Big Bad Bob Posted 18 March, 2015 Share Posted 18 March, 2015 http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/31916850 Hosting the party, apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 18 March, 2015 Share Posted 18 March, 2015 http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/31916850 Hosting the party, apparently. Bear, size doesn't matter - it's what you do with it that counts! I'll see you tonight in East London! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 18 March, 2015 Share Posted 18 March, 2015 Small penises? Pah, you should see a micro-penis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stug76 Posted 18 March, 2015 Share Posted 18 March, 2015 'stand up' comedy. Really? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 18 March, 2015 Share Posted 18 March, 2015 I'm v.illness pls posts floral tributes + pls don't die messages here pls. If i do die I have wrote in my will that micropenis goes to lou + my balls are to be split up & shared between the rest of you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 18 March, 2015 Share Posted 18 March, 2015 In other news check this site tho! It's not penis site it is movie site & you can watch all new movies + even on iPads with no messing + from comfort of ur own coffin! https://afdah.org/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 18 March, 2015 Share Posted 18 March, 2015 I'm v.illness pls posts floral tributes + pls don't die messages here pls. If i do die I have wrote in my will that micropenis goes to lou + my balls are to be split up & shared between the rest of you Oh no! Man flu? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 18 March, 2015 Share Posted 18 March, 2015 Yeah my nursing staff reckons I have one of the worst cases of exaggerated man flu in recorded history! It's pretty serious. Everyone is v.worried Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 18 March, 2015 Share Posted 18 March, 2015 Yeah my nursing staff reckons I have one of the worst cases of exaggerated man flu in recorded history! It's pretty serious. Everyone is v.worried Oh no, I am worried too! I've seen instances where it can turn into man hysteria. It's very dangerous. Let me know if you'd like me to come and mop your brow, or give any other moral support. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 18 March, 2015 Share Posted 18 March, 2015 Get well soon Bear - this place ain't the same without you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 18 March, 2015 Share Posted 18 March, 2015 Oh no, I am worried too! I've seen instances where it can turn into man hysteria. It's very dangerous. Let me know if you'd like me to come and mop your brow, or give any other moral support. Bearsy, bedridden? Not his brow that will need mopping, that's for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 18 March, 2015 Share Posted 18 March, 2015 In other news check this site tho! It's not penis site it is movie site & you can watch all new movies + even on iPads with no messing + from comfort of ur own coffin! https://afdah.org/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 18 March, 2015 Share Posted 18 March, 2015 In other news check this site tho! It's not penis site it is movie site & you can watch all new movies + even on iPads with no messing + from comfort of ur own coffin! https://afdah.org/ So have you watched no. 1 on there yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 18 March, 2015 Share Posted 18 March, 2015 I've been trying! It's one of those movies you can only watch in 10 minute segments, any more than that & ur brain starts to atrophy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 18 March, 2015 Share Posted 18 March, 2015 I've been trying! It's one of those movies you can only watch in 10 minute segments, any more than that & ur brain starts to atrophy I see what you mean. I just got 6 mins in, and need a break already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 18 March, 2015 Share Posted 18 March, 2015 Get well soon Bear xxxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 18 March, 2015 Share Posted 18 March, 2015 Tks spooder nice that even old + absent friends that ain't posted here in years can still be relied on in times of gr8 tragedy much love xx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 18 March, 2015 Share Posted 18 March, 2015 I sensed something was wrong, so had to come on here and check!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 18 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 18 March, 2015 In other news check this site tho! It's not penis site it is movie site & you can watch all new movies + even on iPads with no messing + from comfort of ur own coffin! [emoji106] https://afdah.org/ Thought I was in luck, clicked on 1, jumped forward to random 43 minutes and found only sex scene in movie. It was ****e Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 18 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 18 March, 2015 Get well soon Bear and take up Lou's offer, you need fluid to combat man flu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatboy Posted 18 March, 2015 Share Posted 18 March, 2015 Dr Goat prescribes lager, cake and blowjobs. Please note I am not a real doctor. Also please note I am not offering blowjob. Or lager. Or cake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 18 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 18 March, 2015 Dr Goat prescribes lager, cake and blowjobs. Please note I am not a real doctor. Also please note I am not offering blowjob. Or lager. Or cake. What about anal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucks Saint Posted 18 March, 2015 Share Posted 18 March, 2015 Get well soon Bear and take up Lou's offer, you need fluid to combat man flu I love a romantic tale. The big question is, will there eventually be a Mrs Lou Coxford-Bearsy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatboy Posted 18 March, 2015 Share Posted 18 March, 2015 What about anal? Depends on the cake. I reckon you'd have trouble with a sponge but a nice firm fruitcake might get up there ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 18 March, 2015 Share Posted 18 March, 2015 I love a romantic tale. The big question is, will there eventually be a Mrs Lou Coxford-Bearsy? I don't do marriage. Not even for Bearsy. But only requirements are football, sex and monogamy. Take it or leave it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 18 March, 2015 Share Posted 18 March, 2015 Depends on the cake. I reckon you'd have trouble with a sponge but a nice firm fruitcake might get up there ok. Have you tried a mountbattenberg? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 18 March, 2015 Share Posted 18 March, 2015 Cadbury chocolate fingers for the win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatboy Posted 18 March, 2015 Share Posted 18 March, 2015 Have you tried a mountbattenberg? No but I've been twos up with a fat rascal inside my baumkuchen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 18 March, 2015 Share Posted 18 March, 2015 My eyes watered just reading that, Goat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatboy Posted 18 March, 2015 Share Posted 18 March, 2015 Goat like cake:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 18 March, 2015 Share Posted 18 March, 2015 I don't do marriage. Not even for Bearsy. But only requirements are football, sex and monogamy. Take it or leave it. First two sound great! What's the third? Can you eat it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fowllyd Posted 18 March, 2015 Share Posted 18 March, 2015 First two sound great! What's the third? Can you eat it? It's a kind of wood, you fool. Everyone knows that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 19 March, 2015 Share Posted 19 March, 2015 I'm v.illness pls posts floral tributes + pls don't die messages here pls. If i do die I have wrote in my will that micropenis goes to lou + my balls are to be split up & shared between the rest of you Any improvement overnight Bear, or do I need to start preparing a nice receptacle for my share of your testicles? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 19 March, 2015 Share Posted 19 March, 2015 It's a kind of wood, you fool. Everyone knows that. A kind of wood reserved especially for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 19 March, 2015 Share Posted 19 March, 2015 A kind of wood reserved especially for me Bear and his wood are on their way, Lou. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 19 March, 2015 Share Posted 19 March, 2015 Bear and his wood are on their way, Lou. I thought I was just getting the micro-penis? I don't want the whole lot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 19 March, 2015 Share Posted 19 March, 2015 I thought I was just getting the micro-penis? I don't want the whole lot! That is the micro-penis! - Bear's a lot larger than he appears (allegedly) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyLass Posted 19 March, 2015 Share Posted 19 March, 2015 Stupid question alert - How do I upload a picture from my laptop ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 19 March, 2015 Share Posted 19 March, 2015 Stupid question alert - How do I upload a picture from my laptop ? If you mean uploading a photo from your laptop (not from google etc.) on to here, then I, too, would like to know how to do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyLass Posted 19 March, 2015 Share Posted 19 March, 2015 If you mean uploading a photo from your laptop (not from google etc.) on to here, then I, too, would like to know how to do that. Yep, that's what I mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 19 March, 2015 Share Posted 19 March, 2015 unless I am going mad there was a function on the insert image (above) about a month ago where you could choose to upload photo's from your computer or from an URL. Probably too many up skirt shots from you monkeys meant it was turned off:lol: Not too sure why everyone thinks the bear man is packing a cocktail sausage as he is very poplar judging by his website dancingbear maybe he's been busy working as I wish I was that popular Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 19 March, 2015 Share Posted 19 March, 2015 unless I am going mad there was a function on the insert image (above) about a month ago where you could choose to upload photo's from your computer or from an URL. Cheers CC, I didn't realise you can use that funnction for uploading your own photos from a laptop, and not just google etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 19 March, 2015 Share Posted 19 March, 2015 unless I am going mad there was a function on the insert image (above) about a month ago where you could choose to upload photo's from your computer or from an URL. Probably too many up skirt shots from you monkeys meant it was turned off:lol: Not too sure why everyone thinks the bear man is packing a cocktail sausage as he is very poplar judging by his website dancingbear maybe he's been busy working as I wish I was that popular It's easy to be popular on here CC. It's all picking the right name and right avatar. Hot girl pic or cutesy animal, and the forum is yours.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyLass Posted 19 March, 2015 Share Posted 19 March, 2015 unless I am going mad there was a function on the insert image (above) about a month ago where you could choose to upload photo's from your computer or from an URL. Probably too many up skirt shots from you monkeys meant it was turned off:lol: Not too sure why everyone thinks the bear man is packing a cocktail sausage as he is very poplar judging by his website dancingbear maybe he's been busy working as I wish I was that popular Hmmmmm, it only shows me that I can upload from a URL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 19 March, 2015 Share Posted 19 March, 2015 It's easy to be popular on here CC. It's all picking the right name and right avatar. Hot girl pic or cutesy animal, and the forum is yours.... Vic isn't cute !!! I'm offended. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 19 March, 2015 Share Posted 19 March, 2015 Hmmmmm, it only shows me that I can upload from a URL Yeah I know but up until about 1 month ago (when I noticed) you could select where you wanted the photo from (desktop or web) but it had disappeared from there as you used to be able to choose. Hopefully a mod can help out why this changed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 19 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 19 March, 2015 Hmmmmm, it only shows me that I can upload from a URL Upload your image to tinypic.com, it will then host it and give you the URL to put into your post... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 19 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 19 March, 2015 I don't do marriage. Not even for Bearsy. But only requirements are football, sex and monogamy. Take it or leave it. Those requirements are almost like marriage, apart from the football and sex parts..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 19 March, 2015 Share Posted 19 March, 2015 Many thanks for the uploading photo instructions, Bob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 19 March, 2015 Share Posted 19 March, 2015 Those requirements are almost like marriage, apart from the football and sex parts..... So... remind me what marriage has got going for it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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