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Song for Clyne


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One of the things that was certainly evident last night is that we definitely need some more songs.

 

We do, but not as much as Arsenal. Thay have, what 2? "Arsenal, Arsenal, Arsenal" and "1-0 to the Arsenal". Laughable.

 

Here's my effort. To the tune of Mistletoe & Wine everyone's favourite, by the not-at-all-involved-in-yewtree Cliff Richard

 

Southampton chime, Nathanial Clyne

Scoring goals from near the halfway line

He went to the Emirates and thumped one right in

And when he plays for England the Saints fans will sing

 

(Diclaimer - that is a joke. I do not expect, nor wish, anyone to be singing a song to that God-awful tune in St Mary's)

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Surely deserves his own song now.

 

To the tune of Fog on the Tyne:

 

Nathaniel Clyne is all mine all mine

Nathaniel Clyne is all mine

 

(worth watching if only for the vintage rapping performance from Gazza).

 

Go to go with that one. Was singing exactly that to myself last night, couldn't remember what the original was for the life of me.

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"Because you're mine, NATHANIEL CLYNE"

 

i was quite interest in Jonny Cash after the movie come out + I listened to his albums & i like the folsom prison one best. He done a song called flushed from the bathroom of ur heart which was v.lols. I also like the one about anal sex. This is the things I know bout J.Cash!

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To the tunes of the wheels on the bus

 

The defender on the right is Nathaniel Clyne, Nathaniel Clyne, Nathaniel Clyne, the defender on the right is Nathaniel Clyne all day long

 

I like this one, and you can add a second verse too:

 

He can score from 30 yards, Nathaniel Clyne, Nathaniel Clyne, Nathaniel Clyne, he can score from 30 yards, Nathaniel Clyne, all day long.

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To the tune of Ruby, Ruby, Ruby, Ruby by Kaiser Chiefs:

 

"Nathaniel, Nathaniel, Nathaniel, Nathaniel

 

...oh oh oh oh oh oooh"

 

Ruby and Nathaniel don't even have the same number of syllables.

 

Actually scrap that it has never stopped the Northam before, so you're probably on to a winner.

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To Ride on Time by Black Box (chorus at about 1:34)

 

 

Cos you're Nathaniel Clyne, cos you're Nathaniel Clyne, Na-Nathaniel Clyne, cos you're Nathaniel Clyne, cos you're Nathaniel Clyne, Na-Nathaniel Clyne

 

Lot's of freestyling could go on as well.

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To Ride on Time by Black Box (chorus at about 1:34)

 

 

Cos you're Nathaniel Clyne, cos you're Nathaniel Clyne, Na-Nathaniel Clyne, cos you're Nathaniel Clyne, cos you're Nathaniel Clyne, Na-Nathaniel Clyne

 

Lot's of freestyling could go on as well.

 

'Ride on Clyne' isnt going to get a lot of support

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