Miltonroader07 Posted 25 May, 2013 Share Posted 25 May, 2013 Bumped into KD yesterday in Sainsburys "what a nice bloke", he was great with the kids, photos etc and he told me that all the rumours of players leaving was "total ******" the lads are really happy and all looking good, I asked him about Luke Shaw and he said why would he want to sit on Wengers bench when he can play every week at SMS Nice chat...... lovely bloke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maggie May Posted 25 May, 2013 Share Posted 25 May, 2013 Pics or it didn't happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sour Mash Posted 25 May, 2013 Share Posted 25 May, 2013 Bumped into KD yesterday in Sainsburys "what a nice bloke", he was great with the kids, photos etc and he told me that all the rumours of players leaving was "total ******" the lads are really happy and all looking good, I asked him about Luke Shaw and he said why would he want to sit on Wengers bench when he can play every week at SMS Nice chat...... lovely bloke. Well what's the rumour then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Essruu Posted 25 May, 2013 Share Posted 25 May, 2013 You utter mug. I took him and his family to Gatwick a few days ago and they are away for a long family holiday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 25 May, 2013 Share Posted 25 May, 2013 You utter mug. I took him and his family to Gatwick a few days ago and they are away for a long family holiday. Lol. Amusing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmel Posted 25 May, 2013 Share Posted 25 May, 2013 You utter mug. I took him and his family to Gatwick a few days ago and they are away for a long family holiday. :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 25 May, 2013 Share Posted 25 May, 2013 Bumped into KD yesterday in Sainsburys "what a nice bloke", he was great with the kids, photos etc and he told me that all the rumours of players leaving was "total ******" the lads are really happy and all looking good, I asked him about Luke Shaw and he said why would he want to sit on Wengers bench when he can play every week at SMS Nice chat...... lovely bloke. You utter mug. I took him and his family to Gatwick a few days ago and they are away for a long family holiday. :lol: Perhaps he has a double. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowers-sfc Posted 25 May, 2013 Share Posted 25 May, 2013 You have been made to look a right tit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miltonaggro Posted 25 May, 2013 Share Posted 25 May, 2013 You utter mug. I took him and his family to Gatwick a few days ago and they are away for a long family holiday. This is sometimes known as a public outing! Lol... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 25 May, 2013 Share Posted 25 May, 2013 ^^You cynical bastards. Milton already said he has photos, how stupid are you going to feel when he posts them up? As he's certain to?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Who? Posted 25 May, 2013 Share Posted 25 May, 2013 I love this board! This is saintsweb gold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Who? Posted 25 May, 2013 Share Posted 25 May, 2013 Who is telling the truth, the taxi drive or the family guy, Sainsbury shopper, you choose! A photo from either would be good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 25 May, 2013 Share Posted 25 May, 2013 I still believe in you, Milton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miltonaggro Posted 25 May, 2013 Share Posted 25 May, 2013 For balance, has anyone met Guy Whittingham in Poundland lately, and found him to be a complete c*nt!... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 25 May, 2013 Share Posted 25 May, 2013 For balance, has anyone met Guy Whittingham in Poundland lately, and found him to be a complete c*nt!... You don't need to meet him to work that out... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasgow_Saint Posted 25 May, 2013 Share Posted 25 May, 2013 Milton has sent me the pictures on Facebook. 110_Persaint genuine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Who? Posted 25 May, 2013 Share Posted 25 May, 2013 I though KD as more of a Waitrose man myself! But I think he would get a taxi rather than drive his family to the station. Well if you had that sort of money you would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Who? Posted 25 May, 2013 Share Posted 25 May, 2013 Milton has sent me the pictures on Facebook. 110_Persaint genuine The plot thickens, but we need the pictures on here, so we can start the witch hunt all over again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miltonroader07 Posted 25 May, 2013 Author Share Posted 25 May, 2013 The photos are on the kids phone I will sort it, anyway; who believes a Registered User/Taxi Driver who will rip us all off when we are ****ed and not pay £5 to join this forum.... stand by, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 25 May, 2013 Share Posted 25 May, 2013 You utter mug. I took him and his family to Gatwick a few days ago and they are away for a long family holiday. :lol::lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le God Posted 25 May, 2013 Share Posted 25 May, 2013 I took him and his family to Gatwick a few days ago and they are away for a long family holiday. Shouldn't his children be in school rather than on a long family holiday in May? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maggie May Posted 25 May, 2013 Share Posted 25 May, 2013 The photos are on the kids phone I will sort it, anyway; who believes a Registered User/Taxi Driver who will rip us all off when we are ****ed and not pay £5 to join this forum.... stand by, Give up mate, you've been debunked. Anyone can use photoshop these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Charlie Posted 25 May, 2013 Share Posted 25 May, 2013 Shouldn't his children be in school rather than on a long family holiday in May? Not really Essruu's problem what they do, he just ferries the players around to where they need to go and is a reliable source. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 25 May, 2013 Share Posted 25 May, 2013 Shouldn't his children be in school rather than on a long family holiday in May? Report him to the authorities then mug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stug76 Posted 25 May, 2013 Share Posted 25 May, 2013 Shouldn't his children be in school rather than on a long family holiday in May? Half term this week, so a couple of days wouldn't be a problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycrow Posted 25 May, 2013 Share Posted 25 May, 2013 Give up mate, you've been debunked. Anyone can use photoshop these days. And pull it off successfully? No. They really can't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 25 May, 2013 Share Posted 25 May, 2013 This should be in golden posts. Really brightened up my day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brmbrm Posted 25 May, 2013 Share Posted 25 May, 2013 Not really Essruu's problem what they do, he just ferries the players around to where they need to go and is a reliable source. Taxi drivers, "reliable source"? WTF????????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shurlock Posted 25 May, 2013 Share Posted 25 May, 2013 Bumped into KD yesterday in Sainsburys "what a nice bloke", he was great with the kids, photos etc and he told me that all the rumours of players leaving was "total ******" the lads are really happy and all looking good, I asked him about Luke Shaw and he said why would he want to sit on Wengers bench when he can play every week at SMS Nice chat...... lovely bloke. Maybe you got him confused with Sean Davis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 25 May, 2013 Share Posted 25 May, 2013 Shouldn't his children be in school rather than on a long family holiday in May? Pretty sure you can get permission from schools to take kids away on holiday, even during exam times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheaf Saint Posted 25 May, 2013 Share Posted 25 May, 2013 Milton has sent me the pictures on Facebook. 110_Persaint genuine Please, everybody just ignore this trolling idiot. He admitted to me via PM the other day that he doesn't really know the guy who was in the process of selling his house in Bassett to Morgan and that he only claimed he did to pretend to be ITK. He's not worth a single second of anybody's attention. Shouldn't his children be in school rather than on a long family holiday in May? My thoughts exactly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 25 May, 2013 Share Posted 25 May, 2013 Please, everybody just ignore this trolling idiot. He admitted to me via PM the other day that he doesn't really know the guy who was in the process of selling his house in Bassett to Morgan and that he only claimed he did to pretend to be ITK.. You've only just worked that out...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kraken Posted 25 May, 2013 Share Posted 25 May, 2013 Bumped into KD yesterday in Sainsburys "what a nice bloke", he was great with the kids, photos etc and he told me that all the rumours of players leaving was "total ******" the lads are really happy and all looking good, I asked him about Luke Shaw and he said why would he want to sit on Wengers bench when he can play every week at SMS Nice chat...... lovely bloke. You utter mug. I took him and his family to Gatwick a few days ago and they are away for a long family holiday. :lol::lol: Dear me, this is good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 25 May, 2013 Share Posted 25 May, 2013 Shouldn't his children be in school rather than on a long family holiday in May? Perhaps he chooses to send them to a private school, in which case there wouldn't be any sort of problem. I have no idea where his kids go to school, but I would guess that he could comfortably afford private. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kraken Posted 25 May, 2013 Share Posted 25 May, 2013 Shouldn't his children be in school rather than on a long family holiday in May? Only the most anally retentive would register this as a concern. Oh, hang on, just noticed the poster. Carry on.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 25 May, 2013 Share Posted 25 May, 2013 Shouldn't his children be in school rather than on a long family holiday in May? There's a good chance the lazy teachers will be on their umpteenth training day in term time anyway... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avenue Saint Posted 25 May, 2013 Share Posted 25 May, 2013 Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andre Posted 25 May, 2013 Share Posted 25 May, 2013 I am so confused. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S-Clarke Posted 25 May, 2013 Share Posted 25 May, 2013 And yet another classic thread, started by Milton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Balls Posted 25 May, 2013 Share Posted 25 May, 2013 About time this board got funny again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Appy Posted 25 May, 2013 Share Posted 25 May, 2013 Shouldn't his children be in school rather than on a long family holiday in May? Probably taking a couple of days off early before half term. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shurlock Posted 25 May, 2013 Share Posted 25 May, 2013 Milton, this is putting a strain on our mboard friendship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 25 May, 2013 Share Posted 25 May, 2013 Are we sure one of them is not Kelvin Davis, the Maori MP? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 25 May, 2013 Share Posted 25 May, 2013 I bumped into a Kelvin Davis rumour today. Seemed positive about the lads, especially Luke Shaw. Don't know why KD would choose to be on holiday when he could be in Sainsburys. Don't shoot me, I'm just the messenger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikee Posted 25 May, 2013 Share Posted 25 May, 2013 Perhaps he chooses to send them to a private school, in which case there wouldn't be any sort of problem. I have no idea where his kids go to school, but I would guess that he could comfortably afford private. Kelvin lives 2 doors down from me in Chandlers Ford and I can confirm that: 1. he does shop in Waitrose 2. his kids go to the same local state school as my kids (and Danny Butterworths) 3. he is on holiday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikee Posted 25 May, 2013 Share Posted 25 May, 2013 Kelvin lives 2 doors down from me in Chandlers Ford and I can confirm that: 1. he does shop in Waitrose 2. his kids go to the same local state school as my kids (and Danny Butterworths) 3. he is on holiday Edit** Butterfield Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kraken Posted 25 May, 2013 Share Posted 25 May, 2013 Kelvin lives 2 doors down from me in Chandlers Ford and I can confirm that: 1. he does shop in Waitrose 2. his kids go to the same local state school as my kids (and Danny Butterworths) 3. he is on holiday You forgot to add: 4. miltonroader07 is a lying weirdo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 25 May, 2013 Share Posted 25 May, 2013 He meant Kevin Davies, I believe the doctor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sydneysaint17 Posted 25 May, 2013 Share Posted 25 May, 2013 not even a great lie to tell? At least make it that Kelvin said he was going over to Italy for his part in a swap deal for Buffon and Lamela. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgehog Posted 25 May, 2013 Share Posted 25 May, 2013 Perhaps we need not a where's Waldo, but where's Kelvin picture? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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