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We've won it 3 times, we've won it 3 times

The profit transfer window trophy

We've won it 3 times

 

Your business model is unstainable

(You're so sh*t it's unbelievable)

 

Our balance sheet, is better than yours

Our balance sheet is better than yours

We've got a transfer window net profit

Our balance sheet is better than yours

(I've got a shed that's bigger than this)

 

Any more?

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Panic on the streets of Totton

Panic on the streets of Bursledon

I wonder to myself

Would life ever be sane again

 

Burn down the Glasgow

Hang blessed Saint Robbie

Because the whinges they constantly post

They say nothing to me about my team

Hang blessed Saint Robbie

Because the whinges they constantly post

On Eastleigh side-streets that you lurk round

The provincial views you write down

Hang Saint, hang Saint Robbie, hang Saint Robbie

Hang Saint, hang Saint Robbie, hang Saint Robbie

Hang Saint Robbiiieeee

Hang Saint Robbbiiieee

Hang Saint Robbbiiieee

Hang Saint Robbbiiieee

Hang Saint, hang Saint Robbie, hang Saint Robbie

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  • 2 years later...

When Kurger said

we're a small club in the premiership

ohh words cant describe how we feel when he's talking sh*te

We gotta sell to buy

we post record profits all the time

that's why we sing this song

for the corporate governance at Southampton

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You never close your ears when a bid comes in,

And there's no relentlessness in your Liverpool trips,

Your not trying to show it (Leslie)

But Leslie, Leslie we know it

You've lost that winning feeling,

Whoa that winning feeling,

We've lost that winning feeling, that winning feeling,

Now its gone, gone ,gone,

 

Bring back that winning feeling,

That winning feeling.

Cos its gone gone gone,

and you can't go on, Leslie

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We've won it 3 times, we've won it 3 times

The profit transfer window trophy

We've won it 3 times

 

Your business model is unstainable

(You're so sh*t it's unbelievable)

 

Our balance sheet, is better than yours

Our balance sheet is better than yours

We've got a transfer window net profit

Our balance sheet is better than yours

(I've got a shed that's bigger than this)

 

Any more?

 

Would love to hear this to the tune of Billy Bragg's 'A New England'...

 

Well, there will be a time when the team wins

There will be times when the team loses

Oh the Southampton team plays today

Will you attend the match with your ticket in hand?

If you have a pint of alcoholic beverage before the match,

Have a glass of water afterwards to avoid a hangover the next day

Shane Long is a quick player he'll score a goal today

Danny Ings is a striker who'll score a goal today

Cedric Soares defends, as does Matty Targett

Alex McCarthy our goalkeeper, dear goalkeeper,

So yes there will be a day when the team wins

and there will come a day when the team loses

 

repeat

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  • 2 months later...

I had a hotdog at the St Mary's Stadium

But I obviously didn't attend for the hotdogs

I attended to watch the match of football

Which I remember was Southampton versus another side

Goals were scored and there was even a throw in

Throw in, throw in, throw yourself in

Gabbiadini, Gabbiadini

Ooooooooooooooh

I attended to watch the match of football

 

 

 

to the tune of Another one bites the dust

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From Leauge 1 into Europe, I didn’t think that it would stop,

But the fat b!t ch she got greedy and she clearly eats a lot.

 

Now got Jisheng and his daughter Nelly, they’re both fu cking skint,

Why don’t you f uck off back to China and take the f ucking hint.

 

allez allez allez

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Get down deeper and down

Down down deeper and down

Down down deeper and down

Get down deeper and down

I want all the world to see

To see you're laughing, and you're laughing at me

I can take it all from you

Again again again again

Again again again and deeper and down

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We got a half priced Wesley hoedt

And loads and loads of other Shiite

A black box, Canadian cock a beaded striker who is a crock

A boufal

A claise

Mohamed elyanoussi

Danny ings

Harry Reed

Kat sold us for her greed

We blame the mush called Leslie Reed

 

We got a supporters group, a twitter bio

Your match experience makes you smile

No wins at home? What does it matter?

You can have a pre match sharing platter

 

God bless saints fc

Viva saints fc

Long live saints fc

C’est magnifique saints fc

Magnifiue saints fc

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From Leauge 1 into Europe, I didn’t think that it would stop,

But the fat b!t ch she got greedy and she clearly eats a lot.

 

Now got Jisheng and his daughter Nelly, they’re both fu cking skint,

Why don’t you f uck off back to China and take the f ucking hint.

 

allez allez allez

 

Classy.

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