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    Quote Originally Posted by norwaysaint View Post
    People who say "myself" instead of "I" or "me".
    People who say haitch (yes, it does need repeating).
    Expensive earphones with small rubber parts that fall off, rendering the whole thing unusable.
    Fat people who do ridiculously ineffective things to look better, instead of the obvious exercising several times a week or eating sensibly (eg women with fake nails and stupid eyelashes, fat men in designer clothes)
    People who aren't cockney, but think it adds something to their character if they use dated cockney rhyming slang.
    Agree with all that except the last bit which is utter pony.

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    By all means use your position to go on tv to proclaim your innocence over having sex with young girls. But please don’t expect people to believe you when you hang out with a pedophile know for procuring young girls for sex.

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    Yeah cos this is exactly what this thread is about. You know what I find annoying is those pesky peadophiles

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    Animal rights activists who berate blind people for having guide dogs. There was one on TV saying that we should not have any working dogs, including sniffer dogs, rescue dogs, police dogs, sheep dogs, etc, as the dogs do not 'consent' to working.

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    Fido, do you want to be a guide dog?
    “Woof”
    Job done.

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    They should at least get minimum wage.

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    Updates

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    Quote Originally Posted by Whitey Grandad View Post
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    Why? What happened?

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    Quote Originally Posted by buctootim View Post
    Why? What happened?


    Program updates mainly. Ever time I open a program have to wait while it updates and then I have to enter my login details all over again. Sometimes it's just change for the sake of change because some teenager thinks it's looking 'tired'.

    Fix the bugs, don't introduce new features that don't work.

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    That I can't seem to buy guacamole from a shop without them putting extra sh*t in it, garlic or cream etc. Cream should be nowhere near it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Manuel View Post
    That I can't seem to buy guacamole from a shop without them putting extra sh*t in it, garlic or cream etc. Cream should be nowhere near it!
    It takes a few minutes to make guacamole, why are you buying it? So much better fresh.

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    A friend of mine posted a picture of their Christmas tree on Facebook this week. It was fully decorated and had presents underneath it. It is still November FFS!

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    When your bank/utility provider/debt collector phones you up, but then spend the next 5 minutes with "security questions" to confirm you are the person they called. Questions like "and you the only King Rameses III at your home?" Yeah, obviously. If you don't believe you got the right number, then maybe don't call me!

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    People who get paint all over light switches or sockets. The same goes for those who tile round them leaving them semi-hidden.

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    Sky Sports transfer countdown clock to the hundredth of a second.

    Talksport calling days ‘Gameday’ incessantly.

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    People who don’t believe in god/Jesus but celebrate Christmas

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    Quote Originally Posted by Turkish View Post
    People who don’t believe in god/Jesus but celebrate Christmas
    People who miss the capitalisation of God.

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    And the love he dishes out.

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    People who try to bring God or Jesus into Christmas celebrations.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Turkish View Post
    People who don’t believe in god/Jesus but celebrate Christmas
    Happy holidays!

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    Cafe's whose breakfast ingredients include "tomato" but when the breakfast comes, has only half a tomato. Half a tomato is not a tomato.

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    McDonald’s straws, seriously useless

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    Quote Originally Posted by Manuel View Post
    Cafe's whose breakfast ingredients include "tomato" but when the breakfast comes, has only half a tomato. Half a tomato is not a tomato.
    Half a tomato is still deadly poisonous. I avoid them whenever possible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Manuel View Post
    Cafe's whose breakfast ingredients include "tomato" but when the breakfast comes, has only half a tomato. Half a tomato is not a tomato.
    Is it just cafes?

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    I'll answer on their behalf. No. it's completely unjust.

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    I find these things quite hazardous. There should be a sign warning people of them...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Whitey Grandad View Post
    Half a tomato is still deadly poisonous. I avoid them whenever possible.
    A friend of mine’s young daughter often says, “never trust a tomato.”

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    People who call winkers "indicators".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raging Bull View Post
    McDonald’s straws, seriously useless
    Easy solution, drink out of the cup like you do in the pub.

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    Sh1t dried out clementines misleadingly being bright orange. And pips

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fan The Flames View Post
    Easy solution, drink out of the cup like you do in the pub.
    Not a good idea for 5 year olds in the car though

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    Talcum Powder

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    5 year olds drinking in cars rather than waiting for the next stop

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    Idiots that pull up in their cars in the dark on the opposite side of the road without switching off their headlights thus blinding oncoming traffic. Cretins.
    Last edited by trousers; 16-01-2020 at 04:12 PM.

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    Hoover on/off buttons that take about 7 presses to work

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    People that have a pop at people that call their vaccuum cleaner a 'hoover' even if it isn't

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    People that have a pop at people that have a pop at people that call their vaccuum cleaner a 'hoover' even if it isn't

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    Quote Originally Posted by Manuel View Post
    People who call winkers "indicators".
    Annoying indicators whose car exhausts are louder than a Boeing 747 taking off.

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    Gao is the majority owner of SFC, Goa is in India.

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    What on earth is he doing in India?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Manuel View Post
    What on earth is he doing in India?
    Dunno. But I ain't going to Goa to find out

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    Anything that comes welded in a hard plastic packaging, requiring you to turn to a power tool just to get the bloody thing out.
    Any company with the word "solutions" in its name.
    Anyone you know who, because they love dogs, think its acceptable to let theirs slobber all over you.
    Anyone who thought Baldrick was the funniest character in Blackadder.
    Anyone who describes themselves as a "musician", but quite clearly is just a layabout who can't be arsed to get a proper job.

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    Wrong thread.
    Last edited by Shroppie; 21-01-2020 at 06:44 PM.

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    People who post on the wrong threads.

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    Redmond!!!! Cracking goal! COYR!

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    People that make up nicknames for players...."Redders", "Bertie" etc.

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    Steeeeeeeeeeeeeve

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marsdinho View Post
    People that make up nicknames for players...."Redders", "Bertie" etc.
    I can't help calling Bertie Bertie. He just looks like a Bertie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Manuel View Post
    I can't help calling Bertie Bertie. He just looks like a Bertie.

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    Mrs Browns Boys winning best comedy at the NTS awards this week. Better than Fleabag? Really?

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