I don't need sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skintsaint Posted 28 April, 2011 Share Posted 28 April, 2011 My mum gave me 8/10 last night so not too bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 28 April, 2011 Share Posted 28 April, 2011 No, I suck. (See what I did there...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 28 April, 2011 Share Posted 28 April, 2011 I got caught masturbating in the vestry by the priest when I was a choirboy, he told me I should save it for when I was older. I've got 14 jam jars of the stuff under the stairs if anyone needs some. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 28 April, 2011 Share Posted 28 April, 2011 I got caught masturbating in the vestry by the priest when I was a choirboy, he told me I should save it for when I was older. I've got 14 jam jars of the stuff under the stairs if anyone needs some. That's how clotted cream gets made. Think about that when you next have a Devonshire Cream Tea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 28 April, 2011 Share Posted 28 April, 2011 /\ by choirboys? You're pulling my leg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 29 April, 2011 Share Posted 29 April, 2011 Not Sure I am that good at it to be honest. Pulled a bird last Monday, back to her gaff, nailed her, then I left. Tuesday morning, get call from Police, she set fire to her flat 10 minutes after I left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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