So this is why Bear has been MIA

Is Coxford a naughty university town ? Like Quimbridge ?

Is Coxford a naughty university town ? Like Quimbridge ?

Heh. No it's a dull council estate in west Southampton.

BBB, I have no idea what this means. Let me work my way through your post.

 

1. No I've never seen a woman face at peak of ecstasy (except the fake Hollywood, or porn versions.

2. What does "look in own" mean?

3. What's a "gusher"?

 

Much appreciated.

1) Oh, not experimented then?

2) Stupid phone auto correct, should have been "look in pain"

3) Squirter?

I shall be clocking out from the Fun Factory in a short while.

I'm v. illness, It's pretty serious. Everyone is v.worried

:rolleyes: ffs Bear!

Actually, I'm going to visit my mother, so plenty of burnt meat, boiled-dry potatoes and stewed veg, but no bloody internet access.

Anyway, before I go, I just want to say: Enjoy the Farmhouse and Footie tomorrow, fellas*!

*Fellas includes you too, Lou (I mean that in the nicest sense, btw )

If she really loved you, she would take them out first.

It's called a "passion gap".

I don't think that Goat can take all the credit

 

And the pig left before i woke up.

And the pig left before i woke up.

There's only one thing worse than a pig leaving before you wake up.