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Ladies & genitalmen of the muppet show jury, I needs some help please. My ring has gone missing (no Bear, not that one, that one is still fine). I need your help to decide if it’s been stolen by stupid pigeon called Micheal.

 

Here are the facts:

 

-Last night when I got home, I was definitely wearing this ring as I vaguely remember having problems getting it off as my finger had gone all fat from drinking a lot of beers.

-Today I can not find ring and have searched everywhere*

-My flat mate has been encouraging a family of pigeons by feeding them on the window ledge and giving them names

-IF the windows are left open and no one is in the room the stupid pigeons come into the rooms

-Last night I feel asleep on the sofa with the window open

 

I don’t have any proof of stupid pigeons sneaking in whilst I was sleeping and picking up ring, but I am joining the dots and I put it to you that I haven’t misplaced the ring as I was drunk, but stupid pigeon has been thieving my ring (probably Bearsy has trained pigeons to steal stuff from him to sell, silly price pikey).

 

If anyone has any evidence, please post to help muppets Jury. Mods can I have a poll, is stupid pigeon called Micheal guilty or not guilty?

 

If results are guilty, I will feed stupid pigeon baking soda to explode him.

 

Ta.

 

 

(*I've not looked everywhere)

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Hi there Bear, good to see you back from your dogging holiday. How quickly do your stupid pigeon thief's get their merchandise back to you? Will you at least let me buy the ring back from you? (please also clean it off before selling it back)

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Well spudders. I don't holdout much hope for you...

 

Here in Sandland we have a 500 Dirham note - it's about 80 quid. It is mainly blue and has about a 0.8cm band of silver down the middle of it.

 

Anyways, I was out on the Golfcourse one afternoon, had just got my wallet out to buy a couple of Pocari Sweats & a Bacon & Egg Sarnie (Toke's can explain why everyone in Asia drinks Sweat) as for us, we eat Pig whenever we can.

 

Anyways, back on topic my wallet was in the golf buggy and this Crow flew down, ignored the Sarnie & went straight to the wallet. Now obviously we all noticed this and did that horrid "when a disaster is happening" Slo-Mo run towards the buggy, but the little f\/cker had dived in and helped himself to the 500 Dirham note.

 

Well, let me gtell you we were well not happy and went & demanded that the Groundstaff went out & shot every Crow on the Course (in a Green, Caring & Humanitarian way). The lads laughed & said it was common.

 

Took us out and with a rope pulled a nest down out of a Palm Tree and low and behold it was lined with ripped shreds of 500 Dirham notes and all the shiny bits were laid out in the bottom as some sort of weird insulation/B&Q style home decor.

 

Anyways, what I am saying is that you should head out and follow those Pigeons to their nests and it will be there.

 

Because of the weird laws you have in the UK I suggest you wear a disguise especially a False Moustache & a hat

 

May I suggest this could help as a template when you try and Stop that Pigeon?

 

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I stopped reading as soon as he said golf course, can't take any chances.

 

I didn't see that, over the years I've trained my mind to auto filter out the words 'Golf Course' from DPs posts & replace them with the words 'peado prowl' it just makes it easier.

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As explained in the OP, my flatmate has given the family names (I can't recall what the female or two babies are called), anyways I digress, -1 reps for not reading the OP in more detail

 

Still doesn't answer why its called Michael! -1 reps for not answering said question, and a further -1 for not answering whether or not the flat mate has discovered you!

 

(p.s. did you renew ST?)

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Mike! Mods can't give out or take away rep points on account of them having no reps themselves.

 

It is like when you sell your soul to the devil (or Steve Grant) you might get a nice curry now and again but you haven't got a shadow.

 

Rough and the smooth.

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Mike! Mods can't give out or take away rep points on account of them having no reps themselves.

 

It is like when you sell your soul to the devil (or Steve Grant) you might get a nice curry now and again but you haven't got a shadow.

 

Rough and the smooth.

 

What if one of us, in a moment of pity and weakness, donate some of our reps to visimod, they can maybe have 30 secs of giving rep points until spudders undonates them

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They can't have them as they have to handle the fraction points. Having rep points and fraction points would make any mod all powerful, too powerful.

 

If he went mental, no one could bring him down. Steve Grant knows this, fears this and has therefore outlawed it.

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Meanwhile.

 

Here is some completely random Golf. I know Tokes isn't a fan of golf but then seems everyone is getting in on the act these days.

 

 

oh I am not sure Maria hit a Pigeon but she sure got a Birdie

:rolleyes:

 

You had me interested when it came up "Head presents" and lost me when i realised this wasn't the porno review thread.

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