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    Stop calling Pochettino that.

    It's stupid and makes you sound like a bellend.

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    Agree - its quite "TalkSport".

    His name isn't even hard to say.

    If you can't manage foreign names then apart from pittying you I would urge you just to write MP.

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    Agree

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    Pock-a-tino

    Easy

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    Agreed

    It's nearly as annoying as LUUUUUUUKKKKKEEEE or SHTEEEVVVVEEEEE

    The manager has a perfectly good/unpronounceable name. Luke has plenty of better songs "He fought Luke Shaw and, Luke Shaw won" being the best. Steve is just isn't good enough and really doesn't need encouraging into the pitch.

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    I like it and think we should all do the MoPo dance move when we score. It's basically like the Mobot. Well, it is the Mobot, but wouldn't it look great if all the stadium was dressed like MoPo, MoPo masks and what have you, doing the Mobot.

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    Pochmeister.

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    yeah but Mo Po is going to make us waaay better than wet sham or man ure, and we'll take the EPL by storm! GO TEAM SOCCERBALL!

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    I have yet to learn his actual name. I think I have learning difficulties! I also still struggle with Hooveild.

    I will try my best tho for DiDi

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    How will Dave Merrington cope?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bearsy View Post
    I have yet to learn his actual name. I think I have learning difficulties! I also still struggle with Hooveild.

    I will try my best tho for DiDi
    Thank you Bearsy

    It's Mauricios Pochettinos for you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dig Dig View Post
    Stop calling Pochettino that.

    It's stupid and makes you sound like a bellend.

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    This.

    FACT

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    Don't forget, the average intellectual age of this forum is seven.

    Of course, there are knob jockeys thinking up funny names, what else would they do?

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    Just stick a Y on the end.

    Customary football nickname.

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    Quote Originally Posted by toe_punt View Post
    Don't forget, the average intellectual age of this forum is seven.

    Of course, there are knob jockeys thinking up funny names, what else would they do?
    Quite right toe_punt (lol, rymes with ****!)

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    His nickname during his time in Spain was Poche. Simple enough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dig Dig View Post
    It's Mauricios Pochettinos for you.
    Gottit! It's like this:


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    Quote Originally Posted by jasoneuelllfanclub View Post
    His nickname during his time in Spain was Poche. Simple enough.
    Is that pronounced "pokey"...?

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    Done! Will never use it again ;-) btw if people could please stop using insulting or derogatory words and/or descriptions when discussing NC/Guly/SDR/add/delete this weeks favourite whipping boy then that would be greatly appreciated as that offends my gentle sensibilities too :-p

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bearsy View Post
    Gottit! It's like this:

    Exactly! Visual aids alway help!

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    It's like something a Heat magazine reading gimp would nickname a "celebrity" ffs. All using it should hang their heads in shame.

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    He is the manager, respect him

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miltonroader07 View Post
    He is the manager, respect him
    got to earn that

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    Suddenly, I really fancy a Cappuccino.

    Mo Po surely has more to do with Punch, as a shortened version of More Poo.

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    Seen MoPo creeping back into the forum. Just stop it. Immediately.

    Anyone using this will be banned.

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    I have a friend who calls him "Pinocchio" and Boruc "Borat". I think he just does it to annoy me.

    It works.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dig Dig View Post
    Stop calling Pochettino that.

    It's stupid and makes you sound like a bellend.

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    What does it make you if you start a thread with it as the title?

    And I wish people would stop posting on it, so we didn't have to keep seeing the name. It's starting to get lodged in my subconscious, dammit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by socal saint View Post
    What does it make you if you start a thread with it as the title?

    And I wish people would stop posting on it, so we didn't have to keep seeing the name. It's starting to get lodged in my subconscious, dammit.
    Yeah, not very bright Dig Dig. Agree with your sentiments though.

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    DanOs?

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    Quote Originally Posted by niceandfriendly View Post
    Yeah, not very bright Dig Dig. Agree with your sentiments though.
    Oh yeah, I forgot to say I completely agree with the sentiment too...

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    He's called 'The Sheriff' 😎

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    Poncho-teeny? Come back Atkins, all is forgiven.

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    I used to hate WGS, that is equally embarressing.

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    Are you allowed to say it ironically ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dig Dig View Post
    Stop calling Pochettino that.

    It's stupid and makes you sound like a bellend.

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    Is referring to him as "Pooch" also banned?

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    Agree with Dig Dog; it's either Mauricio, Pochettino or Supreme Being (or any combination of the three). Jay Rod is also borderline criminal because of the A-Rod connotation...

    I suggest the mods legislate retrospectively on this one: make a search for the use of M0 P0 and ban all that have used it on here at any time...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saint86 View Post
    Is referring to him as "Pooch" also banned?
    Yes, anything which makes him sound like a telly tubby or a dog will be banned. It's an agreement I've struck with JustMike, Chalet, Jimmy D and Skint Saint.

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    I think we can call him The Space Cowboy or The Gangster of Lurve !!
    Is it just me or is there quite a strong facial resemblance between The Gangster of Love and our Mauricio?


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmVus...yer_detailpage



    Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah
    Some call me the gangster of love
    Some people call me Maurice
    Cause I speak of the pompitous of love

    People keep talkin' about me, baby
    Say I'm doin' you wrong, doin' you wrong
    Well, don't you worry baby
    Don't worry
    Cause I'm right here, right here, right here right here at home

    Cause I'm a picker
    I'm a grinner
    I'm a lover
    And I'm a sinner
    I play my music in the sun

    I'm a joker
    I'm a smoker
    I'm a midnight toker
    I get my lovin' on the run
    Wooo Wooooo

    You're the cutest thing
    That I ever did see
    I really love your peaches
    Want to shake your tree
    Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time
    Ooo-eee baby, I'll sure show you a good time

    Cause I'm a picker
    I'm a grinner
    I'm a lover
    And I'm a sinner
    I play my music in the sun

    I'm a joker
    I'm a smoker
    I'm a midnight toker
    I sure don't want to hurt no one

    Wooo Wooooo

    People talk about me, baby
    Say I'm doin' you wrong, doin' you wrong
    Well, don't you worry baby
    Don't worry mama
    Cause I'm right here at home

    You're the cutest thing
    That I ever did see
    I really love your peaches
    Want to shake your tree
    Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time
    Come on baby ill show you a good time
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    If he hired a private jet to fly me out to Spain to interview him, then fly me home afterwards, I would try very hard not to call him Pottechino.

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