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    Quote Originally Posted by marc_saint View Post
    Kruger went to Europe
    to buy an apple strudel
    Instead he bought a Manager
    He's name is Hassenhuttl

    He presses up the left flank
    He presses up the right
    And when he takes us up the league we'll sing this song all night!
    Brilliant - now we have a song for Saturday.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by marc_saint View Post
    Kruger went to Europe
    to buy an apple strudel
    Instead he bought a Manager
    He's name is Hassenhuttl

    He presses up the left flank
    He presses up the right
    And when he takes us up the league we'll sing this song all night!
    Has to be this imo, easy for the crowd to pick up and will get a couple of laughs, perfect.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Unbelievable Jeff View Post
    Ralph, Ralph Has, Ralph Hasenhuttl.
    Ralph, Ralph Has, Ralph Hasenhuttl.
    Ralph, Ralph Has, Ralph Hasenhuttl.
    Ralph, Ralph Has, Ralph Hasenhuttl.

    To the tune of Du Hast by Rammstein.
    The Northam singing Rammstein en masse would be a surreal sight.

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    Oooooo Hasenhuttl,
    Treats ‘em brutal,
    Makes us laugh.
    No more fookin’ shirkers now you’re playing for the shirt,
    He’ll have you climbing mountains and it’s gonna fookin’ hurt!
    Oooooo Hasenhuttl…………..


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    Love the Apple strudel one!!!
    Also just simple Hasenhuttls red and white army...clap clap clap clap...hasenhuttl's red and white army...repeat

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    To wonderwall...


    I said maybe,
    you're gunna be the one that saves me,
    and after all,
    you're Hasenhuttl

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    Quote Originally Posted by marc_saint View Post
    Kruger went to Europe
    to buy an apple strudel
    Instead he bought a Manager
    He's name is Hassenhuttl

    He presses up the left flank
    He presses up the right
    And when he takes us up the league we'll sing this song all night!

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    Serious point though, would anyone go to Europe to buy an apple strudel when you can buy a perfectly adequate one in Tescos? I haven’t checked Sainsbury’s but imagine they also have them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by whelk View Post
    Serious point though, would anyone go to Europe to buy an apple strudel when you can buy a perfectly adequate one in Tescos? I haven’t checked Sainsbury’s but imagine they also have them.
    Excellent point.

    Les Reed's trip to buy a Lambourgini could also have been a bit of a ruse. Must be dealers in London if not locally surely.

    Presumably some of Cortese's trips which ended up bringing players back, were really Silver Spoon Hunting Expeditions?

    Wonder where RaHa will be going to purchase his washing machine in January?

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    How about this very simple number to the tune, inevitably, of Rock Me Amadeus?

    Hasenhuttl, Hasenhuttl, Hasenhuttl,

    Hasenhuttl, Hasenhutl, Hasenhuttl,

    Hasenhuttl, Hasenhutl, oh oh oh, Hasenhuttl

    and then some words instead of a too obvious "Come and rock me Hasenhuttl" which would just be weird.

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    Ooh so Hassenhuttl
    Ooh so Hassenhuttl ja?
    Ooh it's Hassenhuttl
    Huttle is my Hassenhuttl
    Ooh so Hassenhuttl
    Huttle Huttle Huttle Huttle
    Huttle is my Hasenhuttl

    to the tune of Deranged Backlogs by the Flingymen

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    Rampant Ralph’s Red and white Army

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    Quote Originally Posted by marc_saint View Post
    Kruger went to Europe
    to buy an apple strudel
    Instead he bought a Manager
    He's name is Hassenhuttl

    He presses up the left flank
    He presses up the right
    And when he takes us up the league we'll sing this song all night!
    Sorted.

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    Hasenhuttl to the tune of la bamba like Stoke did for Marc Muniesa

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    Some blokes on Sat were trying to get the “ You signed Whittingham” thing going again, but with Jacket and Ralph inserted . Luckily it didn’t catch on as it was a bit pathetic really imo.


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    And its hi ho Hassenhuttl
    Anywhere you go now baby
    I see the saints are shining
    But I won't make a fuss
    Though its obvious

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    we'll carry on through it all
    With Hassenhuttl

    Stone Roses Waterfall

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    Quote Originally Posted by Turkish View Post
    we'll carry on through it all
    With Hassenhuttl

    Stone Roses Waterfall
    ...so good to have equalised

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    Oh Hasenhuttl, to the tune of Seven Nation Army would go down well...

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    Quote Originally Posted by whelk View Post
    ...so good to have equalised
    Top work.

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    Oh! Ralhpie Southampton's a wonderful sight but the players you have
    they are mowastly ****e.
    Supporters are hoping you'll change this quite quick
    If you get us progressing
    Then You'll do the trick
    To the tune Mountains of Mourne

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    Quote Originally Posted by whelk View Post
    ...so good to have equalised
    Chimes on Sunday morn
    Today’s the day he sworn
    To keep all the leads we have blown
    And win at this place we call home

    Now you’re at wheel
    Tell me how, how does it feel
    So good to have equalised
    When we get a win it’ll light up your eyes

    We’ll carry on through it all
    With hassenhuttl

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    The version I saw on FB was:

    Kruger went to Europe,
    To buy an apple strudel,
    Instead he got a gaffer,
    His name is Hasenhuttl

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    His name is Rabbithutch,
    He’s got a masterful touch,
    He’s knicked Danny Ings’s crutch,
    To support the Saints.
    We hate Pompey.

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    Here we go, folks, you'll thank me later....or maybe not. To the tune of Hong Kong Phooey (google it if you're too young)....


    Who is this super hero? Hoedt? No!
    Austin the overweight centre forward? No
    Ralph the mild mannered manager? Could be

    Hasenhuttl, Austrian super guy,
    Hasenhuttl, makes his players cry,
    Oh, hes got style, a groovy smile, won’t let his players stop,
    When the going gets rough, hes super tough
    With the Hasenhuttl chop.

    Hong kong phooey, Austrian super guy,
    Hong kong phooey, quicker than the human eye.

    Imagine the amusement of the person in the crowd starting that off!! Time to get my coat??

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    Quote Originally Posted by supersonic View Post
    To wonderwall...


    I said maybe,
    you're gunna be the one that saves me,
    and after all,
    you're Hasenhuttl
    I thought this too - but:

    “With Danny Rohl
    And Hasenhuttl”


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    First song they played after "THE WIN" yesterday was the old Jay Rodriguez 'just can't get enough' song. Fits Hasenhuttl nicely we thought???

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    I love Ralph and Rohl, put another dime in the jukebox baby

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    The one Patrick Bateman came up with:

    Ralph Hasenhüttle und Danny Röhl
    e i e i o
    Mit und umlaut here, an umlaut there, here an um, there an um, everywhere an umlaut
    Ralph Hasenhüttle und Danny Röhl
    e i e i o

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    Last Christmas, I gave Jay my heart
    But the very next game he gave it away
    This year, to save me from tears
    I'll give it to Hassenhutl


    Shame it was two years ago..

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    I see Mourinho has just left ManU, let’s hope they don’t look in our direction for a replacement..........

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    Quote Originally Posted by SW5 SAINT View Post
    I see Mourinho has just left ManU, let’s hope they don’t look in our direction for a replacement..........
    hmmm, struggling to make that work with any of the usual tunes ;-)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spitz View Post
    hmmm, struggling to make that work with any of the usual tunes ;-)
    Try "My old man's a dustman"...?

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    The chorus of this song has to be one of the best in years for a football anthem.



    Our Ralph! Our Ralph!
    Hasenhüttl
    He's the best manager in the land

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    His name is Ralph Hasenhuttl. Ralph Hasenhuttl. A German sound but he's Southampton bound. Walking in a Ralphie wonderland!

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    He gives us free beer,
    He gives us free beer,
    Ralph Hasenhuttl,
    He gives us free beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by suewhistle View Post
    The one Patrick Bateman came up with:

    Ralph Hasenhüttle und Danny Röhl
    e i e i o
    Mit und umlaut here, an umlaut there, here an um, there an um, everywhere an umlaut
    Ralph Hasenhüttle und Danny Röhl
    e i e i o
    Raplh Hasenhuttel und Danny Rohl doesn't even fit into the song...

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    What about something similar to the old Man City song for Yaya Kolo song. Ralf says "Ya" quite alot in interviews (and I love it) so here it goes:

    "yaya, ya yaya, ya yaya, ya y Hasenhuttl, repeat and repeat. Or something along those lines.

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