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The moment when Ralph realises that his PowerPoint graph showing the direction that the club is going in has been inserted upside down...

Les announcing that we haven't reinvested the vvd money from left to right

1) damn, I could have pocketed that money

2) brilliant, that's a third of my debt sorted

3) when am I getting my inheritance

4) just heard that you can get relegated. That doesn't happen in ice hockey. Most confused.

Gao: Wonderful!! Liverpool on the TV what a treat!!

It was the assumption by Toon Saint that the 'rabdom' Chinese woman was a prostitute and the accompanying language that I found offensive. All too often this assumption is made and it becomes tiresome and offensive.

WTF i don't think most people assume all chinese women are prostitutes?? perhaps your assumption that most people consider chinese women to prostitutes is actually a far worse statement............stick that in your PC pipe and smoke it!!.........................this is also clearly intended as a joke in case you PC filter is on the blink.

Gao: So just explain again how your father made his profit?

Kat: Well, the team starts in League one, so you have to get relegated to there, which will take two years. Then you return to the premiership but getting promoted in subsequent years.

Gao: And your fathers profit?

Kat: Once the team reached the Premiership his investment had jumped by 1333 %

Gao: And thats the business model we have now?

Kat: Errrrrrr, Yes, yes it is.

Gao: Ahhhh, Loverly, Jubbly.

It was the assumption by Toon Saint that the 'rabdom' Chinese woman was a prostitute and the accompanying language that I found offensive. All too often this assumption is made and it becomes tiresome and offensive.

I think that Ralph Krueger is a prostitute...