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Kruger went to Europe

to buy an apple strudel

Instead he bought a Manager

He's name is Hassenhuttl

 

He presses up the left flank

He presses up the right

And when he takes us up the league we'll sing this song all night!

 

Brilliant - now we have a song for Saturday..... :)

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Kruger went to Europe

to buy an apple strudel

Instead he bought a Manager

He's name is Hassenhuttl

 

He presses up the left flank

He presses up the right

And when he takes us up the league we'll sing this song all night!

 

Has to be this imo, easy for the crowd to pick up and will get a couple of laughs, perfect.

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Ralph, Ralph Has, Ralph Hasenhuttl.

Ralph, Ralph Has, Ralph Hasenhuttl.

Ralph, Ralph Has, Ralph Hasenhuttl.

Ralph, Ralph Has, Ralph Hasenhuttl.

 

To the tune of Du Hast by Rammstein.

 

The Northam singing Rammstein en masse would be a surreal sight.

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Oooooo Hasenhuttl,

Treats ‘em brutal,

Makes us laugh.

No more fookin’ shirkers now you’re playing for the shirt,

He’ll have you climbing mountains and it’s gonna fookin’ hurt!

Oooooo Hasenhuttl…………..

 

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Kruger went to Europe

to buy an apple strudel

Instead he bought a Manager

He's name is Hassenhuttl

 

He presses up the left flank

He presses up the right

And when he takes us up the league we'll sing this song all night!

 

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Serious point though, would anyone go to Europe to buy an apple strudel when you can buy a perfectly adequate one in Tescos? I haven’t checked Sainsbury’s but imagine they also have them.

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Serious point though, would anyone go to Europe to buy an apple strudel when you can buy a perfectly adequate one in Tescos? I haven’t checked Sainsbury’s but imagine they also have them.

 

Excellent point.

 

Les Reed's trip to buy a Lambourgini could also have been a bit of a ruse. Must be dealers in London if not locally surely.

 

Presumably some of Cortese's trips which ended up bringing players back, were really Silver Spoon Hunting Expeditions?

 

Wonder where RaHa will be going to purchase his washing machine in January?

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How about this very simple number to the tune, inevitably, of Rock Me Amadeus?

 

Hasenhuttl, Hasenhuttl, Hasenhuttl,

 

Hasenhuttl, Hasenhutl, Hasenhuttl,

 

Hasenhuttl, Hasenhutl, oh oh oh, Hasenhuttl

 

and then some words instead of a too obvious "Come and rock me Hasenhuttl" which would just be weird.

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Ooh so Hassenhuttl

Ooh so Hassenhuttl ja?

Ooh it's Hassenhuttl

Huttle is my Hassenhuttl

Ooh so Hassenhuttl

Huttle Huttle Huttle Huttle

Huttle is my Hasenhuttl

 

to the tune of Deranged Backlogs by the Flingymen

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Kruger went to Europe

to buy an apple strudel

Instead he bought a Manager

He's name is Hassenhuttl

 

He presses up the left flank

He presses up the right

And when he takes us up the league we'll sing this song all night!

Sorted.

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Some blokes on Sat were trying to get the “ You signed Whittingham” thing going again, but with Jacket and Ralph inserted . Luckily it didn’t catch on as it was a bit pathetic really imo.

 

 

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we'll carry on through it all

With Hassenhuttl

 

Stone Roses Waterfall

 

...so good to have equalised

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Oh! Ralhpie Southampton's a wonderful sight but the players you have

they are mowastly ****e.

Supporters are hoping you'll change this quite quick

If you get us progressing

Then You'll do the trick

To the tune Mountains of Mourne

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...so good to have equalised

 

Chimes on Sunday morn

Today’s the day he sworn

To keep all the leads we have blown

And win at this place we call home

 

Now you’re at wheel

Tell me how, how does it feel

So good to have equalised

When we get a win it’ll light up your eyes

 

We’ll carry on through it all

With hassenhuttl

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The version I saw on FB was:

 

Kruger went to Europe,

To buy an apple strudel,

Instead he got a gaffer,

His name is Hasenhuttl

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His name is Rabbithutch,

He’s got a masterful touch,

He’s knicked Danny Ings’s crutch,

To support the Saints.

We hate Pompey.

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Here we go, folks, you'll thank me later....or maybe not. To the tune of Hong Kong Phooey (google it if you're too young)....

 

 

Who is this super hero? Hoedt? No!

Austin the overweight centre forward? No

Ralph the mild mannered manager? Could be

 

Hasenhuttl, Austrian super guy,

Hasenhuttl, makes his players cry,

Oh, hes got style, a groovy smile, won’t let his players stop,

When the going gets rough, hes super tough

With the Hasenhuttl chop.

 

Hong kong phooey, Austrian super guy,

Hong kong phooey, quicker than the human eye.

 

Imagine the amusement of the person in the crowd starting that off!! Time to get my coat??

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To wonderwall...

 

 

I said maybe,

you're gunna be the one that saves me,

and after all,

you're Hasenhuttl

 

I thought this too - but:

 

“With Danny Rohl

And Hasenhuttl”

 

 

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The one Patrick Bateman came up with:

 

Ralph Hasenhüttle und Danny Röhl

e i e i o

Mit und umlaut here, an umlaut there, here an um, there an um, everywhere an umlaut

Ralph Hasenhüttle und Danny Röhl

e i e i o

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Last Christmas, I gave Jay my heart

But the very next game he gave it away

This year, to save me from tears

I'll give it to Hassenhutl

 

 

Shame it was two years ago..

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I see Mourinho has just left ManU, let’s hope they don’t look in our direction for a replacement..........

 

hmmm, struggling to make that work with any of the usual tunes ;-)

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The chorus of this song has to be one of the best in years for a football anthem.

 

 

Our Ralph! Our Ralph!

Hasenhüttl

He's the best manager in the land

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His name is Ralph Hasenhuttl. Ralph Hasenhuttl. A German sound but he's Southampton bound. Walking in a Ralphie wonderland!

 

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The one Patrick Bateman came up with:

 

Ralph Hasenhüttle und Danny Röhl

e i e i o

Mit und umlaut here, an umlaut there, here an um, there an um, everywhere an umlaut

Ralph Hasenhüttle und Danny Röhl

e i e i o

 

Raplh Hasenhuttel und Danny Rohl doesn't even fit into the song...

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What about something similar to the old Man City song for Yaya Kolo song. Ralf says "Ya" quite alot in interviews (and I love it) so here it goes:

 

"yaya, ya yaya, ya yaya, ya y Hasenhuttl, repeat and repeat. Or something along those lines.

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