Dr Bearsy

Half the posts on that Thatcher thread would have resulted in bans..... Remind me.... How many were banned for posting on that thread?

I got an infraction for writing "go fat boys" on the diet thread...... Was being in·sen·si·tive apparently

I got an infraction for writing "go fat boys" on the diet thread...... Was being in·sen·si·tive apparently

That's pathetic, what's the world coming too if you can't try and motivate fatties into getting less fat?

That's pathetic, what's the world coming too if you can't try and motivate fatties into getting less fat?

Two days later (on a film related thread) i said that run fat boy run was my favourite film and got another infraction

Yo. I think the mods was right.

 

gives the Bear a two weeks holidays.

 

Now they needs to go one further. Give him a pre-emptive extra ban of another two weeks so that he can start again in a month's time with -10 infarction points. Keep him off line for a whole month I say.

 

 

 

 

 

That way I won't miss any quality posts while I am travelling without data roaming while doing the upgrade from FMDP to Mrs DP & the whole honeymoons and all.

 

Bring him backs end of June and unbannable until we reach the CL.

 

Perfect

This boards are not just exist for your privates yo! Keep the bear in the captivities for that long and he'll be pacing back and forth or whatever, thread to thread like, on his release!

Happy weddings golf boy!

Two days later (on a film related thread) i said that run fat boy run was my favourite film and got another infraction

These infraction reasons sound so stupid it's hard to believe you aren't make them up!

That's pathetic, what's the world coming too if you can't try and motivate fatties into getting less fat?

The best motivation for a diet is being called a fat c*nt shortly before said diet. I speak from experience.

Bearsy has been banned? Wot the f ck.?

Unbelievable!

BRING BACK THE WEIRDO BEAR or whatever, yo.

The best motivation for a diet is being called a fat c*nt shortly before said diet. I speak from experience.

Totally agree. If it's the thread that was about in the new year where we were all saying how much weight we were trying to shift, then I was one of the fatties trying to shift some lard and wouldn't have been bothered about any comments like Glasgow made.

These infraction reasons sound so stupid it's hard to believe you aren't make them up!

Was told that writing "fat boy" on a thread is equal to someone calling me a racist!

Was told that writing "fat boy" on a thread is equal to someone calling me a racist!

Eh?

Eh?

Agreed

-1 reputations point to Glasgow for being a fat racist/not making sense!

Agreed

 

-1 reputations point to Glasgow for being a fat racist/not making sense!

When i recieved 2 infraction points for writing "fat boy" i complained to the mod. The mod said that calling someone fat is the same as calling someone a racist.

When i recieved 2 infraction points for writing "fat boy" i complained to the mod. The mod said that calling some fat is the same as calling someone a racist.

I got fracted 2 points for describing the Santa split pants lad as a "fat mess". I'm guessing some of the mods must be uber-chubsters and are a bit sensitive about over-expanded waistlines.

I got fracted 2 points for describing the Santa split pants lad as a "fat mess". I'm guessing some of the mods must be uber-chubsters and are a bit sensitive about over-expanded waistlines.

Kraks that made me laugh when you first said it, but it's also just made me laugh again, so you should probably get more umfractions

When i recieved 2 infraction points for writing "fat boy" i complained to the mod. The mod said that calling someone fat is the same as calling someone a racist.

I'm still not getting it. You got infractions for the equivalent of calling someone a racist? But that's wrong isn't it? If I was to call someone a racist it would probably be because they had said or done something racist.

Or is that your point? Or whatever.

I'm still not getting it. You got infractions for the equivalent of calling someone a racist? But that's wrong isn't it? If I was to call someone a racist it would probably be because they had said or done something racist.

 

Or is that your point? Or whatever.

Call someone fat on here 15x and you will recieve 30 infractions

Accuse someone of being a racist 15x and you will receive less than 10 infractions.

The mods feel that calling someone fat is 3x worse than calling someone a racist

I still don't get it how does one receive an infraction ?

Do you get a PM, Does St Chalet come and knock on your door ?

I got fracted 2 points for describing the Santa split pants lad as a "fat mess". I'm guessing some of the mods must be uber-chubsters and are a bit sensitive about over-expanded waistlines.

I got fracted for putting a photo of baj next to a pork pie.

I'm 16.5 stone, yos, bring it on you racist girls. Especially you Glasgae you sectarian son of a Skate fiddler....

I like having bletchy back. Reading his posts (well scanning over them) fells educational. There were some good points there and it also helps with napping - double bubble. Some may think it is just a massive coincidence that bletch comes back on the very same day bear is banned but I know the truth, eh blechy bear?

 

Bear hates all this fuss, well not exactly, bear likes all the fuss but hates the thought that all the other fuss may cause a problem between him and the fastest mod in the south. With that in mind, I am going to stoke it up a little more. Bear got 4 infraction points in the last week or so. He got 2 for resurrecting a defunct (crap) thread called 'the saints web quiz' and making it lols. He changed it into a thread quiz about forum users i.e. which saints web forum member genuinely has baths with his father in law? Unfortunately, the police closed the thread down and infracted bear before we found out any vital answers. I guess we will never know the answer to that one!

 

The other 2 were for the pun. As convict correctly said, comedy is like an art, there are no rules to it. What some people find offensive, other will laugh at. Egg and myself found this as we are on very different scales on what is offensive and what is not. It's a tricky one a I am the sort of person who would laugh at a friend's funeral, why not? Did the person not like a laugh when they were alive? Did they want a load of people moping around dressed in black crying and feeling sorry for themselves? This doesn't sound like anyone I'd be friends with. However, I do understand all people are different, and many are far more sensitive than I am and want a much more sensitive world. The question is where do you draw the line to keep every one happy?

 

From the reaction on this forum, it seems like the nanny state has misjudged the line that the users of the forum want.

I couldn't decide whether to doze off or be physically sick.

Try to keep your posts shorter Toke, some people find it BOR-ING.

But it wasn't the length of the post as much as the sickly, saccharine-sweet, preachy "Toke with morals" that got me.

It was like watching an endless loop of the moralistic epilogues from the Cosby Show and Different Strokes.

Well some people think this. Some people think that. Everyone is different. Comedy is Art is Perception is Personal. I'm deep. It's different strokes for different folks. I'm less deep. The world would be a better place if we all just got along. egg and I fell out but now we're BFFF. I went to my friend's funeral in a rotating bow-tie, clown outfit. The deceased's parents think I'm brilliant. Despite the Father's reaction, I know that the Mum really liked the whoopee cushion. She laughed so much she cried and cried and cried. In fact everyone was crying...and shouting. Why were they shouting at me? The deceased loved a laugh. I live life on the edge, but I may have gone too far when I grabbed the mic from the Vicar and did my stand-up routine. Although my "This cemetery is so popular, people are dying to get in here." gag seemed to go down well. Not sure that the police had to get involved though...

As for intimating that I am Bear...You've got me. I wondered how long it would take people to catch on to it. I thought my schizophrenia would help me avoid detection. Was it the thread about my itchy arse that gave it away Toke?

If you are not bear, you make a good bear substitute bletchy.

Howcome you've suddenly started posting again? Wifi reconnected at the oap home?

I couldn't decide whether to doze off or be physically sick.

 

Try to keep your posts shorter Toke, some people find it BOR-ING.

 

But it wasn't the length of the post as much as the sickly, saccharine-sweet, preachy "Toke with morals" that got me.

 

It was like watching an endless loop of the moralistic epilogues from the Cosby Show and Different Strokes.

 

 

As for intimating that I am Bear...You've got me. I wondered how long it would take people to catch on to it. I thought my schizophrenia would help me avoid detection. Was it the thread about my itchy arse that gave it away Toke?

 

If you are not bear, you make a good bear substitute bletchy.

 

Howcome you've suddenly started posting again? Wifi reconnected at the oap home?

WiFi's fine Toke, I'm pushing out ~60dB wall to wall good buddy.

Truth is, I 'lost' my mouse. Each night I'd leave it a little cheese for all the hard work it had done during the day. The staff at the St. Shipman's Home for the Incurably Tedious took it off me. Said all that cheese was a health hazard to the other inmates.

You can't beat a piece of overly mature Gorgonzola.

Plus I've had a lot of work on.

Thanks to saintbletch for a much more reasonable assessment of the situation than I can muster under these circumstances, and would second his call for a discussion on how you're going to moderate stuff in the future.

 

This is a paid service, and no arse licking, the best Saints forum for me personally, but as a 38 year old bloke, seeing one of the best posters disappear because he's tripped your very arbitrary standards of moderation has made my experience poorer. I genuinely wonder who it is the mods think they are serving. We're all big boys and girls, we've all heard worse, and as bletch points out, if it was so bad, why reprint it verbatim.

 

I too welcome saintbletch back to the site. Not only does he belong to my largely unspecified inner circle ( he is not yet aware of this ) but he also manages to ask questions that are both difficult and reasonable all at the same time.

 

Do give the post the respect it deserves, ta.

Thanks pap. Can I clarify something?

Is your inner circle, just above and behind your inner thigh?

Thanks pap. Can I clarify something?

 

Is your inner circle, just above and behind your inner thigh?

It's nothing quite so dirty, bletch.

Think of it as a dormant super-team, ready to save the world at a moment's notice, just like the Avengers or the Justice League.

WiFi's fine Toke, I'm pushing out ~60dB wall to wall good buddy.

 

Truth is, I 'lost' my mouse. Each night I'd leave it a little cheese for all the hard work it had done during the day. The staff at the St. Shipman's Home for the Incurably Tedious took it off me. Said all that cheese was a health hazard to the other inmates.

 

You can't beat a piece of overly mature Gorgonzola.

 

Plus I've had a lot of work on.

If you've been masterbating why not just come out and say it instead of dancing round the subject with heavey handed puns? I am sure mix ups in medications are very common and you won't be the last to be given a 2 month course of Viagra to clear up a chest infection.

It's nothing quite so dirty, bletch.

 

Think of it as a dormant super-team, ready to save the world at a moment's notice, just like the Avengers or the Justice League.

I'm in. As long as I can be Purdey.

If you've been masterbating why not just come out and say it instead of dancing round the subject with heavey handed puns? I am sure mix ups in medications are very common and you won't be the last to be given a 2 month course of Viagra to clear up a chest infection.

It's true Toke, I have bated(sic) a few masters in my time. I'd to defy anyone to get through Buggers Week at my exclusive and expensive boarding school with bating the odd master. Let alone a quirkishly attractive 11 year old with a foppish fringe.

That is (sic) yo

Feck me. You bug ger off to the Test match for a couple of days. Freeze your nads off watching pis poor batting. Drink too much. Bust your diet with late night curries. But then to get home to find out that this boards bestest poster has been banned due to a Mods humour by-pass, is too much.

Acceptable behaviour: Trolling. Repetitive bullcrap. Snide putdowns. Agendas.

Not acceptable: Humour. Gentle putdowns.

Hang your head, Chalet.

Feck me. You bug ger off to the Test match for a couple of days. Freeze your nads off watching pis poor batting. Drink too much. Bust your diet with late night curries. But then to get home to find out that this boards bestest poster has been banned due to a Mods humour by-pass, is too much.

 

Acceptable behaviour: Trolling. Repetitive bullcrap. Snide putdowns. Agendas.

 

Not acceptable: Humour. Gentle putdowns.

 

Hang your head, Chalet.

If I could be serious for a moment (thank-you Damian Sandow) I was thinking the same thing this morning.

There are certain posters that love the sarcastic, snide and personal insults yet, seemingly, are untouchable. For example the constant bullying of ML-G (no matter that he deserves some of it) yet nothing seems to be done about it.

Seems that gentle ribbing and slightly tangential posts are seen as uber wrong!!

Yos

Nah, I'm not having the MLG one, I think he likes to bait a bit himself. Dragging Turks in with some chat about being bigger than Chelsea or wanting Wigan to win (an put us 1 point away from the relegation zone), that's a kind of high level trolling. He likes the wind up the same as dalek, he's just much better at it and smugger.

This forum is going down the ****ter.

Bring back the Bear.

The full post was:

 

i genuine thought Rip Mooro was gonna be a potential signing from canada or something.

Glad he got good send-off or whatever!

After a respectful period of mourning i'll come back to make cracks bout the daughter touching everyone present

 

Just to give it the full context when seen on a thread about an ex-players funeral.

To add balance to the context, this was the OP:

 

Just a quick note for those who couldn't be at the funeral today. He got the send off he deserved. Proud to be a saint.

 

Sophie, Kevin's Daughter spoke and touched everyone present. A very Sad Day.

 

It was like a bear trap and he did say he was trying to edit it to make it more respectful.

Frankly there is nothing wrong with this, and some of the mods really need to get a lifes, yo.

Bring Back The Bear.

Don't forget to vote in the poll, er, yo.

I've only just caught up with this and don't really post very much anymore, mainly because I find this place sh*t. Pretty much all the threads are the same, ending up as arguments and digs by the same people about the same things, all of which is ignored. That's what ruins boards, not the odd joke, whether it be in good taste or bad. All boards need a variety of posters, but this one seems to be losing the amusing ones and replacing them with bellends who look to pick arguments and fights constantly, on every thread, about everything......and they never get infracted or pulled up on it. Bizarre.

There are certain posters that love the sarcastic, snide and personal insults yet, seemingly, are untouchable. For example the constant bullying of ML-G (no matter that he deserves some of it) yet nothing seems to be done about it.

 

Seems that gentle ribbing and slightly tangential posts are seen as uber wrong!!

 

Yos

Couldn't agree more. The board was ruined a while ago by those in control allowing tedious idiots to turn every thread into the same agenda driven nonsense and/or the mindless bullying of other posters.

I got fracted for putting a photo of baj next to a pork pie.

Did you grass yourself up?

This forum is moderated awfully.

 

Genuinely disruptive and monotonous tits are allowed to dominate whilst genuinely entertaining posters end up getting banned.

 

Hence I no longer waste five quid or much of my time on here.

Well said Benji.

As convict correctly said, comedy is like an art, there are no rules to it. What some people find offensive, other will laugh at. Egg and myself found this as we are on very different scales on what is offensive and what is not. It's a tricky one a I am the sort of person who would laugh at a friend's funeral, why not? Did the person not like a laugh when they were alive? Did they want a load of people moping around dressed in black crying and feeling sorry for themselves? This doesn't sound like anyone I'd be friends with. However, I do understand all people are different, and many are far more sensitive than I am and want a much more sensitive world. The question is where do you draw the line to keep every one happy?

 

From the reaction on this forum, it seems like the nanny state has misjudged the line that the users of the forum want.

That didn't stop you going on about Deppo when he said something you didn't like. Shame you didn't feel the same way back then.

I've only just caught up with this and don't really post very much anymore, mainly because I find this place sh*t. Pretty much all the threads are the same, ending up as arguments and digs by the same people about the same things, all of which is ignored. That's what ruins boards, not the odd joke, whether it be in good taste or bad. All boards need a variety of posters, but this one seems to be losing the amusing ones and replacing them with bellends who look to pick arguments and fights constantly, on every thread, about everything......and they never get infracted or pulled up on it. Bizarre.

 

Couldn't agree more. The board was ruined a while ago by those in control allowing tedious idiots to turn every thread into the same agenda driven nonsense and/or the mindless bullying of other posters.

Pretty much covers it, really.

I've only just caught up with this and don't really post very much anymore, mainly because I find this place sh*t. Pretty much all the threads are the same, ending up as arguments and digs by the same people about the same things, all of which is ignored. That's what ruins boards, not the odd joke, whether it be in good taste or bad. All boards need a variety of posters, but this one seems to be losing the amusing ones and replacing them with bellends who look to pick arguments and fights constantly, on every thread, about everything......and they never get infracted or pulled up on it. Bizarre.

 

 

 

Couldn't agree more. The board was ruined a while ago by those in control allowing tedious idiots to turn every thread into the same agenda driven nonsense and/or the mindless bullying of other posters.

 

 

 

Did you grass yourself up?

 

 

 

Well said Benji.

 

 

 

That didn't stop you going on about Deppo when he said something you didn't like. Shame you didn't feel the same way back then.

I called Deppo a **** (which he was for what he said) but I didn't ask for him to be banned or fracted. I only asked I wasn't fracted for calling him a ****, which I wasn't - well done mods.

I called Deppo a **** (which he was for what he said) but I didn't ask for him to be banned or drafted. I only asked I wasn't reacted for calling him a ****, which I wasn't - well done mods.

Thanks for clearing that up.

I miss Deppo

Deppo is a good egg. Still alive and kicking it mofo's.

Deppo was a good bloke. I remember when Tokyo threw his toys out of the pram. Deppo laughed at him for being a pompous arse, which upset Tokyo who couldn't handle it and tried to pretend that deppo had mocked the tsunami victims. He hadn't, he'd only mocked Tokyo saint, who was being a pompous arse. Two very different things.

Bearsy shouldn't have been banned, neither should a lot of other people.

Where we're you when I was looking for a nemesis?

Got anymore amazzzzzzingly interesting crisp stories Norway?

Who is your current nemesis tokes ?

I had one once, it was that willgolf fella, I wish I saved the thread when he practically had a break down.

I reckon we should allow everyone back, SRS, WillGolf, Dog, Saintkip and obviously Bazz gets to pick what incarnation of stanley/mole/cheese/dune/baz he likes bestest

I tried with dig dog but the problem was we agreed on everything. Egg is good as he is very serious, concervative and stubborn. The only problem is, he is very part time, usually mornings until about 9, then he goes off to divorce people or something. Such a shame as our relationship has potential to develop into something special. I sometimes think he is 'the one' but then he ****s off for the day.

I tried with dig dog but the problem was we agreed on everything. Egg is good as he is very serious, concervative and stubborn. The only problem is, he is very part time, usually mornings until about 9, then he goes off to divorce people or something. Such a shame as our relationship has potential to develop into something special. I sometimes think he is 'the one' but then he ****s off for the day.

You should put a lonely hearts ad up on the muppet show

Wanted - Regular nemesis for NSA ribbing (thats rib with a b not an M)

Must have a PSOH, lack wit but be able to meet most of the day for inane ramblings

Mongs and report button avoiders a big +

Me (Tokes) - Used to be a bit ghey but has got better lately

Missing my bestest, new nemesis must understand my pain

GSOH but not as smart as Smirker

Prob online too much

Give it a bash Tokes, reckon you'll snare a winner

I'd like it to be Delldays but he has gone never to return. Never ever ever will he return, not a bats chance in hell! I liked it when he really wanted to be a mod and dispite having 70,000 posts or something got 0 nominations. Me and bear got more than that and we are idiots!

Hang on, what do you mean used to be ghey? That's as rediculous as 'not as smart as smirker'. You had a PSV avi for about 3 years!

I'd like it to be Delldays but he has gone never to return. Never ever ever will he return, not a bats chance in hell! I liked it when he really wanted to be a mod and dispite having 70,000 posts or something got 0 nominations. Me and bear got more than that and we are idiots!

 

 

 

Hang on, what do you mean used to be ghey? That's as rediculous as 'not as smart as smirker'. You had a PSV avi for about 3 years!

Yeah, Delldays could be two-faced and a bit of a joker but he is gone now, he hung up his posting boots and someone else must have gotham sorry

Ok, how about used to be MORE ghey but isnt as ghey these days, except for sometimes when he is still a little fat ghey ? Seems a bit much to put on an ad.

As for PSV I know, I couldnt be arsed to change it, thought the kid summed up my football moron main board bashing vitriol pretty well. I had an old man pointing and saying dont be a **** for 5 minutes before the ban hammer loomed over me.

Still reckon the ad is your best bet, we could have a secret poll, it could be blind date and everything, pap could be Cilla black.

I tried with dig dog but the problem was we agreed on everything. Egg is good as he is very serious, concervative and stubborn. The only problem is, he is very part time, usually mornings until about 9, then he goes off to divorce people or something. Such a shame as our relationship has potential to develop into something special. I sometimes think he is 'the one' but then he ****s off for the day.

Tokes, your interest is flattering but recent events have confirmed that the dumb mods are exactly that. If they mistake my serious nature for sarcasm I could get one of them fractions. I can't risk such a serious black mark, sorry.

I will pop by from time to time though just to call you a bellend, and argue a pointless point until I bore myself to sleep.

Tokes, your interest is flattering but recent events have confirmed that the dumb mods are exactly that. If they mistake my serious nature for sarcasm I could get one of them fractions. I can't risk such a serious black mark, sorry.

 

I will pop by from time to time though just to call you a bellend, and argue a pointless point until I bore myself to sleep.

You want to be careful about those fractions, they get on your CV and everything, its like driving endorsements on your insurance papers, you have to declare any within two years...... Unless you got them from Chalet, they dont count so much as they are easier to come by then a ill argued quote from MLG