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    Default Song for Ralph?

    Lots of options for rhyming

    This may arouse some
    https://forvo.com/word/ralph_hasenhüttl/
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    Hassenhuttl's barmy army
    (we hate Pompey)
    Hassenhuttl's barmy army
    (we hate Pompey)

    And lots of clapping whilst that is being sung too.

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    Rabbit, Rabbit as his surname in English is Rabbithut.

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    Do do do do-do do-do do do

    Do do do do-do do-do do do

    Do do do do-do do-do do do

    Do do do do-do do-do do do

    Hasen-huttl

    Do do do do-do do-do do do

    Do do do do-do do-do do do

    Do do do do-do do-do do do

    Do do do do-do do-do do do

    Hasen-huttl

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    Get into them, **** them up


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    Ultravox Vienna

    He f*cking hates Pompey, he f*cking hates Pompey
    hassenhuttl.......

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    We got two Ralph's, how **** must we be, we got two Ralph's

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    Here a Ralph, there a Ralph, every ****ing where a Ralph

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    To the tune of Despacito:

    Hasenhuttle - his name is Hasenhuttle,
    He's a chief with pressing football,
    The manager of SFC!

    OR... to the tune of The Power of Love (FGTH, Gabrielle Aplin, Dalton Harris)

    With Ralph Hasenhuttle,
    Saints play pressing football,
    Keeping clean sheets
    And scor-ing goals!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toomer View Post
    Rabbit, Rabbit as his surname in English is Rabbithut.
    Therefore he shall be known as Hutch, by extension whatever song we sing should be it the tune off Wallace & Grommet (Were Rabbit), there you go, all sorted!

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    What about something to the tune of Chas and Dave’s “rabbit”. Along the lines of

    ‘He’s got style”

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    There’s only two Ralph’s at our club,
    singing a song in the Hassentitil wonderland.

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    Nicked from Twitter but the best i've seen so far

    We got Hasenhüttl-hoff
    Austrian Hasenhüttl-hoff
    Just don’t think you understand
    Drives kit as a car
    ****s Pamela
    We got Ralph Hasenhüttl-hoff


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    Oh Ralphie Ralphie,
    Ralphie Ralphie Ralphie Ralphie
    Hasenhutmdgmdgmd mumble.

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    10 green bottles:

    Hasenhuttl, pressing left and right
    Hasenhuttl, wearing red and white
    And if Hasenhuttl ends up being sh1te
    Then Saints and Hasenhuttl, going down without a fight

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    Ok, to the tune on the Boney M classic Ra Ra Rasputin....

    Ralph Ralph Hassinhuttl
    Austria’s high press machine
    A bit like Klopp
    But less of a knob.

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    Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Hassenhuttl
    I wanna know oh oh oh oh oh if you’ll keep us up

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    Les Reed got the Sack
    Mark Hughes got the Sack
    We’ve got Hasenhüttl to save us
    Now thank xxxx for that!

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    Hasenhuttl,
    Can he fix saints?
    Hassenhuttl
    Yes he can!

    I hope it’s true too!

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    Ralph Hasenhuttl he is the one for meeeee (Yannick Bolasie runs down the wing for me)

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    Run rabbit, run rabbit
    Run! Run! Run!
    Run rabbit, run rabbit
    Run! Run! Run!
    Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!
    Shoot the Pompey Scum
    Run rabbit, run rabbit
    Run! Run! Run!

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    Kruger went to Europe to buy an apple strudel
    Instead he got a manager called Ralph Hassenhuttl

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    Hasen Hasen
    Huttl Huttl
    Hasen Hasen
    Ralph is Hasenhuttl
    Manager
    Hasen Hasen
    Huttle


    to the tune of Auld Lang Syne

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    Ohhhhh Klopps missus is a slapper, she works the streets of Bootle,
    And when she's ****ging Jurgen, she thinks of Hasenhüttl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Turkish View Post
    Kruger went to Europe to buy an apple strudel
    Instead he got a manager called Ralph Hassenhuttl
    I like it but I just know I will **** the last bit up.

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    Default Song for Ralph?

    Quote Originally Posted by Turkish View Post
    Kruger went to Europe to buy an apple strudel
    Instead he got a manager called Ralph Hassenhuttl
    Brilliant, although would swap ‘called’ for ‘his name is’

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    Hassehuttl’s red and white army....

    He hates Pompey..


    Clap clap clap

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    Quote Originally Posted by iansums View Post
    Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Hassenhuttl
    I wanna know oh oh oh oh oh if you’ll keep us up
    Love the Austrian tie-in here

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    This. Simples.
    Quote Originally Posted by Batman View Post
    Hassehuttl’s red and white army....

    He hates Pompey..


    Clap clap clap
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    Quote Originally Posted by Turkish View Post
    Kruger went to Europe to buy an apple strudel
    Instead he got a manager called Ralph Hassenhuttl
    Love this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saint_clark View Post
    Ohhhhh Klopps missus is a slapper, she works the streets of Bootle,
    And when she's ****ging Jurgen, she thinks of Hasenhüttl.
    Very wrong but amusing.

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    Hasenhüttl where ever you maybe,
    Fritzl's basement was in your country.

    But it could be worse,
    You could be from Pompey,

    Noncing up your family tree.

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    We needed a new leader, so Krueger looked on Google
    He typed in decent manager and up came Hasenhuttl
    He sounded like the business, and he was mates with Klopp
    So he gave the bloke a phone call, and offered him the job

    To the Gabbiadini/Lamborghini tune of course

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    Can we do the Hasenhüttl Shuffle?

    No words, just everyone stands and shuffles two foot to the left and then two foot to the right.

    One person doing it would look like an utter idiot, but the whole of the Northam doing it would look (and sound) immense. (I mean, still idiots, but cool, noisy and different idiots).


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    Quote Originally Posted by Saint_clark View Post
    Ohhhhh Klopps missus is a slapper, she works the streets of Bootle,
    And when she's ****ging Jurgen, she thinks of Hasenhüttl.
    Again, wrong but very very good

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    I liked the old “they’ve got Whittingham, we’ve got Pochettino, Pochettino, etc

    Jacket and Hasenhuttl fit that

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    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eVrklh_myx8

    My Oh My by Slade

    I believe, in Ralphy, my oh my
    I believe, in Ralphy, my oh my
    He’s no Moysey, or Big Sam
    Try and catch us, if you can
    I believe, in Ralphy, my oh my

    1) simple, even saints can remember it
    2) can’t speed it up with clapping

    Open to changing third line if people have other ideas

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    From Austria, with a plan

    Better third line.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saint_Randell View Post
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eVrklh_myx8

    My Oh My by Slade

    I believe, in Ralphy, my oh my
    I believe, in Ralphy, my oh my
    He’s no Moysey, or Big Sam
    Try and catch us, if you can
    I believe, in Ralphy, my oh my

    1) simple, even saints can remember it
    2) can’t speed it up with clapping

    Open to changing third line if people have other ideas
    “I believe, in Ralphy, my oh my
    I believe, in Ralphy, my oh my
    From Austria, with a plan
    Hasenhuttl, is our man
    I believe, in Ralphy, my oh my”

    That’s the one.

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    Default Hare not rabbit

    Quote Originally Posted by Toomer View Post
    Rabbit, Rabbit as his surname in English is Rabbithut.

    It actually means Hare Hut. Can run faster than a rabbit!

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    Kruger went to Europe
    to buy an apple strudel
    Instead he got a Gaffer
    He's name is Hassenhuttl

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    Red bull said please stay
    He said **** off no way
    I'm of to sign for saints and I will make them play
    He got fat Charlie running and Redmond scoring goals
    Soon we'll be back in Europe laughing at the pompey trolls

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    Quote Originally Posted by whelk View Post
    Brilliant, although would swap ‘called’ for ‘his name is’
    Drop the Raiph bit too and stick with Hassenhuttl

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hatch View Post
    Run rabbit, run rabbit
    Run! Run! Run!
    Run rabbit, run rabbit
    Run! Run! Run!
    Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!
    Shoot the Pompey Scum
    Run rabbit, run rabbit
    Run! Run! Run!
    Better as

    Run Saints Run Saints
    Run! Run! Run!
    Or Rabbits gonna Shoot you with his
    Gun! Gun! Gun!
    Bang! Bang! Bang!
    And lazy players are gone
    Run Saints Run Saints
    Run! Run! Run!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Turkish View Post
    Kruger went to Europe to buy an apple strudel
    Instead he got a manager called Ralph Hassenhuttl
    Love it!! can see myself, after a few beers tomorrow, singing this one!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saint Without a Halo View Post
    Better as

    Run Saints Run Saints
    Run! Run! Run!
    Or Rabbits gonna Shoot you with his
    Gun! Gun! Gun!
    Bang! Bang! Bang!
    And lazy players are gone
    Run Saints Run Saints
    Run! Run! Run!
    Let's stick with the Pompey version as we hate Pompey, don't we?

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    Quote Originally Posted by red&white56 View Post
    Let's stick with the Pompey version as we hate Pompey, don't we?

    It seemed more appropriate now! Re Pompey a pretty irrelevant club now to be fair i wouldnt want to give them the idea they
    Count for much yet!

    I might notice them again if they ever get into the top half of the Championship

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    Ralph, Ralph Has, Ralph Hasenhuttl.
    Ralph, Ralph Has, Ralph Hasenhuttl.
    Ralph, Ralph Has, Ralph Hasenhuttl.
    Ralph, Ralph Has, Ralph Hasenhuttl.

    To the tune of Du Hast by Rammstein.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marching Halos View Post
    Kruger went to Europe
    to buy an apple strudel
    Instead he got a Gaffer
    He's name is Hassenhuttl
    Kruger went to Europe
    to buy an apple strudel
    Instead he bought a Manager
    He's name is Hassenhuttl

    He presses up the left flank
    He presses up the right
    And when he takes us up the league we'll sing this song all night!

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