TwoPints Posted 1 July, 2014 Share Posted 1 July, 2014 A great idea Pastor Patron had on another thread - Obviously needs to be more subtle, what about an advert for a fake product like aftershave or mens watches where the tagline is a woman saying to Lallana "you've changed...". It could be an aftershave called 'Clattenberg' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pastor Patrón Posted 1 July, 2014 Share Posted 1 July, 2014 A fake watch advert would bring the lulz. He's also just started modelling F.cuk which could obviously e changed to c.nut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 1 July, 2014 Share Posted 1 July, 2014 A fake watch advert would bring the lulz. He's also just started modelling F.cuk which could obviously e changed to c.nut You are full of cracking ideas tonight. Anyone a whiz with photoshop who can get some mock ups on the go for C.nut? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
offix Posted 1 July, 2014 Share Posted 1 July, 2014 "Lambert : LEGEND Lallana : BELL END" Awesome. That's the winner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Fan CaM Posted 1 July, 2014 Share Posted 1 July, 2014 Mmm, now whatever happened to the last flag contributed to from this site? Oh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cascadia Saint Posted 1 July, 2014 Share Posted 1 July, 2014 Mmm, now whatever happened to the last flag contributed to from this site? Oh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SFCRedandWhite Posted 2 July, 2014 Share Posted 2 July, 2014 BEARDS CHANGE PEOPLE With Lallana Shaw and Lambert underneath. But seriously, no hashtags. It would be an embarrassment. Has to have a picture of him kissing the badge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griffo Posted 2 July, 2014 Share Posted 2 July, 2014 But seriously, no hashtags. It would be an embarrassment. I don't understand why we'd have a hashtag on a flag at football.. What has it got to do with Twitter? It's bad enough that we've got one painted into the seats in the Chapel end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintAndy14 Posted 2 July, 2014 Share Posted 2 July, 2014 For when he's undoubtedly sitting on the Liverpool bench... He played on the left, He played on the right, Adam Lallana, now he's nowhere in sight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Fan CaM Posted 2 July, 2014 Share Posted 2 July, 2014 LOL. Nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ART Posted 2 July, 2014 Share Posted 2 July, 2014 Clattenburg was right you big headed barsteward!!! Fling Kippers and white feathers (coward) at him if he plays and the occasional plastic bag or balloon filled with pee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sour Mash Posted 2 July, 2014 Share Posted 2 July, 2014 "If someone was to say that I'd end my career playing for Southampton in the Premier League then I'd snap your hand off for it" Just a banner saying something like that, keep it simple and in his own words. Or a basic Clattenburg one, try not to be too clever or complicated though. Most people I know would chip in if a decent one was sorted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coxy Posted 2 July, 2014 Share Posted 2 July, 2014 I'd definitely contribute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SFCRedandWhite Posted 2 July, 2014 Share Posted 2 July, 2014 I don't understand why we'd have a hashtag on a flag at football.. What has it got to do with Twitter? It's bad enough that we've got one painted into the seats in the Chapel end. Indeed, would get an incredible amount of stick. To the extreme of the hashtag be mocked on Twitter. Leave out the hashtag and the banner sends a much better message. People would then contribute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berudenot2 Posted 2 July, 2014 Share Posted 2 July, 2014 He plays on the left, he plays on the right, Lionel Messi makes Lallana look ****e. I'll get my coat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cascadia Saint Posted 2 July, 2014 Share Posted 2 July, 2014 BEARDS CHANGE PEOPLE With Lallana Shaw and Lambert underneath. But seriously, no hashtags. It would be an embarrassment. Has to have a picture of him kissing the badge. Same pic, seconds later... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SFCRedandWhite Posted 2 July, 2014 Share Posted 2 July, 2014 Same pic, seconds later... THIS! With Clattenburg was right or YOU CHANGED ADAM. Simple. No hashtags. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pangy Posted 2 July, 2014 Share Posted 2 July, 2014 He plays on the left, he plays on the right, Lionel Messi makes Lallana look ****e. I'll get my coat. He refs on the left He refs on the right It know seems That Clattenburg was right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucks Saint Posted 3 July, 2014 Share Posted 3 July, 2014 To the OP - suggest a shortlist of the best 3 or 4 suggestions on here and then set up a poll, can then remind everyone who votes about a small contribution ideally. I am certainly in Cheers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexstar Posted 3 July, 2014 Share Posted 3 July, 2014 "If someone was to say that I'd end my career playing for Southampton in the Premier League then I'd snap your hand off for it" Just a banner saying something like that, keep it simple and in his own words. Or a basic Clattenburg one, try not to be too clever or complicated though. Most people I know would chip in if a decent one was sorted. That quote with 'Clattenburg was right'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donatello Posted 3 July, 2014 Share Posted 3 July, 2014 (edited) Adam Lallana: "I've changed". Or - Adam 'I've Changed' Lallana. Edited 3 July, 2014 by Donatello Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackanorySFC Posted 3 July, 2014 Author Share Posted 3 July, 2014 To the OP - suggest a shortlist of the best 3 or 4 suggestions on here and then set up a poll, can then remind everyone who votes about a small contribution ideally. I am certainly in Cheers Yep, good idea. Also removing the # I added in a moment of madness. Can also confirm through a contact who's knows the snappers at The Sun that this will get photographed. If the Sun pick up on it, others will too, it certainly fits a narrative. All the more reason to do it right. I'm off on a stag do this weekend, will aim to get the final agreed banner + a funding site set up next week. Right now the only image created is the wonderful Powerpoint version I knocked up in 2 minutes. Any suggestions on decent type fonts etc helpful, I used AgencyFB as it is pretty high so fills up the space well when using a lot of characters. I think using an image should be avoided, unless someone far more talented than me can do a silhouette version similar to the Leibherr flag. White font on a red background, trimmed in black. Thanks for all the feedback, looks like more than enough contributors to make this happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxstone Posted 3 July, 2014 Share Posted 3 July, 2014 Bear in mind guys that any offensive/swear words on a banner will be ignored by the cameras etc... Far better to have a subtle but telling message that will attract attention - "Clattenburg was right" does fit the bill in this regard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Lungs Posted 3 July, 2014 Share Posted 3 July, 2014 Lol, how bitter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackanorySFC Posted 3 July, 2014 Author Share Posted 3 July, 2014 Lol, how bitter Unashamedly so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
100%Red&White Posted 3 July, 2014 Share Posted 3 July, 2014 Don't think it would ever be allowed to unfurl at Anfield, the stewards will be expecting something and jump on it straight away. But hey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 3 July, 2014 Share Posted 3 July, 2014 Bear in mind guys that any offensive/swear words on a banner will be ignored by the cameras etc... Pls can you list the words that would not be acceptable pls as i am making this banner now pls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LVSaint Posted 3 July, 2014 Share Posted 3 July, 2014 Pls can you list the words that would not be acceptable pls as i am making this banner now pls IN - Wally Prat Plonker OUT - **** ****er Mother****er ****face **** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_Abroad Posted 3 July, 2014 Share Posted 3 July, 2014 What are the odds Clattenburg covers the Saints and Liverpool match on 16 Aug? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delboy Dave Posted 4 July, 2014 Share Posted 4 July, 2014 Anyone got any designs drafted yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alehouseboys Posted 5 July, 2014 Share Posted 5 July, 2014 Anyone got any designs drafted yet? Would just be another big waste of money. Liverpool would never allow it to be displayed, 'Health'n'Safety won't allow it at SMS (ala ML banner) and both stadiums will be rammed so no where to lay it out. I'm sure he'll get the picture from some fans reaction, I'm happy just to blank him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alain Perrin Posted 5 July, 2014 Share Posted 5 July, 2014 "where are Southampton, you've bought our whole team" Sent from my RM-821_eu_euro1_276 using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SFCRedandWhite Posted 5 July, 2014 Share Posted 5 July, 2014 Would just be another big waste of money. Liverpool would never allow it to be displayed, 'Health'n'Safety won't allow it at SMS (ala ML banner) and both stadiums will be rammed so no where to lay it out. I'm sure he'll get the picture from some fans reaction, I'm happy just to blank him. I think they mean just hold it up between fans at certain points of the game, not actually lay it somwhere. As long as the banner is not offensive or too insulting towards the liverpool player they wont take it down. It'll be just like the WE ARE LIVERPOOL sign liverpool fans brought to stmarysv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chez Posted 5 July, 2014 Share Posted 5 July, 2014 No refunds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sour Mash Posted 5 July, 2014 Share Posted 5 July, 2014 Would just be another big waste of money. Liverpool would never allow it to be displayed, 'Health'n'Safety won't allow it at SMS (ala ML banner) and both stadiums will be rammed so no where to lay it out. I'm sure he'll get the picture from some fans reaction, I'm happy just to blank him. Most grounds allow a basic, regular sized, non-offensive banner to be held up at the start of games, this would be allowed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SFCRedandWhite Posted 6 July, 2014 Share Posted 6 July, 2014 VICTIMS OF OUR OWN SUCCESS anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Restark19 Posted 6 July, 2014 Share Posted 6 July, 2014 "If someone was to say that I'd end my career playing for Southampton in the Premier League then I'd snap your hand off for it" Surely has to be this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SFCRedandWhite Posted 6 July, 2014 Share Posted 6 July, 2014 Surely has to be this Probably my favourite thus far Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcjwills Posted 6 July, 2014 Share Posted 6 July, 2014 Lambert - Hero Lallana -**** Lovren - Even bigger **** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Essruu Posted 6 July, 2014 Share Posted 6 July, 2014 VICTIMS OF OUR OWN SUCCESS anyone? 'Success' being an 8th finish. That banner would leave us open to complete ridicule. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityRanger Posted 6 July, 2014 Share Posted 6 July, 2014 I think we might need quite a big banner lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doc oli Posted 6 July, 2014 Share Posted 6 July, 2014 http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/liverpool-issue-club-staff-with-list-of-unacceptable-words-and-phrases-that-have-been-banned-from-anfield-8738515.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LGTL Posted 6 July, 2014 Share Posted 6 July, 2014 http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/liverpool-issue-club-staff-with-list-of-unacceptable-words-and-phrases-that-have-been-banned-from-anfield-8738515.html 'That's gay' and 'man up' still among my favourites. Pathetic club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S-Clarke Posted 6 July, 2014 Share Posted 6 July, 2014 Liverpool should man up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohio Saint Posted 6 July, 2014 Share Posted 6 July, 2014 OK, I have enough info on what will be allowed to give the banner a go now. Lallana! You are gender non-specific genitalia. Clatenberg was right, and you have your head up the tail end of your own digestive system! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintRobbie Posted 6 July, 2014 Share Posted 6 July, 2014 Lambert- Legend Lallana - Liar Lovren - Low-Life Liverpool - World Cup Losers - Disgrace to English Football. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fborosaint Posted 7 July, 2014 Share Posted 7 July, 2014 We should just ignore Lallana and Lovren imo. If there is any banner it should be thanking Rickie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexstar Posted 7 July, 2014 Share Posted 7 July, 2014 Lambert- Legend Lallana - Liar Lovren - Low-Life Liverpool - World Cup Losers - Disgrace to English Football. The bottom one should just be 'Premier League champions 2013/14' crossed out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitch01 Posted 7 July, 2014 Share Posted 7 July, 2014 No idea why Adam isn't allowed to kiss the badge of the team he's been at for 14 years before later making a decision to join one of the biggest clubs in Europe. The two don't seem mutually exclusive to me. Would much prefer us to give both Lambert and Lallana heroes' welcomes but it appears many feel that years and years of dedication, quality and contribution is wiped out by one interview for his new team. Not delighted to hear him say those things, but did I pick up even a suggestion of diminished commitment or desire in his performances late in the season? No, he was excellent until the end. His private thoughts at the time were just that - private. Divulging them now might leave a bitter taste but we shared some unbelievable times - he's still one of my all-time favourite SFC players. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitch01 Posted 7 July, 2014 Share Posted 7 July, 2014 +1 vote for a celebratory Lambert banner rather than a petty Lallana one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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