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Just meandering through this thread it struck me that there are 10 Reasons Why Skates FC are the Footballing Equivalent of Greece

1. They don’t pay taxes;

2. The have created a lot of myths;

3. For a long time they were run by corrupt leaders;

4. They have no notable achievements (legal) in living memory;

5. An ancient ruin is their main asset;

6. Fish figure highly in their culture;

7. The authorities have been kind to them;

8. There music is crap;

9. They confuse passion with xenophobia;

10. They talk funny.

 

Sorry, but those two put together did make me chuckle!

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Just meandering through this thread it struck me that there are 10 Reasons Why Skates FC are the Footballing Equivalent of Greece

1. They don’t pay taxes;

2. The have created a lot of myths;

3. For a long time they were run by corrupt leaders;

4. They have no notable achievements (legal) in living memory;

5. An ancient ruin is their main asset;

6. Fish figure highly in their culture;

7. The authorities have been kind to them;

8. There music is crap;

9. They confuse passion with xenophobia;

10. They talk funny.

11 And we are special:smug:.....sea

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It is always unbearable for visiting fans going to that shed. The droning of their fans with ner, ner, ner, ner, ner and TCWAB and the idiots who try to play musical instruments I expect drive many away fans to despair.

 

I am sure the meeting they had last year to try to create new songs was a great success and all the song sheets have been distributed in their ten's to create this 'new wall of noise'.

 

They truly are desperate.

to be fair ner ner ner is the only thing they can sing has most of them played bunked off going to school.
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Anybody else got mixed feelings about the weekend fixtures. Saints win and we hand Liverpool the title and the skates a million quid…..

 

Not content with merely helping their opponents directly (most recently Hartlepool), its been suggested we also throw the game in order to reduce Liverpool's advantage. I'd say the master strategists in the Saints boardroom have the matter well in hand: after all they've done a cracking job already in briefing Agent Connolly to cause them maximum grief :D

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let them hone the skills on your billiard ball pitches

then they have to play on our cowpat:D

 

Ah, you hope they'll sustain a few injuries on those pitches made of billiard balls? They sound dangerous to me.

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Anybody else got mixed feelings about the weekend fixtures. Saints win and we hand Liverpool the title and the skates a million quid…..

 

Not really. For one, I don't think they'll get a penny and two, as fun as this thread and my hatred of Pompey is - it can't change the fact that my team winning is always a good thing! ;) If we beat city tomorrow I won't have a mixed feeling in my body. Maybe a mixed drink.

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I must say I'm really loving this idea of letting Pompey's opponents use our facilities. Not only can we directly help in their demise, but there might be a player we unearth from one of these teams too.

 

And it will make everyone like us....

 

#thenewgreenbaypackers

 

Which will hurt that lot down the road even more

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Just meandering through this thread it struck me that there are 10 Reasons Why Skates FC are the Footballing Equivalent of Greece

1. They don’t pay taxes;

2. The have created a lot of myths;

3. For a long time they were run by corrupt leaders;

4. They have no notable achievements (legal) in living memory;

5. An ancient ruin is their main asset;

6. Fish figure highly in their culture;

7. The authorities have been kind to them;

8. There music is crap;

9. They confuse passion with xenophobia;

10. They talk funny.

 

There is more than one Charity that might add:

 

'NEVER TRUST A GREEK BEARING GIFTS'

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Just meandering through this thread it struck me that there are 10 Reasons Why Skates FC are the Footballing Equivalent of Greece

1. They don’t pay taxes;

2. The have created a lot of myths;

3. For a long time they were run by corrupt leaders;

4. They have no notable achievements (legal) in living memory;

5. An ancient ruin is their main asset;

6. Fish figure highly in their culture;

7. The authorities have been kind to them;

8. There music is crap;

9. They confuse passion with xenophobia;

10. They talk funny.

 

There is more than one Charity that might add:

 

'NEVER TRUST A GREEK BEARING GIFTS'

 

Quality :toppa:

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let them hone the skills on your billiard ball pitches

then they have to play on our cowpat:D

 

:)

 

Apparently we have different practice pitches to simulate the size/type/length of grass of our rivals. It's the first time they've had to plough one though...

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well, its bad but not irredeemable: York now occupy the last play-off spot and are a comfortable 12 points + 23 goals ahead of #lowlyportsmouth, so with 15 points left for them to play for, they're either condemned to another season of L2 misery, *or* with any luck they're gone :D

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I had Solent on in the garage yesterday so caught the pompey game after the saints game had finished sounds like their best player was this kid

 

Jack_Whatmough.jpg

 

The same kid that was part of a defence that leaked 7 in the youth FA game. Given that you have to wonder just how ****e their team has become, I reckon our under 21s/development squad would be to strong for pompey's 1st team these days. TBH I can't see them going down what I really want is to be drawn in one of the cups against them next season just to underline our superiority on the pitch:).

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http://fansonline.net/portsmouth/mb/view.php?id=545431

 

Sums up all you need to know about those ****ing ****s.

 

Haha, besides the vile comments on Jay, not even worth replying when they're boasting that they have won against Hartlepool in League 2 and we were unlucky to lose away at Man City. Let's face it, if one of their players had been carried off injured we wouldn't have a clue.

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I can't even understand half of those posts.

There was something celebrating a serious injury and laughing about a professional footballer in agony, some stuff from 70 years ago, then some more gibberish written in pikish.

They may well have their glorious victory over Hartlepool in front of a 25% empty bearpit of a fortress, but Ted is still waving them goodbye.

 

Trouble is he can't even see them from where he is, there's about 80 league clubs in the way.

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