Convict Colony Posted 25 March, 2015 Share Posted 25 March, 2015 Will this trump Clarkson getting sacked today, the air crash or Dion Dublin joining homes under the hammer ? I don't know but I am settling in for a wild ride in modern news reporting. Someone please check on Bearsy, I know he was a secret fan of Zayn's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 25 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 25 March, 2015 OMG the full statement, this is defining our year !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 25 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 25 March, 2015 Lex @lexcanroar 1m1 minute ago if you know someone who might be seriously vulnerable re: Zayn Malik - they can call Childline on 0800 1111 or Samaritans on 08457 90 90 90 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 25 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 25 March, 2015 Please please please is it too much to ask for Justin Bieber to want to become a normal white trash canadian again ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Bateman Posted 25 March, 2015 Share Posted 25 March, 2015 Are you okay? You seem quite, well, panicky? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 25 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 25 March, 2015 Are you okay? You seem quite, well, panicky? thanks PB I am trying to get through this but spiced rum is my only comfort Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Bateman Posted 25 March, 2015 Share Posted 25 March, 2015 thanks PB I am trying to get through this but spiced rum is my only comfort Nice, well crack open the next bottle! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 25 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 25 March, 2015 Nice, well crack open the next bottle! Having been watching Black Sails (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2375692/) so have become a pirate who doesn't have a boat so I just stream stuff for free and become a pirate video dude Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 25 March, 2015 Share Posted 25 March, 2015 I knew they had no credibility anyway. They're called One Direction. We live on an island. Logically, the f**kers should have walked into the sea by now. I am therefore unsurprised to see the band going in different directions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 25 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 25 March, 2015 Preach pap preach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 25 March, 2015 Share Posted 25 March, 2015 he was the best One Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fowllyd Posted 25 March, 2015 Share Posted 25 March, 2015 Preach pap preach Might not 'Pap don't preach' be a better request? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 25 March, 2015 Share Posted 25 March, 2015 Might not 'Pap don't preach' be a better request? I have had to live with this shít for several years. Fifteen year old likes them, and liked them a lot more a few years ago. ms pap liked NKOTB back in the day and acted as an enabler. Sickening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 25 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 25 March, 2015 I have had to live with this shít for several years. Fifteen year old likes them, and liked them a lot more a few years ago. ms pap liked NKOTB back in the day and acted as an enabler. Sickening. Hahahaha double whammy bad luck old son Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fowllyd Posted 25 March, 2015 Share Posted 25 March, 2015 I have had to live with this shít for several years. Fifteen year old likes them, and liked them a lot more a few years ago. ms pap liked NKOTB back in the day and acted as an enabler. Sickening. I feel your pain, but I couldn't resist the Madge reference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 25 March, 2015 Share Posted 25 March, 2015 Harry Redknapp CDAJFOD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 25 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 25 March, 2015 #AlwaysInOurHeartsZaynMalik is the funniest twitter hash tag i've read for a while Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadoldgit Posted 26 March, 2015 Share Posted 26 March, 2015 (edited) I bet the remaining singular direction bros are happy. More cash and crumpet all round! Surprised Harry hasn't gone solo yet. Edited 26 March, 2015 by sadoldgit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 26 March, 2015 Share Posted 26 March, 2015 This from a BBC news article earlier made me lol: In a black T-shirt and with his hair up in his trademark man bun, Harry wandered around the stage with his head in his hands and wiping away tears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 26 March, 2015 Share Posted 26 March, 2015 you heartless bastard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 26 March, 2015 Share Posted 26 March, 2015 Lex @lexcanroar 1m1 minute ago if you know someone who might be seriously vulnerable re: Zayn Malik - they can call Childline on 0800 1111 or Samaritans on 08457 90 90 90 FAO Andreas Lubitz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 26 March, 2015 Share Posted 26 March, 2015 For teh womenz and teh gheys, here're Zayns top 5 hair moments... http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/zayn-malik-leaves-one-direction-784384 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 26 March, 2015 Share Posted 26 March, 2015 Good luck to him. By the age of 22 hes made enough money for life and is walking away before he becomes too warped and weird by all the adoration. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saintandy666 Posted 26 March, 2015 Share Posted 26 March, 2015 Lest we forget 3 #alwaysinourhearts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saintandy666 Posted 26 March, 2015 Share Posted 26 March, 2015 Good luck to him. By the age of 22 hes made enough money for life and is walking away before he becomes too warped and weird by all the adoration. From what I've seen, they've always seemed reasonably level headed as a group of individuals. They were always going to have a shelf life. He's now a multi-millionaire, so he can pretty much do whatever the hell he wants. Good luck to him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Upwind Posted 26 March, 2015 Share Posted 26 March, 2015 Does an article for OK magazine informing the world of his new found contentment Announces plans to wed his current showbiz girlfriend Get married and sell photo’s to OK magazine of the big day Attempts a solo album of new material (written for him by Gary Barlow) Gets caught taking drugs and drinking to excess Cheats on his new wife and announces a trial separation Attempts a second solo album after the first was semi-successful Second solo album flunks badly More drugs and drinking – puts on weight Goes into rehab for drink and drugs addiction. Comes out of rehab and says he is a new man Gets back with wife declaring his love Declares comeback tour with One Direction begin cycle......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 26 March, 2015 Share Posted 26 March, 2015 just really hope he keeps making music, would be even bigger tragedy if the world is denied his talent bc of this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadoldgit Posted 26 March, 2015 Share Posted 26 March, 2015 just really hope he keeps making music, would be even bigger tragedy if the world is denied his talent bc of this Chin up Bearsy, at least the rest will continue to fly the flag! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 26 March, 2015 Share Posted 26 March, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 26 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 26 March, 2015 Does an article for OK magazine informing the world of his new found contentment Announces plans to wed his current showbiz girlfriend Get married and sell photo’s to OK magazine of the big day Attempts a solo album of new material (written for him by Gary Barlow) Gets caught taking drugs and drinking to excess Cheats on his new wife and announces a trial separation Attempts a second solo album after the first was semi-successful Second solo album flunks badly More drugs and drinking – puts on weight Goes into rehab for drink and drugs addiction. Comes out of rehab and says he is a new man Gets back with wife declaring his love Declares comeback tour with One Direction begin cycle......... I thought the exact same thing hahah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 26 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 26 March, 2015 This dude is the real victim, he's the double in Only 1 Direction Tribute band, I am trying to work out who the rest are meant to be Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Upwind Posted 27 March, 2015 Share Posted 27 March, 2015 Does an article for OK magazine informing the world of his new found contentment Announces plans to wed his current showbiz girlfriend Get married and sell photo’s to OK magazine of the big day Attempts a solo album of new material (written for him by Gary Barlow) Gets caught taking drugs and drinking to excess Cheats on his new wife and announces a trial separation Attempts a second solo album after the first was semi-successful Second solo album flunks badly More drugs and drinking – puts on weight Goes into rehab for drink and drugs addiction. Comes out of rehab and says he is a new man Gets back with wife declaring his love Declares comeback tour with One Direction begin cycle......... See................... solo career planned... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3014228/Zayn-Malik-confirms-embark-solo-career-leaving-One-Direction-normal-22-year-old-spotlight.html At least he is not lost to us all forever.................Bearsy will be relieved... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadoldgit Posted 29 March, 2015 Share Posted 29 March, 2015 This dude is the real victim, he's the double in Only 1 Direction Tribute band, I am trying to work out who the rest are meant to be They look like members of Tottenham's youth academy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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