Song for Ralph?

**whelk** · 03-12-2018, 06:08 PM

Lots of options for rhyming

This may arouse some
https://forvo.com/word/ralph_hasenhüttl/

**Pamplemousse** · 03-12-2018, 06:15 PM

Hassenhuttl's barmy army
(we hate Pompey)
Hassenhuttl's barmy army
(we hate Pompey)

And lots of clapping whilst that is being sung too.

**Toomer** · 03-12-2018, 06:25 PM

Rabbit, Rabbit as his surname in English is Rabbithut.

**CB Fry** · 03-12-2018, 06:31 PM

Do do do do-do do-do do do

Do do do do-do do-do do do

Do do do do-do do-do do do

Do do do do-do do-do do do

Hasen-huttl

Do do do do-do do-do do do

Do do do do-do do-do do do

Do do do do-do do-do do do

Do do do do-do do-do do do

Hasen-huttl

**Cabbage_Face** · 03-12-2018, 07:13 PM

Get into them, **** them up

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**Turkish** · 03-12-2018, 09:53 PM

Ultravox Vienna

He f*cking hates Pompey, he f*cking hates Pompey
hassenhuttl.......

**Noodles34** · 03-12-2018, 10:50 PM

We got two Ralph's, how **** must we be, we got two Ralph's

**Noodles34** · 03-12-2018, 10:51 PM

Here a Ralph, there a Ralph, every ****ing where a Ralph

**SaintJackoInHurworth** · 03-12-2018, 11:01 PM

To the tune of Despacito:

Hasenhuttle - his name is Hasenhuttle,
He's a chief with pressing football,
The manager of SFC!

OR... to the tune of The Power of Love (FGTH, Gabrielle Aplin, Dalton Harris)

With Ralph Hasenhuttle,
Saints play pressing football,
Keeping clean sheets
And scor-ing goals!

**Toussaint** · 04-12-2018, 07:09 AM

Originally Posted by Toomer

Rabbit, Rabbit as his surname in English is Rabbithut.

Therefore he shall be known as Hutch, by extension whatever song we sing should be it the tune off Wallace & Grommet (Were Rabbit), there you go, all sorted!

**Portugalsaint** · 04-12-2018, 08:50 AM

What about something to the tune of Chas and Dave’s “rabbit”. Along the lines of

‘He’s got style”

**Pilchards** · 04-12-2018, 09:53 AM

There’s only two Ralph’s at our club,
singing a song in the Hassentitil wonderland.

**ericb** · 04-12-2018, 12:30 PM

Nicked from Twitter but the best i've seen so far

We got Hasenhüttl-hoff
Austrian Hasenhüttl-hoff
Just don’t think you understand
Drives kit as a car
****s Pamela
We got Ralph Hasenhüttl-hoff

**Justin Cider** · 04-12-2018, 12:41 PM

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9rH5HiBd8bM

**ooh it's a corner** · 04-12-2018, 01:01 PM

Oh Ralphie Ralphie,
Ralphie Ralphie Ralphie Ralphie
Hasenhutmdgmdgmd mumble.

**mrfahaji** · 04-12-2018, 04:16 PM

10 green bottles:

Hasenhuttl, pressing left and right
Hasenhuttl, wearing red and white
And if Hasenhuttl ends up being sh1te
Then Saints and Hasenhuttl, going down without a fight

**Stud mark of doom** · 04-12-2018, 06:32 PM

Ok, to the tune on the Boney M classic Ra Ra Rasputin....

Ralph Ralph Hassinhuttl
Austria’s high press machine
A bit like Klopp
But less of a knob.

**iansums** · 04-12-2018, 06:35 PM

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Hassenhuttl
I wanna know oh oh oh oh oh if you’ll keep us up

**The Fat Controller** · 04-12-2018, 06:58 PM

Les Reed got the Sack
Mark Hughes got the Sack
We’ve got Hasenhüttl to save us
Now thank xxxx for that!

**SaintZamboni** · 04-12-2018, 10:55 PM

Hasenhuttl,
Can he fix saints?
Hassenhuttl
Yes he can!

I hope it’s true too!

**saintwbu** · 04-12-2018, 11:00 PM

Ralph Hasenhuttl he is the one for meeeee (Yannick Bolasie runs down the wing for me)

**Hatch** · 05-12-2018, 09:41 AM

Run rabbit, run rabbit
Run! Run! Run!
Run rabbit, run rabbit
Run! Run! Run!
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!
Shoot the Pompey Scum
Run rabbit, run rabbit
Run! Run! Run!

**Turkish** · 05-12-2018, 10:00 AM

Kruger went to Europe to buy an apple strudel
Instead he got a manager called Ralph Hassenhuttl

**niceandfriendly** · 05-12-2018, 10:24 AM

Hasen Hasen
Huttl Huttl
Hasen Hasen
Ralph is Hasenhuttl
Manager
Hasen Hasen
Huttle

to the tune of Auld Lang Syne

**Saint_clark** · 05-12-2018, 10:26 AM

Ohhhhh Klopps missus is a slapper, she works the streets of Bootle,
And when she's ****ging Jurgen, she thinks of Hasenhüttl.

**Pilchards** · 05-12-2018, 11:18 AM

Originally Posted by Turkish

Kruger went to Europe to buy an apple strudel
Instead he got a manager called Ralph Hassenhuttl

I like it but I just know I will **** the last bit up.

**whelk** · 05-12-2018, 11:22 AM

Originally Posted by Turkish

Kruger went to Europe to buy an apple strudel
Instead he got a manager called Ralph Hassenhuttl

Brilliant, although would swap ‘called’ for ‘his name is’

**Batman** · 05-12-2018, 11:44 AM

Hassehuttl’s red and white army....

He hates Pompey..

Clap clap clap

**DuncanRG** · 05-12-2018, 11:59 AM

Originally Posted by iansums

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Hassenhuttl
I wanna know oh oh oh oh oh if you’ll keep us up

Love the Austrian tie-in here

**Shroppie** · 05-12-2018, 12:01 PM

This. Simples.

Originally Posted by Batman

Hassehuttl’s red and white army....

He hates Pompey..

Clap clap clap

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**Shroppie** · 05-12-2018, 12:03 PM

Originally Posted by Turkish

Kruger went to Europe to buy an apple strudel
Instead he got a manager called Ralph Hassenhuttl

Love this.

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**Shroppie** · 05-12-2018, 12:04 PM

Originally Posted by Saint_clark

Ohhhhh Klopps missus is a slapper, she works the streets of Bootle,
And when she's ****ging Jurgen, she thinks of Hasenhüttl.

Very wrong but amusing.

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**ericb** · 05-12-2018, 12:43 PM

Hasenhüttl where ever you maybe,
Fritzl's basement was in your country.

But it could be worse,
You could be from Pompey,

Noncing up your family tree.

**Son of Bob** · 05-12-2018, 01:51 PM

We needed a new leader, so Krueger looked on Google
He typed in decent manager and up came Hasenhuttl
He sounded like the business, and he was mates with Klopp
So he gave the bloke a phone call, and offered him the job

To the Gabbiadini/Lamborghini tune of course

**Polaroid Saint** · 05-12-2018, 05:29 PM

Can we do the Hasenhüttl Shuffle?

No words, just everyone stands and shuffles two foot to the left and then two foot to the right.

One person doing it would look like an utter idiot, but the whole of the Northam doing it would look (and sound) immense. (I mean, still idiots, but cool, noisy and different idiots).

**Nick75Sfc** · 05-12-2018, 05:43 PM

Originally Posted by Saint_clark

Ohhhhh Klopps missus is a slapper, she works the streets of Bootle,
And when she's ****ging Jurgen, she thinks of Hasenhüttl.

Again, wrong but very very good

**beatlesaint** · 05-12-2018, 05:48 PM

I liked the old “they’ve got Whittingham, we’ve got Pochettino, Pochettino, etc

Jacket and Hasenhuttl fit that

**Saint_Randell** · 05-12-2018, 08:13 PM

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eVrklh_myx8

My Oh My by Slade

I believe, in Ralphy, my oh my
I believe, in Ralphy, my oh my
He’s no Moysey, or Big Sam
Try and catch us, if you can
I believe, in Ralphy, my oh my

1) simple, even saints can remember it
2) can’t speed it up with clapping

Open to changing third line if people have other ideas

**Saint_Randell** · 05-12-2018, 08:39 PM

From Austria, with a plan

Better third line.

**Saint_Randell** · 06-12-2018, 10:01 PM

Originally Posted by Saint_Randell

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eVrklh_myx8

My Oh My by Slade

I believe, in Ralphy, my oh my
I believe, in Ralphy, my oh my
He’s no Moysey, or Big Sam
Try and catch us, if you can
I believe, in Ralphy, my oh my

1) simple, even saints can remember it
2) can’t speed it up with clapping

Open to changing third line if people have other ideas

“I believe, in Ralphy, my oh my
I believe, in Ralphy, my oh my
From Austria, with a plan
Hasenhuttl, is our man
I believe, in Ralphy, my oh my”

That’s the one.

**Poggs** · 06-12-2018, 10:09 PM

Originally Posted by Toomer

Rabbit, Rabbit as his surname in English is Rabbithut.

It actually means Hare Hut. Can run faster than a rabbit!

**Marching Halos** · 06-12-2018, 10:11 PM

Kruger went to Europe
to buy an apple strudel
Instead he got a Gaffer
He's name is Hassenhuttl

**simo** · 06-12-2018, 10:35 PM

Red bull said please stay
He said **** off no way
I'm of to sign for saints and I will make them play
He got fat Charlie running and Redmond scoring goals
Soon we'll be back in Europe laughing at the pompey trolls

**Saint Without a Halo** · 07-12-2018, 10:37 AM

Originally Posted by whelk

Brilliant, although would swap ‘called’ for ‘his name is’

Drop the Raiph bit too and stick with Hassenhuttl

**Saint Without a Halo** · 07-12-2018, 10:42 AM

Originally Posted by Hatch

Run rabbit, run rabbit
Run! Run! Run!
Run rabbit, run rabbit
Run! Run! Run!
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!
Shoot the Pompey Scum
Run rabbit, run rabbit
Run! Run! Run!

Better as

Run Saints Run Saints
Run! Run! Run!
Or Rabbits gonna Shoot you with his
Gun! Gun! Gun!
Bang! Bang! Bang!
And lazy players are gone
Run Saints Run Saints
Run! Run! Run!

**red&white56** · 07-12-2018, 10:49 AM

Originally Posted by Turkish

Kruger went to Europe to buy an apple strudel
Instead he got a manager called Ralph Hassenhuttl

Love it!! can see myself, after a few beers tomorrow, singing this one!!

**red&white56** · 07-12-2018, 10:51 AM

Originally Posted by Saint Without a Halo

Better as

Run Saints Run Saints
Run! Run! Run!
Or Rabbits gonna Shoot you with his
Gun! Gun! Gun!
Bang! Bang! Bang!
And lazy players are gone
Run Saints Run Saints
Run! Run! Run!

Let's stick with the Pompey version as we hate Pompey, don't we?

**Saint Without a Halo** · 07-12-2018, 10:59 AM

Originally Posted by red&white56

Let's stick with the Pompey version as we hate Pompey, don't we?

It seemed more appropriate now! Re Pompey a pretty irrelevant club now to be fair i wouldnt want to give them the idea they
Count for much yet!

I might notice them again if they ever get into the top half of the Championship

**Unbelievable Jeff** · 07-12-2018, 11:08 AM

Ralph, Ralph Has, Ralph Hasenhuttl.
Ralph, Ralph Has, Ralph Hasenhuttl.
Ralph, Ralph Has, Ralph Hasenhuttl.
Ralph, Ralph Has, Ralph Hasenhuttl.

To the tune of Du Hast by Rammstein.

**marc_saint** · 07-12-2018, 12:25 PM

Originally Posted by Marching Halos

Kruger went to Europe
to buy an apple strudel
Instead he got a Gaffer
He's name is Hassenhuttl

Kruger went to Europe
to buy an apple strudel
Instead he bought a Manager
He's name is Hassenhuttl

He presses up the left flank
He presses up the right
And when he takes us up the league we'll sing this song all night!

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