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Do we have any decent ones knocking about St Marys on match days?

 

Surely the standard has moved up since we are now Premier League.

 

Jack Cork has got form, very bad form, with a TOWIE bint, but we can do better than that can't we?

 

Are you John Terry in disguise?

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I'm sure the wags can't wait to get to St Mary's to have our bloated, scruffy, middle aged, replica shirt wearing pervs dribbling over them as they stuff their faces with hot dogs.

 

On what grounds do you exclude yourself from this description? Let me guess....you don't wear a replica shirt.

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My views on fitness, clothing and views on eating at football are well documented on here thank you.

Just got myself a nice Aquascutum Raincoat which I wore Saturday. Sat right next was an overweight plebian jammed into a Saints shirt. If that wasnt bad enough (he might be seen as an associate) he started eating a massive vile smelling hot dog crammed with tomato sauce . If any of that ****e went anywhere near me he was a dead man. I shouldnt have to worry about that sort of thing during a game. Maybe there should be a block for his sort. They could have an access route to the bar and come back 10 mins late after half time without bothering anyone.

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Just got myself a nice Aquascutum Raincoat which I wore Saturday. Sat right next was an overweight plebian jammed into a Saints shirt. If that wasnt bad enough (he might be seen as an associate) he started eating a massive vile smelling hot dog crammed with tomato sauce . If any of that ****e went anywhere near me he was a dead man. I shouldnt have to worry about that sort of thing during a game. Maybe there should be a block for his sort. They could have an access route to the bar and come back 10 mins late after half time without bothering anyone.

 

People who eat during a game baffle me.

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Maybe there should be a block for his sort. They could have an access route to the bar and come back 10 mins late after half time without bothering anyone.

I said a few seasons ago that fat people should have more expensive wider seats in their own seperate blocks (the additional costs might encourage them to spend some time dieting rather than stuffing food in their gobs) as my season ticket was next to some chunky fatso. It's bad enough having to watch league one football without some fatties arm forcing you sideways all match.

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You've had fitter birds than her Turkish? :lol:

 

I probably have to be Honest, back in my youth. She's just a slim, quite pretty blonde. Nothing special at all, dozens of thsoe about of saturday nights. i expect a lot of you are just grateful to brush a birds arm in a pub though so not used to getting anywhere near decent birds.

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What comedian was it that said, you know you are getting old when you watch porn and think, "that's a comfortable looking bed, I wonder were they got it"?

 

 

Not a case of getting old really, I don't find the lady in the picture particularly striking. Just as Turks says, I've had (and have still got) better. Plus that dress gives her a weird aspect, makes her look all out of proportion.

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Dont get me wrong, there's nothing wrong with her, just some of you weirdos are acting like you've never seen a woman before, when you'd see easily 20 as good as that on a night out, more if you went to London, Manchester or similar. Quite a few people I know, myself included have had jut as good if not better.

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I don't think she's that great either. It's amazing how many blokes just see blond hair, a reasonable figure and make-up and say wow. Her face is nothing special at all. I think most girlfriends I've had have been prettier than that and I'm nothing special. My wife is far better looking. Seriously, look at her face, there's no wow there at all.

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I don't think she's that great either. It's amazing how many blokes just see blond hair, a reasonable figure and make-up and say wow. Her face is nothing special at all. I think most girlfriends I've had have been prettier than that and I'm nothing special. My wife is far better looking. Seriously, look at her face, there's no wow there at all.

 

I've just googled her pictures. To be honest I didn't notice her face.

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