Turkish Posted 23 August, 2017 Share Posted 23 August, 2017 To the tune of the old Paultons Park advert It's a hoot hoot, with Wesley Hoedt The greatest Dutch defender at St Mary's It's a hoot hoot, with Wesley Hoedt He f****** hates Pompey Clap clap clap clap clap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angelman Posted 23 August, 2017 Share Posted 23 August, 2017 WTF is the tune of the old Paultons Park advert??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericb Posted 23 August, 2017 Share Posted 23 August, 2017 WTF is the tune of the old Paultons Park advert??? It'a HOOT HOOT at Paulton's Park. anyone living in Hampshire during the 80s or 90s would instantly know it. Saw one on twitter today i thought was funny (because it was so sh*t) to the tune of this (and with the correct pronunciation of Fonte) "Who is Fonte? Jose can't Hoedt me, can't Hoedt me, no more" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 23 August, 2017 Share Posted 23 August, 2017 WTF is the tune of the old Paultons Park advert??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shurlock Posted 23 August, 2017 Share Posted 23 August, 2017 No flies on you, shtickmeister. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 23 August, 2017 Share Posted 23 August, 2017 No flies on you, shtickmeister. No flies on trousers? On the contrary my shtickradar chum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaptopSaint Posted 23 August, 2017 Share Posted 23 August, 2017 Wesley plays for Saints In defence with Jack and Yoshi And the Spiders from Mars He plays on the left He plays on the right He heads the ball so far He's just like Beckenbauer Hoedt let the dog's out? Hoedt Hoedt Hoedt Hoedt It's a mashup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angelman Posted 23 August, 2017 Share Posted 23 August, 2017 It'a HOOT HOOT at Paulton's Park. anyone living in Hampshire during the 80s or 90s would instantly know it. Born in Hampshire in the 70s, lived here up until the early 90s, before working abroad and still not heard it. The Youtube clip brings no memories of it either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKD Posted 23 August, 2017 Share Posted 23 August, 2017 It's Wesley, you knowwwwwwww Signed in this transfer Windowwwww We hate Pompey, we hate Pompey Clap Clap Clap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted 23 August, 2017 Share Posted 23 August, 2017 he plays centre left he plays centre riiiiiight wesley hoot makes virgil look shyte 'we hate pompey' at the end for good measure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChudSaint Posted 23 August, 2017 Share Posted 23 August, 2017 Les Read went to Holland To have a cheeky toot He came back with a centre half His name is Wesley Hoedt I know he bought him from Italy, but he is Dutch and so using artistic licence to get the rhyme... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKD Posted 23 August, 2017 Share Posted 23 August, 2017 Wesley Whaooo Wesley Whaooo He signed from Lazio To Liverpool he'll go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GGalpin Posted 23 August, 2017 Share Posted 23 August, 2017 Oh Wesley Hoedt to the tune of Seven Nation Army by The White Stripes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted 23 August, 2017 Share Posted 23 August, 2017 wesley hoot, hoot, hoot push pineapple shake a tree wesley hoot hoot hoot he joined the southampton army plays centre back in the left or the right wesley hoot hoot hoot thinks pompey are f-ing shyte clap clap clap clap (very fast) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 23 August, 2017 Share Posted 23 August, 2017 Feeling Hot Hot Hot by the Merrymen, surely! (With Hoedt, not 'hot' obviously) Get the Chapel singing "Ole Ole, Ole Ole" etc Then squeeze in something about hating Pompey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
percy windham Posted 23 August, 2017 Share Posted 23 August, 2017 Hoedt are you? Hoedt Hoedt! Hoedt Hoedt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrfahaji Posted 23 August, 2017 Share Posted 23 August, 2017 That Paulton's Park advert doesn't ring a bell, sounds more like a budget Jamiroquai tribute act. I remember one that finished more along the lines of "Paulton's Park, it's a HOOT HOOT!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 23 August, 2017 Share Posted 23 August, 2017 I close my eyes and see you before me Think I would die, if you were to join Pompey A fool could see just how much I adore you I'd get down on my knees, I'd do anything for you I don't want anybody else When I think about Hoedt, I touch myself To the tune of "I touch myself". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 23 August, 2017 Share Posted 23 August, 2017 That Paulton's Park advert doesn't ring a bell, sounds more like a budget Jamiroquai tribute act. I remember one that finished more along the lines of "Paulton's Park, it's a HOOT HOOT!" That one does finish like that (I didn't recognise the first 28 seconds either) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 23 August, 2017 Share Posted 23 August, 2017 Can anyone do anything clever with this one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gphutchings Posted 23 August, 2017 Share Posted 23 August, 2017 Oh Wesley Hoedt to the tune of Seven Nation Army by The White StripesAnother one???? We were singing that for Yoshi at the weekend. Sent from my SM-G928F using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gphutchings Posted 23 August, 2017 Share Posted 23 August, 2017 wesley hoot, hoot, hoot push pineapple shake a tree wesley hoot hoot hoot he joined the southampton army plays centre back in the left or the right wesley hoot hoot hoot thinks pompey are f-ing shyte clap clap clap clap (very fast)I like that, a lot!! Sent from my SM-G928F using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krissyboy31 Posted 23 August, 2017 Share Posted 23 August, 2017 Surely has to be something to the Robin Hood tune? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 23 August, 2017 Share Posted 23 August, 2017 Surely has to be something to the Robin Hood tune? Nice idea.... so, the original lyrics to start with then... Robin Hood, Robin Hood, riding through the glen Robin Hood, Robin Hood, with his band of men Feared by the bad, loved by the good Robin Hood, Robin Hood, Robin Hood Over to the SWF Tim Rices of this world... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richard Posted 23 August, 2017 Share Posted 23 August, 2017 Surely has to be something to the Robin Hood tune? Wesley Hoedt, Wesley Hoedt, Playing for the saints, WH,WH, Centre of defence, He's gonna stop you scoring and he hates Pompey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GGalpin Posted 23 August, 2017 Share Posted 23 August, 2017 Another one???? We were singing that for Yoshi at the weekend. Sent from my SM-G928F using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilchards Posted 23 August, 2017 Share Posted 23 August, 2017 Nice idea.... so, the original lyrics to start with then... Robin Hood, Robin Hood, riding through the glen Robin Hood, Robin Hood, with his band of men Feared by the bad, loved by the good Robin Hood, Robin Hood, Robin Hood Over to the SWF Tim Rices of this world... That would be good if we actually signed Robin Hood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrfahaji Posted 23 August, 2017 Share Posted 23 August, 2017 That one does finish like that (I didn't recognise the first 28 seconds either) Actually, the one you posted finishes with "it's a hoot hoot, at Paulton's Park", I'm sure the one I remember was the other way round Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted 23 August, 2017 Share Posted 23 August, 2017 Actually, the one you posted finishes with "it's a hoot hoot, at Paulton's Park", I'm sure the one I remember was the other way round you are right. there was an older song that started with 'hoot hoot' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 23 August, 2017 Share Posted 23 August, 2017 That would be good if we actually signed Robin Hood Actually, now you mention it, it's a shame we didn't sign Friar Tuck. Much more comedy rhyming potential there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niceandfriendly Posted 23 August, 2017 Share Posted 23 August, 2017 Wesley Hoedt Wesley Hoedt Signed for the Saints yesterday On a 5 year deal Two years longer than most players sign at new clubs So that's got to be a good thing Wesley Hoedt Centre back for Netherlands Now a Southampton player Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minsk Posted 23 August, 2017 Share Posted 23 August, 2017 Nice idea.... so, the original lyrics to start with then... Robin Hood, Robin Hood, riding through the glen Robin Hood, Robin Hood, with his band of men Feared by the bad, loved by the good Robin Hood, Robin Hood, Robin Hood Over to the SWF Tim Rices of this world... Wesley Hoedt, Wesley Hoedt, a beast in the air Wesley Hoedt, Weley Hoedt, wins the ball everywhere Great at the back, and he gets us goals Wesley Hoedt, Wesley Hoedt, Wesley Hoedt Or, for the haters/knockers... Wesley Hoedt, Wesley Hoedt, gave away a pen Wesley Hoedt, Weley Hoedt, like having Fonte back again Scored an own goal, this fella has to go Wesley Hoedt, Wesley Hoedt, Wesley Hoedt Although, personally, I like the 'Who let the dogs out' tune: Who cleared the ball out? Hoedt, Hoedt, Hoedt, Hoedt Who won the header? Hoedt, Hoedt, Hoedt, Hoedt Who's the best defender? Hoedt, Hoedt, Hoedt, Hoedt Who scored that worldy? Hoedt, Hoedt, Hoedt, Hoedt I'm sure there could be many more variants...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcbendy Posted 23 August, 2017 Share Posted 23 August, 2017 When you walk through a storm, hold your Hoedt up high And don't be afraid of the dark At the end of the storm, there's a golden sky And the sweet, silver song of a lark Walk on through the wind Walk on through the rain Though your dreams be tossed and blown Walk on, walk on With Hoedt in your hearts And you'll never walk alone You'll never walk alone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolan Posted 23 August, 2017 Share Posted 23 August, 2017 To u2's elevation Hoooo-ooooooot, Hoooo-ooooooot Of southampton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Katalinic's 'tache Posted 23 August, 2017 Share Posted 23 August, 2017 Don't mess with my Hoedt Hoedt... (as per the Denise LaSalle classic) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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